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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 63 (15.8%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
- 80 (20.1%)
It's mica me sad.
- 54 (13.5%)
This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
- 24 (6%)
No more puns fir me to post?
- 59 (14.8%)
What lock?
- 119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396


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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 69993 times)

bombzero

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #225 on: March 08, 2012, 01:03:05 am »
you all suck at making puns, seriously, not a damn one in this thread is worth the reed.
the entire thing is a cloth of inadequacy.
not even worth the shirt on my back.
you get no socks.

(btw their is a (not)very subtle pun in this post.)
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Phantom of The Library

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #226 on: March 08, 2012, 05:27:48 pm »
You sock, you are died red with envy you compostunist swine.  Those puns could not have bean more obvious.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #227 on: March 08, 2012, 05:43:38 pm »
i shouldn't have posted here, ill be stuck firever.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #228 on: May 05, 2012, 10:44:00 pm »
This Entertained Me
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #229 on: May 06, 2012, 12:09:56 am »
Who would have ever thought that this simple thread could be woven into such a great thing? It really knocks my socks off.
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Phantom of The Library

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #230 on: May 06, 2012, 07:21:21 am »
That's quite a yarn you're weaving, I would rather knot bring dead threads back to life, but I suppose it's worth a sock.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

Yoink

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #231 on: May 06, 2012, 08:07:55 am »
It is the thread that woodn't die.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #232 on: May 06, 2012, 08:21:38 am »
Baby, i loaf you, and i have always loafed you.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #233 on: May 06, 2012, 09:49:10 pm »
That pun fell quite flat, yew really didn't rise to the occasion and just came out of nowhere with it.  I am very croissant with yew.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

Eric Blank

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #234 on: May 06, 2012, 10:06:41 pm »
I dew believe I have given myself severe cerebral hemorhedging just from reeding this tapestry of nonsense...
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #235 on: May 08, 2012, 05:35:33 am »
i zinc we have a pun problem here.

this is going to be pun.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #236 on: May 08, 2012, 07:01:27 pm »
I pine for this thread to be stickied, so it can sap the posts of the forum syruptitiously.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #237 on: May 09, 2012, 01:15:36 pm »
This thread is just plum wrong...

(was going to say just glumprong, but I was afraid that was going too fir)
« Last Edit: May 09, 2012, 01:28:08 pm by rtg593 »
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #238 on: June 12, 2012, 01:37:29 pm »
The skills required to spruce up a thread like this must absolutely not be taken for granite.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #239 on: June 12, 2012, 02:05:36 pm »
From now on, we need to pick our puns bearfully.
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