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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 63 (15.8%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
- 80 (20.1%)
It's mica me sad.
- 54 (13.5%)
This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
- 24 (6%)
No more puns fir me to post?
- 59 (14.8%)
What lock?
- 119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396


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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 70006 times)

Loud Whispers

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612, you sound like such a Boron with chemistry puns like that :P

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Well, there's so many other puns that we gotta barium in the ground and start anew.
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My voice acting portfolio.
Centration. Similar to Spacestation 13, but in 3D and first-person. Sounds damn awesome.
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Angel Of Death

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I never thought this thread wood be unlocked. I'm going to leaf before I make more puns.
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612DwarfAvenue

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You're barking up the wrong tree if you think this was gonna stay locked.
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My voice acting portfolio.
Centration. Similar to Spacestation 13, but in 3D and first-person. Sounds damn awesome.
NanoTrasen Exploratory Team: SS13 in DF.

Loud Whispers

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I'm petrified that someone wood want to lock this thread anyways.

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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clockout1

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I don't beleaf that there are thirteen pages of tree puns.

I guess its fruitless to continue, since all the good ones have been used already.

Oh well.
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Phantom of The Library

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I beleaf that there are plentree left rowan just has to think hard.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

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Yeah, the guy who got thrown into the wall sure thought hard.
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Angel Of Death

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This thread is a pun manufacturing plant.
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This thread is a pun manufacturing plant.

nut funny birch asp
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Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security?

Lord Dakoth

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I'd make a calculus joke, but it would probably be derivative.
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It would have to be custom Taylored just for this infinite series of puns, but in the end it would only add to the pungent odour in here. Then again, that part has become rather integral to this thread, so I don't think we should differentiate between the types too much. In any case, the amount of calculus puns can only be a small fraction of the sum of tree puns. In fact, it's getting rather hard to Cramer any more math puns into this post, though that might be because math is but a branch on my tree sapling of knowledge.
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Wow, this thread is treediculous. 
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Angel Of Death

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Wow, this thread is treediculous. 
There's no need to be such a bitch about it. I don't want to shepard you into a mute, but if you dane agree, I might just retriever my old banhammer.
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