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I artichoke you!

63 (15.8%)

I wish this thread was even more poplar.

80 (20.1%)

It's mica me sad.

54 (13.5%)

This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.

24 (6%)

No more puns fir me to post?

59 (14.8%)

What lock?

119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396

[Intelligent Shade of Blue]

I had a hunch this thread would land on the topic of the twig and berries eventually.

[Itnetlolor]

Yeah, we'd best try to stay on topic about the puns, otherwise OP would be ever green.

[DuckBoy]

The spirit of the magma man has spoken.

By magma-man-animus vote this thread must fern. 

Fern to ash, fern in the ferning heat of a thousand puns.



Glumprong.

[SethCreiyd]

Peepal, please keep the toilets out of the forest.  We yews outhouses here.

[Xyus]

Yew woodn't beleaf a thread about plant puns would be so poplar.

Unfirtunately, it a-pears that olive the good ones are taken, and we are reduced to repeating them, sowing the seeds of discontent.

I pine for someone to spruce this thread up with new puns. And maybe someone will, in thyme.

[The butcher]

Heartless puns have sapped this thread of all life.I hope yew are proud of yewrselves.This thread has been de-rooted and is dead Oak-a?

[612DwarfAvenue]

NO! This thread shale not die! We must slate new puns for usage!

[Ethereal.Frog]

We could expand to stone related puns.

Schist.

[Itnetlolor]

I dunno. I think the thread's gone bananas enough as it is.

We need some minds to cobble together to come up with better ones. Let us toss this salad of creativity a bit.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

You people are mad.

[The Architect]

Well, if people want to keep beating this dead horse, then for goodness' sake stop using fir, yew, and willow in inane ways before readers' eyes start bleeding.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

This shall now be preserved.
THE PUN THREAD IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ONCE MORE!

[Phantom of The Library]

I don't oak, do yew fig it's a wood idea to spring this back to life after sew long?  Agave that it had a wood run, but the puns might have been cypressed out of everyone.  It might end up with a lot of custarding and nuts trying to spruce up the place with their poet-trees.
You may Rue the day you brought this back.
At the Moschatel this may be fairly wood.
Persimmon it may produce many laurels though. 

[Loud Whispers]

Nether-cap in my whole life have I seen such madness. This whole thread is a bit pear shaped :I

[612DwarfAvenue]

Ebony-one, yew now hold this thread in the palm of your hand. Come up with some good puns, or i'll kick your ash.