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I artichoke you!

63 (15.8%)

I wish this thread was even more poplar.

80 (20.1%)

It's mica me sad.

54 (13.5%)

This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.

24 (6%)

No more puns fir me to post?

59 (14.8%)

What lock?

119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396

[Shrike]

Quiet yew. To those who punned before me, I raise douglas fir them; to those that come after with flowerid puns so bad that even a dogwood not bark to hear them, spruce up your imaginations, there's more names yet to plum! "Acorny pun can be the pits", seed a great man. But ivyleaf that alpine tree lines (yes, it's a bit of a stretch, 'lines' being like 'pickup lines'), when redwood bring a green to even the most surly individual.

I'll stop with this. No need to listen to madronaing monotone. Larch, my good punsters, Larch towards a glorious new hay! BONSAI!

[Jacob/Lee]

Eight
Pages
Of
Tree
Puns!

[Pheonix_RE]

Well, only seven pages... and not all of them were tree-related...
Am I splitting hairs roots here, or am I not seeing the forest for the trees?

[Ultimuh]

I am quite frond of this thread.
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.

[Itnetlolor]

I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.

Well, you don't have to be a prick about it. The fruits of our labor are bountiful at least.

[Dante]

Aargh. Why won't this thread stop turning up in my "new replies to your posts" ?
I click it over and over again, every day, but it just won't die!

[Acanthus117]

BECAUSE IT IS LIEK PLANT, HARD 2 KILL LOL

[Sensei]

[Itnetlolor]

Any other time, another idea sprouts to mind. I'm the thread's equivalent of Miracle-Gro.

[Intelligent Shade of Blue]

I am quite frond of this thread.
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.

All puns are at yeast a bit terrible. Of course, some are berry bad - so bad they sap your life away.

[Shrike]

I am quite frond of this thread.
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.

All puns are at yeast a bit terrible. Of course, some are berry bad - so bad they sap your life away.

Even worse... they do it syrupticiously.

[PhoenicIan]

Eight
Pages
Of
Tree
Puns!

There's more than tree puns here. There's at least fir.

[Dorf3000]

I just had a bone setter dwarf have a mood.

Now he's a Legendary Splinter.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

I raise douglas fir yew, good fir.

[Bebo]

I'm so happy a friend pointed me to this thread.  It has a certain...je ne sequoia. 

Sad to see people slipping off-topic, though; better to go with the phloem.