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[SHAD0Wdump]

Blast a hole in the side of the tank with my shotgun to allow me to shoot out through it, but mostly out of my impatient rage...[/b]

No... just... no....

Fine, I'm out.

[Schilcote]

No action? NIEN. ZEES EEZ UNACCEPTABLE.

I walk to wherever the tanks went.

While keeping an eye out of any useful loot.

[Knave]

Open fire on the enemy tank! There are shells in my tank right?

I'm bound to get a good roll one of these days!

[Org]

Attempt science on tank.

[Nirur Torir]

I'll pop out of the tank briefly to fire my grenade launcher at the enemy tank, then get back inside.

[Batista]

Will, Batista and Bob decide that, seeing as their rides just left, they would walk. They'll be with you guys next turn. They get NO ACTION.

What the hell man?

....Ghille suit..... what the waffle?

http://txfowlers.com/images%2Fproducts%2FProducts%20II%2FGSGLV%20CASS%20JKIT%20COL%20CU%2FCAMO_UNLIMITED_JACKAL_GHILLIE_SUIT.jpg

Also I get in the tank

[ExKirby]

...Batista now gets an action and will auto-pass it. Just because I'm a frigging idiot.

[maxicaxi]

...Batista now gets an action and will auto-pass it. Just because I'm a frigging idiot.

summon cuthulu you know you want to

[ExKirby]

Somewhere else in the world, a potato has been struck by lightning! (5-w77272734657827teryt6734t453h56435873642573465ohholyshizthisisabignumber878278647687568467348763673) He completely fails to dodge BOOM! It explodes.

[Nirur Torir]

Somewhere else in the world, a potato has been struck by lightning! (5-w77272734657827teryt6734t453h56435873642573465ohholyshizthisisabignumber878278647687568467348763673) He completely fails to dodge BOOM! It explodes.

No no no, it was clearly a <redacted>. Due to the low roll, its entire order has been removed from the timeline. They never existed.

[Batista]

I WILL BUILD MYSELF A GHILLE SUIT, I'M GOING TO DO IT EVEN IF I HAVE TO ABUSE A GM'S MISTAKE.

[HailFire]

I WILL BUILD MYSELF A GHILLE SUIT, I'M GOING TO DO IT EVEN IF I HAVE TO ABUSE A GM'S MISTAKE.

Y'know jungle camo probably isn't going to be very effective in an urban environment.

[maxicaxi]

Somewhere else in the world, a potato has been struck by lightning! (5-w77272734657827teryt6734t453h56435873642573465ohholyshizthisisabignumber878278647687568467348763673) He completely fails to dodge BOOM! It explodes.

lol.

[ExKirby]

Open fire on the enemy tank! There are shells in my tank right?

I'm bound to get a good roll one of these days!

Attack!

Seeing as Tank Fights differ from Infy Fights, I'll roll for this first. Rolling for wind , (5), then for Init, (4, * vs 5) Alex takes initiative and lobs a shot at an open (1) Hull! (*-5) Direct hit! (3) 3 damage done to the hull! The enemy then fires at (4) Alex's (5) Right Gun! (1-5) The wind blows it elsewhere!

Wind power (4) drops.

I'll pop out of the tank briefly to fire my grenade launcher at the enemy tank, then get back inside.

(1+2) You attempt to shoot, but the wind keeps blowing your shots wide.

I WILL BUILD MYSELF A GHILLE SUIT, I'M GOING TO DO IT EVEN IF I HAVE TO ABUSE A GM'S MISTAKE.

I don't know what the waffle a Ghille suit is, so I'm just gonna give you some 20hp Armor.

I just noticed that SHADOWdump's post was his action, so he's out of the tank. Will and Bob arrive on the scene.

Spoiler: Demo McDemo (Nirur Toir) (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

A Grenade Launcher: Explodes for 2 damage and a chance to ignite, gets hot.
5 Grenades: Explodes for 2 damage and a chance to ignite.

Master Explosives: +3, No Overshots
Competent Improvised Explosives: +2
Unskilled Roll-Offs
Unskilled Dodging
Unskilled Repairs

Spoiler: Will Org (Org) (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

A Rapier: Deals 3 damage, can only attack in Close Combat
A Pistol: Deals 1 damage, 1/3 chance of critical for 2.

Competent Badassery: +2
Competent Heroics: +2
Novice Swordplay: +1
Unskilled UNspecifics

Spoiler: Bob (Schilcote) (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

Accomplished Hacking: +2, No Overshoots
Competent Espionage: +2
Unskilled Melee
Unskilled Scavenging

Spoiler: Batista (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

A Sniper Rifle: Deals 3 damage, +1 To Hit, can't dodge while using.
A Pistol: Deals 1 damage, 1/3 chance of critical for 2.
A Power Armor

Accomplished Sharpshooting: +2, No Overshoots
Competent Medics: +2
Unskilled Looting

Spoiler: 'Mad tweeker' Moe (SHADOWdump) (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

A Shotgun: Deals 1 damage to 3 limbs. Modifications-Always hits, hits 7 limbs.
A Rusty Pipe: Deals 1 damage, Close Comabt only, chance of breaking.

Accomplished Weapon Customizing: +2, No Overshoots
Competent Scavenging: +2
Unskilled Stregnth
Unskilled Heavy Weapons

Spoiler: Knave (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

No Miniguns: Fires three bullets that deal one damage.

Competent Heavy Weapons: +2
Competent Driving: +2
Unskilled Repairs
Unskilled Dodging
Unskilled Tanking

Spoiler: Alexander Kyrby (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: harmed.
Right Arm: bruised.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: bruised.

Legendary Tanking: Auto Pass with flying colors.

Spoiler: Knave's Tank (click to show/hide)

Hull: not injured.
Left Tread: not injured.
Right Tread: not injured.
Left Gun: not injured.
Right Gun: not injured.
Cannon: not injured.

Unskilled :
Competent Driving: +2

Spoiler: Alex's Tank (click to show/hide)

Hull: not injured.
Left Tread: not injured.
Right Tread: not injured.
Left Gun: not injured.
Right Gun: not injured.
Cannon: not injured.

Spoiler: Enemy Tank (click to show/hide)

Hull: broken.
Left Tread: not injured.
Right Tread: not injured.
Left Gun: not injured.
Right Gun: not injured.
Cannon: not injured.

Spoiler: Blue Tankie 1 (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

Spoiler: Blue Tankie 2 (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

Spoiler: Blue Tankie 3 (click to show/hide)

Head: not injured.
Torso: not injured.
Right Arm: not injured.
Left Arm: not injured.
Right Leg: not injured.
Left Leg: not injured.

Spoiler: The Suburbs (click to show/hide)

A APC Remain: +1 to searching it due to the fact that it's well organized.
4 Tank Remains
2 Working Tanks: Is what the name implies. One contains Alexander.

Leads to:
-Onwards

Spoiler: Onwards (click to show/hide)

Array

[major_sephiroth]

Will, Batista and Bob decide that, seeing as their rides just left, they would walk. They'll be with you guys next turn. They get NO ACTION.

What the hell man?

....Ghille suit..... what the waffle?

http://txfowlers.com/images%2Fproducts%2FProducts%20II%2FGSGLV%20CASS%20JKIT%20COL%20CU%2FCAMO_UNLIMITED_JACKAL_GHILLIE_SUIT.jpg

Also I get in the tank

Click that link. Seriously. The suit he has on is a Ghillie Suit. It is designed for camoflage.