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Author Topic: RTD1.8 A little ration  (Read 8124 times)

Spartan 117

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2010, 03:03:15 pm »

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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2010, 06:11:26 pm »

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2010, 08:45:29 am »

Master chief himself ofcourse

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2010, 08:58:57 am »

Master chief himself ofcourse

Send Gordon Freeman too. Demons need some crowbarin'.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2010, 08:59:42 am »

and Duke Nukem and maybe that doom guy

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2010, 09:16:09 am »

Metalsmith's Workshop > Make Adamantine HEV Suit

And Morul. Ironblood and Cacame too.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2010, 10:13:02 am »

and Duke Nukem and maybe that doom guy
Or just Quote. He's already got experience fighting his way through hell. Out of those, only the doom guy has done that.
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2010, 03:40:58 pm »

Send Chuck Norris. That way while he's there he can pick us up a few copies of Duke Nukem Forever.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2010, 04:59:26 pm »

So when is our mighty retrieval force going to depart?

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Hey, why don't we start an RTD about all this?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2010, 06:54:04 pm »

Yes.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: RTD1.5 When kittens eat everyone and the game ends.
« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2010, 11:14:12 pm »

KILL THE KIITEEHS WITH TIME!
You manifest a spontaneous burst of temporal chaos at the corridor, but have no idea how you achieved it.
You hear a pair of mournful howls chime out in unison, and a loud meow. It all sounds rather scary and you start to wish that you had a mother.

Attempt to remember that Demon Lore class I took in 23rd grade. While running.
Without looking you turn and run into the wall of your sealed room, fortunately the jolt sparks your knowledge of otherworldly entities. Their alien origins cause them to have a horrific appearance and their natures tend to be unpredictable. Although they can possess any nature imaginable, there are three broad classifications that tend to recur and are useful for attempting to control them. Those from Chaos tend to be unpredictable due to changing their purpose. Those from Order tend to be unpredictable due to concealing their purpose. And those from Rest often seem to have no purpose at all. It is also worth noting that they can respond differently or fail to respond at all to physical laws.
 Reports of going insane merely from their presence are rare and usually explained by pre-existing conditions that tend to lead people to interact with them, those in the field generally regard it as a myth.

Hunt for molepigs.
You are confident that this is not a habitat that would support molepigs, nor anything else besides people, pets maintained by the people or creatures(such as smaller insects) small enough to hide behind the solid metal fixtures.

Quote from: Inteuniso
Learn something.
You learn that learning can be difficult.

Quote from: Kismic Horror
Be Cosmic Horror Kitten.
You sharpen your claws on the walls which start bleeding liquid kitten. Which quickly coagulates into a furry stain that your claws are momentarily stuck in.

Quote from: Waiting list
Use the power of not-existing to make the demon kitten stronger!
The kitten grows stronger, for a kitten...


You are in a metallic room, with 4 cylinders along one wall, and a door and window upon the far wall looking into a metallic corridor. There are various lights and panels around the room, but none of them look responsive, except for control panels on the side of each cylinder.
 The window is now scratched and furry in places.

There is a large kitten with unusual features in the corridor, in the room there are 4 humans, 3 adults, 1 comatose with an immaterial bun floating above them, and 1 child.

The world seems somehow less... Purple...


Jetsquirrel: In room with cylinders
   child
   ESP 1
Schilcote: In room with cylinders
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Spartan 117: In room with cylinders
   cuts on right hand.
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inteuniso: In room with cylinders
   Form of bun.
   comatose.
   Projection 1
Kismic Horror: In corridor beyond window
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Re: RTD1.5 When kittens eat everyone and the game ends.
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2010, 11:55:26 pm »

Summon a big gun from nowhwere and blast that kitty to BACK INTO HELL!

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Re: RTD1.5 When kittens eat everyone and the game ends.
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2010, 01:00:04 am »

Focus Spiral Energy into a condensed orb.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: RTD1.5 When kittens eat everyone and the game ends.
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2010, 05:47:43 am »

Stand by the demon kitten (but out of range of Jetsquirrel's gun's splash) and assume an authoritative stance. Failing that, assume a power stance and use the resulting jolt of memetic energy to create a temporary deflector shield.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1.5 When kittens eat everyone and the game ends.
« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2010, 06:11:26 am »

Destroy the third wall.
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