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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 57513 times)

Medicine Man

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #255 on: August 01, 2010, 10:18:58 am »
Coke road atracts elves
Quick dwarf!release the magma!
!!Elves!! are dying now.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #256 on: August 01, 2010, 04:08:32 pm »
Quote from: Hakar on April 17, 2010, 01:32:21 pm
Elves have come to trade
We do not like pointy ears
Release the magma

HAHAHAHA, nice!
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #257 on: August 02, 2010, 09:59:34 am »
KILL,THOSE,FUCKING,ELVES!
Release magma on their mass
Strangle survivors
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #258 on: August 02, 2010, 10:02:11 am »
Goblins inside?
Lever, magma magma.
Magma.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #259 on: August 02, 2010, 02:59:40 pm »
goblin bolts
glancing from our helms and shields
falling icicles
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Quote from: ArKFallen on April 20, 2011, 04:29:54 pm
That is a wasteful idea that recklessly endangers life. I applaud your genius!
Quote from: Shinotsa on November 02, 2011, 01:52:12 pm
There are as many ways to play the game as there are socks on a battlefield.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #260 on: August 02, 2010, 03:44:22 pm »
Harken, thee. Hear fear.
Long trunks and huge feet stomping
The elephants come.
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Quote from: Akura on July 30, 2010, 08:23:21 am
Quote from: Misterstone on July 29, 2010, 04:37:14 pm
Can't you also damn rivers by causing a wall to drop into the water via cave-in?
I figured you could always damn a river by channeling out it out all the way into Hell.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #261 on: August 05, 2010, 07:35:47 am »
The Forgotten Beast
Quickly!wall of the caverns
Ah shit I am trapped!

He has been possesed
Demanding shells for a beast
Let him go insane.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2010, 09:31:07 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #262 on: September 29, 2010, 06:50:21 am »
"I'll stop after this"
Not quite sure what 'this' is yet.
Playing until dawn.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #263 on: September 29, 2010, 07:15:44 am »
I've flooded the farm
With magma and ham
Kill the elves
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Quote from: GaxkangtheUnbound on October 16, 2010, 09:49:42 pm
I once flung a migrant off a bridge. He collided with the brook cliff and died.
A year later, my legendary engraver engraved him colliding with an obstacle and dying.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #264 on: September 29, 2010, 07:50:03 am »
Adventure mode go!
play now, as a kobold, GO!
dead in five moves. gone.
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Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #265 on: September 29, 2010, 08:22:07 am »
Digging new tunnel
Why is my pick getting dam~~≈≈
Cavern lake shallows

or

Water in the shaft
Lonely pick lies nearby
Cavern lake shallows
« Last Edit: September 29, 2010, 08:28:09 am by kurokikaze »
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It's black as pitch 'cause we're trapped by our violent souls
In a deep mine, where deep rhymes won't keep my self-control
Too many foes, we feel snakebit, and we won't take it
Enemies need their face hit, we goin' ape shit!

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #266 on: September 29, 2010, 09:32:48 am »
Definitely the second one.

I'm throwing syllables to the wind here, I just like the way this flows:

Fisherdwarf crouches in the shallows
Soon a wriggling catch will be in hand
Great wings blot out the sun
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Quote from: ArKFallen on April 20, 2011, 04:29:54 pm
That is a wasteful idea that recklessly endangers life. I applaud your genius!
Quote from: Shinotsa on November 02, 2011, 01:52:12 pm
There are as many ways to play the game as there are socks on a battlefield.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #267 on: October 08, 2010, 04:55:54 pm »
For my Vampire-infested world:

Dwarf war with vampires,
Vamps kill all other races;
Dwarves got surrounded.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #268 on: October 08, 2010, 05:25:49 pm »
Welcome, god of forts.
We have built you this statue,
Dropped it in the well.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #269 on: October 08, 2010, 05:28:05 pm »
Five five five five five,
seven seven seven dwarf,
five five five five five
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