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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 59309 times)

Haspen

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #150 on: June 07, 2010, 03:53:21 pm »
Hey Urist, what's that?
Tis' be no elf, no goblin...
Is that OMG TITAN!

I know, lame :P
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #151 on: June 07, 2010, 08:43:38 pm »
Elven caravan
Bring to me my fondest wish
A caged grizzly bear
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #152 on: June 07, 2010, 09:48:44 pm »
Dwarfs, toiling away at home.
Eating kittens, melting elves.
That is true dwarven spirit.

Urist McSword, bleeding out
The walls all covered in blood
New fort, strike the earth!
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Can't you also damn rivers by causing a wall to drop into the water via cave-in?
I figured you could always damn a river by channeling out it out all the way into Hell.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #153 on: June 08, 2010, 02:56:33 am »
Meticulous scribe
Records detailed history
But the tale's cut short
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #154 on: June 08, 2010, 03:11:06 am »
I'll give it a whirl, a brief haiku inspired by my last fort.

Opal beast rises
Artifact axe stuck in head
Time to abandon
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Quote from: Silleh Boy on April 18, 2010, 02:53:36 pm
Collosal bronze man
With titanic strides he comes
Dwarves he will harvest
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #155 on: June 08, 2010, 05:04:55 pm »
Five in the first line
Seven in the second line
Then five makes haiku
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Snook

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #156 on: June 08, 2010, 05:26:37 pm »
A dwarven haiku
Shouldn't work out that well. Why?
Urist McPoet can-
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #157 on: June 08, 2010, 08:59:14 pm »
Elven death camps-check
Elven purifying-check
Urist mc Hitler

Collosi of bronze
May he have mercy on you
Hey look a sock-NOOO!

Beast of forgotten
Bleeds out terrifying goo
Fred has been struck down

Kittens in the hall
Kittens near the dwarfly dwarfs
Kittens on the plate
« Last Edit: June 09, 2010, 02:04:45 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #158 on: June 09, 2010, 06:21:47 am »
Embark. Strike the earth.
Seven dwarves against the world,
and no ways to win.

Curse them, an ambush.
Thankfully, I have cage traps.
It is drowning time.

Adamantium
The shiny anglerfish lure
of Hidden Fun Stuff.
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PhoenicIan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #159 on: June 09, 2010, 01:26:47 pm »
Urist cancels Drink
Interrupted by Goblin
The, the fun begins.

Urist cancels Rest
Interrupted once again
Everyone loves him

Throwing a tantrum
Carpenter cancels chopping
Things are going down

Carpenter hits man
This man is the hammerer
He hits back too hard

Chaos erupts now
Everyone hates everything
Save for their socks.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #160 on: June 10, 2010, 05:40:47 am »
Newly found migrant.
Why are you such an idler?
Cheese maker is go!
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Haspen

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #161 on: June 10, 2010, 06:09:13 am »
I dare someone to write a Dwarven Haiku Rap song :D
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #162 on: June 10, 2010, 06:18:56 am »
My name is Urist,
and I'm an alcoholic,
but nobody cares.

For Dwarf Fortress Two
Slaves to Armok, God of Blood
we thank you Toady.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #163 on: June 11, 2010, 10:43:47 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on June 10, 2010, 06:09:13 am
I dare someone to write a Dwarven Haiku Rap song :D
They call me McFly
Ridin' high on admantite
Goblin suckas die
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #164 on: June 11, 2010, 10:48:17 pm »
At first, the rap seemed awesome, but then I noticed:

Quote from: AngleWyrm on June 11, 2010, 10:43:47 pm
They call me McFly
Ridin' high on admantite
Goblin suckas die
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Ridin' high on admantite
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admantite
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AARGLEBlargh!
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Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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