TURN THE FOURTHAcanthus: Land where everyone else is, and learn to regenerate health like a troll would.
Result: 6
You land in the middle of where everyone else is. You remember that trolls regenerate health by insulting those around them. As you do so, you feel less singed, but the punches hurt. And a random bird flying overhead hurts your dignity. If you took mental health rolls, whatever that means, you'd have gone insane.
Flintus: Complete my transformation and become incredibly angsty and arm myself with a giant hunk of metal shaped reasonably like a sword.
Result: 6
Transformation super plus! You suddenly have a backstory and become incredibly angsty. You eye the wreckage of the plane. You rip off what remains of the tail section, with your bare teeth. Weapon gained: Sword of Rudder-Elevator.
NUKE9.13: Land elegantly.
Result: 5
You lightly touch down. The pirate is impressed.
I like this guy.
Toaster: I grab a warthog or other suitable island beast and tame it to be my trusty steed. I shall valiantly ride into battle!
Result: 4
You pounce on an unsuspecting pig. It squeals, then bows before its new master. You look for a battle to valiantly ride into and lo and behold, one just seems to be breaking out by the plane. You gallop toward the knife-wielder and the footwielder, but just as you reach them and the latter's foot connects, they vanish. You are slightly disappoint.
Dragnar: I can fly planes with my mind, therefore if I hold my arms out and pretend to be a plane, I can fly!
Result: 1
You hold out your arms andd flap furiously, like a plane would. Unfortunately, <continued next spoiler>
Paranatural: I'll fly up and catch Dragnar with my luxurious hair.
Result: 1
You rocket up in a valiant effort to rescue Dragnar. Sadly, you can't see a whole lot, having enormous eyebrows. You crash (softly) into Dragnar, who quickly tangles himself in your hair by flapping furiously. This is a problem.
Just because I have to do something to make up for the absence, I won't let you plummet to the ground like a newborn whale but let you hover blindly. Like a... ball of fluff.
Tarran: Learn how to become more invisible!
Result: 3
Focus as you might, you don't get a lot more invisible. You think your non-existent hair looks slightly wispier, though.
Org: Learn to stop time.
Result: 4
You attempt stop time for a few minutes. It doesn't go all that well, so you decide to stop, hammertime instead. It heightens your reflexes, though.
Achievement managed! Breakdancing pirate.
, a swarm of zombies flies from the direction of the volcano, buzzing madly.
Group achievement progress: Hairless bunch of idiots: 3/8
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