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[NUKE9.13]

Drink coke.

I have complete trust in Acanthus's piloting capabilities.

[Flintus10]

Get some newer more powerful hair!

[Vlynndar]

TURN THE THIRD

Acanthus: Okay, then put on troll face and say that lemonade is pee.

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Result: 1

You erm... You tear off the face of a passing flying troll, and tie it to your face with some parachute wire. Then you tell everyone the lemonade is pee, but they don't seem to be horrified by that, exactly.

Flintus: Get some newer more powerful hair!

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Result: 4
You decide to make the best of the situation. You focus, your eyes screw up, you go hnggggg. It feels as if something changed. You carefully touch your head, and find out you have gained a shock of spiky, lemonade coloured hair. And the ability to feel colours.

Achievement unlocked! Traitor. Detracted from the common goal of cleanshavenness.

NUKE9.13: Drink coke. I have complete trust in Acanthus's piloting capabilities.

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Result: 4

You gaze over the countryside, and wonder why you call it that, it's clearly ocean. You calmly drink your coke as you feel the rig descending slowly. Life is good.

Achievement earned! Quite a nice fellow, actually.

Dragnar: Try to aim the falling plane at the volcano, then jump out, using my psychic powers to land safely.

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Result: 4

You conclude excrements have slapped the turbine. There's not a lot of aiming you can do, so you concentrate on escaping. You do so successfully. As you stand proudly in mid-air, you realise you only could fly because you were steering a plane with your mind. Gravity does so too. You start falling.

Toaster: I build a earth-manipulation gun out of spare parts lying around the plane.

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Result: 1

Achievement unlocked: Freakin' future-teller.

As you sit in a crashing plane, watching your only companion ditch you. you realise you should have got off this ride a while ago. Suddenly you find yourself outside the plane, hovering with your rocket spine. You watch Dragnar escape and the plane smash itself to bits. You race down and rapidly find many usable spare parts. For a broken heap of garbage, that is.

Paranatural: Hold on to the plane and learn to control my hair growth.

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Result: 6You hold on the plane. You nod in a friendly way as both Toaster and Dragnar leave. You easily teach yourself to grow hair. You quickly do a whole lot of it and land unharmed in an enormous ball of fluff. While you can control your hair growth, it's a simple biological fact that you can't ungrow things. You'll need some kind of hair-removing implement for that.

Achievement unlocked! Hirsute.
Achievement unlocked! Traitor. Detracted from the common goal of cleanshavenness.

Tarran: Learn how to become invisible.

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Result: 3You become partially invisible. You can see right through holes in your body.

Org: >Enter game

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Result: 5Suddenly, everyone is aware of the pirate swinging in on a rope-and-entering-hook, attached to nothing in particular. He deftly sidesteps the plane and flourishes his feathered hat at everyone, coming down in various ways and speeds.

Achievement unlocked! You are a pirate. (Alright with me.)

Group achievement progress: Hairless bunch of idiots: 3/8

Group achievement earned! Not particularly achieving anything.
EDIT: Hold up. Something went horribly wrong with the formatting. I blame the forum upgrade.

[dragnar]

I can fly planes with my mind, therefore if I hold my arms out and pretend to be a plane, I can fly!

[Vlynndar]

Gah. I'll fix it tomorrow. Also status then.

Most important status effects: Paranatural is not dizzy anymore and can grow hair, Tarran's holes are purely cosmetical (not actual holes) and Flintus has anime-superhero hair.

Dragnar is the most needing to be saved, right now.

Also, Doomshifter's legs are cramping up.

[Paranatural]

I can fly planes with my mind, therefore if I hold my arms out and pretend to be a plane, I can fly!

Hey, no copying me!

I'll fly up and catch Dragnar with my luxurious hair.

[Tarran]

I shall be invisible!

Learn how to become more invisible!

[Toaster]

I grab a warthog or other suitable island beast and tame it to be my trusty steed.

I shall valiantly ride into battle!

[Acanthus117]

Land where everyone else is, and learn to regenerate health like a troll would.

[Flintus10]

Complete my transformation and become incredibly angsty and arm myself with a giant hunk of metal shaped reasonably like a sword.

[NUKE9.13]

Land elegantly.

[Org]

Learn to stop time.

[Toaster]

(rolls?)

[Vlynndar]

Need some time. Rolls will be done.

[Meanmelter]

Spawn On top of the plane, holding on the left wing of the plane while holding a small bronze knife in my hand.