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[NUKE9.13]

Open a bottle of Coke.

(Help yourselves, fellow parachutists. It's a two litre bottle.)

[Paranatural]

I get back in the plane and take my seat.

[dragnar]

Rocket spine: http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p38

I... DO A BARREL ROLL!!! In the direction of the island!

[Vlynndar]

Rocket spine: http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p38

Gained new weakness! Ridiculously sexy fuel artery.

Oh, right. I suppose you actually need a noble goal.
In the air, a semi-transparent waypoint arrow appears. It points to an island. Smoke billows from it.

[Acanthus117]

Manypoolayte litning to zuum to waypunt. Also, ask the people tangled up if they want lemonade and hold out a biiig warm glass of the stuff.

[Vlynndar]

Flintus. What will you do?

[Vlynndar]

Whoo nginx when I make some last minute adjustmentsbolding.

Flintus, I can change your action until next turn.

TURN THE SECOND

Acanthus: Manypoolayte litning to zuum to waypunt. Also, ask the people tangled up if they want lemonade and hold out a biiig warm glass of the stuff.

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Result: 6

Your eyes roll back in their sockets as you start manypoolayting litning. A thundercloud quickly appears. It seems angry. As it starts attacking you with bolts of litning, you conclude it is. This does have the effect of propelling you speedily towards the island. You find yourself next to the plane. You wonder why the pilot seems to be an idiot, then laugh painfully at your hypocrisy.
Achievement unlocked! Hairless. Cause: Litning.

Flintus: (Dangle helplessly.)

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Result: 5

You dangle helplessly succesfully. However,
Achievement unlocked! Hairless. Cause: Litning.

NUKE9.13: Open a bottle of Coke.

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Result: 3

You open a bottle of Coke. You shrug as you see no one else wants some, or prefers lemonade. All the more for you.
You don't want to give any to Acanthus anyway, that litning hurt.
Achievement unlocked! Hairless. Cause: Litning.

Toaster: Having secured backup transportation, I look for a manual or something that tells me what exactly we're supposed to be doing here.

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Result: 5

You reach in your pocket and produce a checklist.
There's only one item on it. It's unchecked. It reads, "Stop volcano."

Dragnar: I... DO A BARREL ROLL!!! In the direction of the island!

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Result: 1

You spot the island! You attempt a victorious evasive manouver. You do another. And another. You realise that you have lost control. Luckily, your flightpath seems to be directly towards your objective, the island. Unluckily, water is much softer.

Paranatural: I get back in the plane and take my seat.

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Result: 2

You accelerate to immense speeds in order to catch the plane, which is far away.
This makes you lose all your hair.
Achievement unlocked! Hairless. Cause: Extreme speed.

Just as you grab the plane, it starts spinning sickeningly. You are now dizzy, which gives you a minus one on coordination.

Tarran: Shout angry thoughts at Acanthus for various reasons. (including grabbing all the parachutes and getting us so high up in the sky)

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Result: 1

You start shouting offensive things to your pilot. The litning makes you spasm inconveniently, but you continue garbledly. When you finally stop shouting, you feel hoarse. You reluctantly, but gratefully accept Acanthus's lemonade.
Achievement unlocked! Hairless. Cause: Litning.

Group achievement progress: Hairless bunch of idiots: 5/7

[Vlynndar]

STATUS

PLAYERS
Acanthus

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Equipment: Unreasonable amount of parachutes. (On entire body)
Health: Slightly singed. Hairless.

Flintus

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Equipment: Parachute wires. (Constricting entire body)(Protection value: NONE)
Health: Slightly singed. Hairless.

Nuke

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Equipment: Parachute wires. (Constricting entire body)(Protection value: NONE)
Health: Slightly singed. Hoarse. Hairless.

Toaster

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Equipment: Checklist.
Health: Rocket spine. Ridiculously sexy fuel artery.
Abilities: Flight.

Paranatural

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Equipment: None.
Health: No facial hair.  Dizzy (minus one on coordination for one turn).
Abilities: Flight.

Dragnar

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Equipment: None.
Health: Shaking.
Abilities: Flying from the backseat.

Tarran

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Equipment: None.
Health: Drunk Acanthus's lemonade. Hairless.

LOCATIONS
On ground: No one.
Next to plane: Acanthus, Flintus, NUKE9.13, Tarran.
In plane: Dragnar, Toaster.
Hanging on to plane: Paranatural.
Celestial throne: Dwarfaholic.
Uncomfortable split on posts 8 and 9: Doomshifter. 3:30

[Acanthus117]

This is awesome. EVERYONE MUST BE HAIRLESS

Okay, then put on troll face and say that lemonade is pee.

[Paranatural]

Hold on to the plane and learn to control my hair growth.

[dragnar]

Try to aim the falling plane at the volcano, then jump out, using my psychic powers to land safely.

Good luck: the rubble stops the eruption.
Bad luck: the crash causes it.

[Tarran]

HEY, YOU FORGOT MY STATUS!

Ah, now that that's out of my system.

Learn how to become invisible.

[Toaster]

Clearly, I need anti-volcano powers!

I build a earth-manipulation gun out of spare parts lying around the plane.

[Org]

>Enter game

[Vlynndar]

NUKE9.13 and Flintus to go.