TURN THE FIRSTAcanthus:
Grab all the parachutes, jump out whilst wearing one.Result: 6
You grab a parachute from the rack and don it. You also grab all other parachutes and don them too. You sprint for the back door of the plane and jump through it without bothering to open it first.
Flintus:
Hold onto Acanthus' legs.Result: 3
As Acanthus runs past, you leap out of your seat and firmly hug his legs. As he is already flying headfirst to the metal door, he isn't bothered in the slightest.
NUKE9.13:
Hold on to Flintus's legs whilst screaming incomprehensibly.Result: 3
You look on bemusedly at the antics of Acanthus and Flintus. Just as they reach the door, you feel the sudden urge to join them and manage to grab Flintus' legs just before they disappear outside. Naturally, you scream.
Toaster:
Pull the jetpack out from my pocket and strap it on. It's gonna be a fun ride!Result: 6
Shrugging at the loss of the parachutes, you calmly take your personal jetpack from your pocket and strap it on. Tightly. It has fused with your body. You now have a rocket spine.
Paranatural:
Run around the plane, making airplane noises until I learn to fly.Result: 2
Deciding on a more sane course of action, you walk out of the Acanthus-and-consorts shaped hole in the door. You start falling.
Dragnar:
Pilot the plane. With my mind.Result: 5
You close your eyes and focus. Your body starts vibrating in spiritual resonance with the essence of the aircraft. You don't notice your four compatriots leaving as you start the plane, though you feel a slight pang as they jump through the door.
You quickly gain altitude. It feels exhilarating, as flying in your dream feels.
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Acanthus, Flintus, Nuke9.13 and Paranatural fall. For about three feet, before you hit the ground. During your confusion, you hear a faint rumble. Simultaneously you remember that the plane hadn't actually taken off yet. The jet of fire racing towards you indicates that it's about to, though.
ROLL TO DODGE.
Acanthus: 6, Flintus: 2, Nuke9.13: 2, Paranatural: 4.
Paranatural had barely completed half a lap of running around the plane, so he luckily escaped the plane screaming overhead. Some psychic waves emanating from Dragnar, strenghtened by the near-death experience, permeate his body. He stands there, panting, realizing he can now fly.
Flintus and Nuke9.13 (still screaming) scramble madly to get out of the way. They only seem to get stuck in all the wires attached to Acanthus' unreasonable amount of parachutes, though. Paralyzed with fear, they stare at their impending, crispy death.
Acanthus isn't fazed. He has stood before hotter fires. Thinking and moving quickly, he pulls the cords of all parachutes. He braces himself for the fire.
As he opens his eyes again, he finds himself high in the air, carried up by the parachutes in the jetstream.
Miraculously, Flintus and Nuke were carried up as well, tangled in the wires.
Dwarfaholic:
Win the game.AUTOSUCCES
You win the game. You bask in your own glory.
Tarran:
Jump out and grab Acanthus117, take one of his parachutes, wear it, and pull the parachute cord.Result: NaN
You find yourself tangled with the other leghuggers as well, because of quantum.
Status coming up. Also, mind if I steal your style as well, Dwarfaholic?
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