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[Nirur Torir]

Frederick looks at the weapon, then looks at the bird. "Fascinating. At least we have meat now." He walks over to the bird and mutters "inquiro." The gem on his staff blinks red twice, then dark purple. He kicks the bird in frustration, then returns. "No good. It has a strong toxin in its blood. Even cooking won't make it edible. Did anyone bring food? All I have is a few mushrooms."

[ToonyMan]

"Do not be fooled by carbon tissue, this robot is deceive!"  ToonyMan pushes Phantom's shoulder playfully.

"And that tail wasn't mine, some author put it on me."

Sure come join with us strange man.

[Faden]

Isolde blinked, but there was no discernible change in the darkness before her eyes. No broken bones, but she was a bit bruised. She felt the floor. It felt like packed dirt. Using her hands, she could feel that she was inside an enclosed space, somewhat circular, with large gaps near the base. Crawling through one of these gaps, she found herself in a maze of ropey roots, but a slim glimmer of light was now visible.
In the distance she hears several booming, sharp sounds in quick succession, like nothing she's ever heard before.
She takes out her knife from the pack, and begins to saw away some of the obstructing roots.

[Phantom]

"Oh come on I'm a damn human! I bleed!"
Phantom takes a combat knife from his pack, removes a glove, and cuts it a bit for it to drop blood.
He bandages it.
"I have organs! Uh, can the wizard guy teleport my left kidney out of my body to prove it to you guys?"
He puts back on his helmet.
"And I have food in my backpack, a few cans of corned beef and a small bag of rice."

[ToonyMan]

Ever see that movie Terminator?  When Arnold cuts his arm open there is blood.

Food doesn't have to be eaten if you have it.

[Phantom]

"Can he teleport out my kidney or something now? It doesn't work properly and I'd be happy if it is removed."

[ToonyMan]

"Fakkkkkeeeerrrrr." Toony sneers.

[Phantom]

"Oh come on, the last time I tried to remove a bullet in my arm I cut my brachial artery! That is why I'm never doing surgery on myself again."

[Rashilul]

Sikeludos peers past a rock towards the group. He has been stalking them for quite a bit now, stealthily moving from tree to tree.
He decides to wait and see whether or not they're safe to approach.

[ToonyMan]

"Only a robot would know such a term as "brachial artery", have you been researching human anatomy?"

[Phantom]

"What? I went to medical school for 2 years before I joined the military. I wanted to become a medic. Instead I got promoted and soon became a Field Commander after many battles."

[ToonyMan]

"How have you survived war so long?!  Robots can take bullets."

[Phantom]

"Perhaps you've never heard of armor. Or vehicles. Or the large amounts of other more threatening looking soldiers."

[Nirur Torir]

The wizard looks at the arguers. "I don't quite understand. Phantom is clearly a human wearing an odd set of armor, although I'm not sure about you. Yes, I could remove a kidney, but fixing it is only slightly more difficult."

[ToonyMan]

"Armor?  For BULLET?  If you hid in the back during war you don't deserve those promotions robot."