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Mel_Vixen

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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2010, 08:39:12 am »

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Thought the attractivity model evolved slowly (breast size increased for example) if you look at some old Greece statues like the venus of Milo or the venus of Esquilin The Venus of urbino is also medieval example that supports my point here. 
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2010, 11:33:49 am »

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The answer, of course, is Darwinistic.
I read that as Dwarvinistic:D.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2010, 11:42:55 am »

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The answer, of course, is Darwinistic.
I read that as Dwarvinistic:D.

Me too. And I keep reading it as such, willingly so.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2010, 11:52:53 am »

The problem, like I was saying, is that the descriptions essentially create caricatures, of a sort, because they only mention the things that are outside the norm to some degree, and even then, you're going to exaggerate them in your head, because normally if someone actually mentions a physical feature in normal conversation, it's because it's relatively noticeable/extreme.

For instance, a lot of people have "close-set eyes", but you'd never really pick up on it specifically. However, reading "has somewhat close-set eyes" makes you think of it as some sort of strange abnormality, because you naturally consider something like that to be a strange anomaly if it's actually getting mentioned somewhere, since normally we don't really mention physical features unless they're outliers or extremely apparent.
I get that, but when I read things like "extremely" and "grotesquely" over and over in the same description...
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2010, 11:56:02 am »

I get that, but when I read things like "extremely" and "grotesquely" over and over in the same description...

 The genetics system should cause the dwarves to average out over time. Maybe they are all set to be extremes in a young world?
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2010, 03:11:42 pm »

I get that, but when I read things like "extremely" and "grotesquely" over and over in the same description...

 The genetics system should cause the dwarves to average out over time. Maybe they are all set to be extremes in a young world?

Long term genetic trends do not create homogeneous populations though. Genes are discrete particles. For all we know the "hooked nose" gene might be modeled in DF as a single-gene that's recessive. This seems more likely than a more realistic modeling which would have to account for the thousands of genes necessary in body formation, and explains why the physical-feature gradient is seemingly exaggerated.

Even in the real world though, genetics don't cause horribly homogeneous populations. People have all types of noses, you probably just don't notice if they are hooked or not unless they are REALLY hooked.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2010, 06:43:13 pm »

ther are other things than looks
i.e. if you shear a intrest or two.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2010, 07:14:23 pm »

You forget that they mate via spores.  There is no choice involved.  They are stuck for life with the first ugly person their spores stick to.  Then the baby grows from the woman's beard.  Imagine how much they get jostled around in there.  A few broken bones at birth and they're screwed for life with their "crooked nose" and "lopsided smile."
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2010, 07:20:05 pm »

ther are other things than looks
i.e. if you shear a intrest or two.
I'm not saying physical appearance should be the entirety of this, I'm just saying there should be a tendency for more physically attractive people to pass on their genes slightly more often.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2010, 09:00:08 pm »

I don't think everyone should be beautiful/ugly, but I think the average person should be somewhat attractive, a smaller group ugly, and an even smaller group beautiful.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2010, 09:53:45 pm »

Hi!

Frankly, I don't think the original argument itself makes sense as real life data does not in the least confirm this (otherwise, there would have been no plastic surgeons around making a lot of money from people who don't really need surgery). So, I don't really support where that would be heading.

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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2010, 10:46:35 pm »

I don't think everyone should be beautiful/ugly, but I think the average person should be somewhat attractive, a smaller group ugly, and an even smaller group beautiful.
This.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2010, 11:41:08 pm »

Flavorwise, I find it within the norm of fantasy for dwarves to be ugly on average. However, I suspect there will be a demand for mods that substantially increase the beauty of human/elven adventurers, and a significant feature of later mods will be the more attractive player or antagonist races offered.
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2010, 12:38:32 am »

Also and honestly

This is a hooked nose not full blow leprocy.

Plus people more or less during this period got married the same way people get jobs... (I may have to look it up.... but there was less romance involved)
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Re: How do these people get laid?
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2010, 12:53:54 am »

I believe dwarves can be beautiful too. but the whole mating is more likely with beautiful people over ugly people is ridiculous and likely a conclusion of the immature. There are billions of people on earth and I'm pretty sure more than 40% of them came from "ugly" people.

There's this thing, not everyone understands it. It's called love. Love defies pretty much all things in life; feuds, genetics, nationalities, common sense.

I think my wife is "beautiful" though she may not pass as the subject of a great artist. I wouldn't either. but I love her and she has a most wonderful personality.

especially in medieval times, people married and had offspring for reasons other than attraction and compatibility. It was used as a bargaining tool and a peace making tool. The two people involved may not be pretty, or even like each other and yet they still had children. madness.

And we haven't even touched unwanted children (accidents, rapes, etc.) and I really dont think we should touch on that subject.
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