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[Pillow_Killer]

Im more intrested in answers to following questions:
Is OP 12/Got an MDI?

[druid91]

Nearly 19    And why on earth would I have a multiple document interface?

I know you can't assume control of every government, what I meant was nothing strong enough to challenge you except if they teamed up.

[HideousBeing]

Not particularly. Besides, if you manage to control the world then you set the laws. Maybe you can get everyone to really really like you and submit their nations to you, so you don't have to break any laws...

[Pillow_Killer]

Define "World Domination"

[druid91]

World domination(verb): the act of controlling the world.

Not particularly. Besides, if you manage to control the world then you set the laws. Maybe you can get everyone to really really like you and submit their nations to you, so you don't have to break any laws...

That is ridiculous much like this thread I have started.

[ToonyMan]

I'd say go with it, just make sure to let me live on Namek or something.

[Aqizzar]

World domination(verb): the act of controlling the world.

[smigenboger]

Everyone liked Jesus, if he had the ability to, maybe others could!

[druid91]

Everyone liked Jesus, if he had the ability to, maybe others could!

What about the part where people took a murderer off of ye olde death row to kill him?

World domination(verb): the act of controlling the world.

What???

[Mikko]

Everyone liked Jesus, if he had the ability to, maybe others could!

Yes. He was so celebrated that he was nailed to a cross where he slowly died. Then all of his followers had to live underground because they were tried to hunt down. For a few hundred years. That's how much they liked Iesus Nazaretus.

[Strife26]

World Domination is a noun, it's a state of being. I have world domination.

Tautology is using self referential statements. You defined World domination as controlling the world. Controlling is a close synonym to domination, rendering the definition useless.

Trust laws, self determination UN policies, and probably violating territorial sovereignty come to mind as being broken.

Basically, unless  you give more information about the plan, we can't tell you the specific laws. Mind you, you're going to break more than enough to have a real country kick your ass.

[druid91]

Any-way with that out of the way how would you go about taking over the world without breaking the law? the only way I can think of is with some sort of super corporation.

World Domination is a noun, it's a state of being. I have world domination.

Tautology is using self referential statements. You defined World domination as controlling the world. Controlling is a close synonym to domination, rendering the definition useless.

Trust laws, self determination UN policies, and probably violating territorial sovereignty come to mind as being broken.

Basically, unless  you give more information about the plan, we can't tell you the specific laws. Mind you, you're going to break more than enough to have a real country kick your ass.

Ok for a specific plan I will use my friends joke plan, Establish a country in Antarctica, the only free place left. then work from there to build up a country and take over the world.

[Dwiib]

Not particularly. Besides, if you manage to control the world then you set the laws. Maybe you can get everyone to really really like you and submit their nations to you, so you don't have to break any laws...

If you enact a postfactum law to save yourself from prosecution, people will notice. Furthermore, we can assume that a society capable of doing this is a nondemocratic society, or if so, loosely democratic or fixed. This would just add to the hordes of angry people in your governmental pocket.

A better idea. You get in a position of secondary-absolute power where the chain of succession directly leads to you, such as vice presidency. Make sure that your leader is a jerk, nobody likes him, etc. It doesn't matter whether or not he's your puppet, but preferably he is.

Next, you must either hire an assassin or become one. Your target is him. Your reasoning is that he was a horrible dictator/whatnot should you choose to publicly disclose your assassination or are caught. You're automatically in their good graces if you do, but you might face trouble. If you don't horribly botch it, congratulations, you're now king of the universe.

Alternatively, latch onto Scientology. Work your way through their ranks under the ruse of an actual believer. Be as backstabbing as possible or all you'll end up with is several piles of debt. Try to manipulate them to go for a grab of power. This is when you'll go for yours. Congratulations, you are now the Pope of Scientology.

[Toady Two]

Being ultimate dictator/supreme ruler of the world is overrated. If you ever want to dominate the world should should place your brainwashed puppets in all positions of power and manipulate silently.

That way you won't be just a sniper bullet away from the end of term.

[deadlycairn]

I believe economic domnination would be the best bet, though somewhat difficult to achieve.

Simply patent many new objects, mass-advertise to ensure they are as quickly integrated into society as possible, phase out opposition in that sector, rinse and repeat. Might take a few generations, but eventually you're a global corporation with profits higher than most countries' GDP.

Then, just to be a jackass, close the company, and watch as everyone struggles to survive without the products that have become so integrated into their society.

Alternatively, speculate the money and stock markets, throwing so much money around as to inadvertently bankrupt and finance multiple small countries.

Congratulations, you are now the new Bill Gates.