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[RandomNumberGenerator]

Are we doing LOTR or The Hobbit?

An Ambush! Curse them!
Bilbo cancels travel: Interrupted by Goblin.
Goblin x30 cancels hunt: Can not find path.
A wolf has burned to death.
A goblin has burned to death.
Goblin starts singing x29

[Lawec]

You stab the Hobbit with your Nazgul Dagger!
It is stuck!
You twist the Nazgul Dagger!
The Hobbit gives in to pain.

[Karnewarrior]

Are we doing LOTR or The Hobbit?

An Ambush! Curse them!
Bilbo cancels travel: Interrupted by Goblin.
Goblin x30 cancels hunt: Can not find path.
A wolf has burned to death.
A goblin has burned to death.
Goblin starts singing x29

the hobbit, and in chronological order, even though no one is listening.
HINT HINT WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE

[Ultimuh]

Are we doing LOTR or The Hobbit?

An Ambush! Curse them!
Bilbo cancels travel: Interrupted by Goblin.
Goblin x30 cancels hunt: Can not find path.
A wolf has burned to death.
A goblin has burned to death.
Goblin starts singing x29

the hobbit, and in chronological order, even though no one is listening.
HINT HINT WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE

I guess they have too much fun to actually follow the plot. 

[thvaz]

Gríma, wormtongue, slash the wizard in the neck from behind with his -steel dagger-, tearing apart the muscle.
An artery has been opened by the strike!
Saruman, wizard, cancels speak: too injured.
Saruman, wizard, has bled to death.
Gríma, wormtongue, cancels fleeing: too injured.
Gríma, wormtongue, was shot and killed.
Samwise Gamgee, gardener, was elected mayor.
Samwise Gamgee, mayor, has organized a party at Party Tree.

[Mr_Bucket_Hat]

Bilbo cancels pickpocket: Caught by Troll.
Troll cancels interrogation: Interuppted by Dwarf.
Dwarf cancels Search: Interuppted by Sack x13
Troll cancels stewing: Interupted by argument.
Troll cancels roasting: Interupted by argument.
Troll cancels squashing into jelly: interupted by sunrise.
The troll has been stoned to death.
The troll has been stoned to death.
The troll has been stoned to death.

[Karnewarrior]

someone has to take that out of context.

The Troll has been stoned

[Yagrum Bagarn]

You guys'd better do what Karnewarrior says before you give the poor guy a heart attack.

I will now ignore my own advice and post something unrelated to DF.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

  I did in Math of CS a few years ago, just for fun, while we were working on First-Order Logic.  This thread made me think of it.

∃ x (isGold(x) ^ ~glitters(x)),
∃ x (wanders(x) ^ ~isLost(x));
∀ x ( (isOld(x) ^ isStrong(x)) -> ~withers(x) ),
∀ x ( (isDeep(x) ^ isRoots(x)) -> ~frozen(x) ).

It's been some time since I logic'd, so someone correct me if I screwed it up.

[Hairywoodenleg]

These should be copied into the first post in right order. I'm not sure how far we are yet, but i suppose next would be

Gollum charges Bilbo Baggins!
Bilbo Baggins dodges!
Gollum cancels chase: dangerous terrain.
Goblin cancels kill: job item lost or destroyed.
Bilbo Baggins cancels escape: stuck at door.

[NinjaE8825]

This is a bit earlier in the timeline than Karnewarrior began, but it's very dorfy, so I'm putting it in anyway. :p

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Fëanor, Craftself, withdraws from society...
Fëanor, Craftself, has claimed a Jeweler's Workshop!
Fëanor, Gem Cutter, has crafted The Silmarils, three cut silima gems!
-
Finwë, High King, has been struck down!
An artifact has been stolen by a Dark Lord! x3
The elves have given a Dark Lord the name of Morgoth.
Fëanor, High King, has sworn an oath of vengeance!

[Karnewarrior]

These should be copied into the first post in right order. I'm not sure how far we are yet, but i suppose next would be

Gollum charges Bilbo Baggins!
Bilbo Baggins dodges!
Gollum cancels chase: dangerous terrain.
Goblin cancels kill: job item lost or destroyed.
Bilbo Baggins cancels escape: stuck at door.

This is good. I will do so.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Huh. I tried to post chrolilogically, but I may have skipped ahead a bit. My part was supposed to be when the goblisn ambush the party, they all scramble up trees, then gandalf throws burning pinecones down.

[Lord Shonus]

You have discovered a cave entrance.
Thorin Oakenshield, Dwarf, has become attached to Orcrist, an artifact Long Sword!
Gandalf "The Grey", Wizard has become attached to Glamdring, an artifact Long Sword
Bilbo Baggins, Burglar, ahs become attached to an unnamed artifact dagger!

[Karnewarrior]

Huh. I tried to post chrolilogically, but I may have skipped ahead a bit. My part was supposed to be when the goblisn ambush the party, they all scramble up trees, then gandalf throws burning pinecones down.

Errr.. humm.... I have some foggy recollection of that. I'll see if I can fit you in.

You have discovered a cave entrance.
Thorin Oakenshield, Dwarf, has become attached to Orcrist, an artifact Long Sword!
Gandalf "The Grey", Wizard has become attached to Glamdring, an artifact Long Sword
Bilbo Baggins, Burglar, ahs become attached to an unnamed artifact dagger!

Gonna put this in too.

[Tahin]

These are pretty brilliant, but I suggest they be moved to a wiki page or something so the order is easier to clean up.