Round 41:
Round Complete.Flagrarus:
Use Object, Instruct Ally: 2
You couldn't do that! A proper Portable Atrocity Encapsulator will not abandon his companions like that! The very thought itself makes you Shudder In Disbelief of your own Inconceivable Thoughts.
Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Health 6/12. You know, you have a feeling the Multicolor Afro may somehow be of use now. Also it seems to have fallen asleep on your head. How Absolutely Adorable.
Tarran:
Battle Preparations: Result: 5
You formulate a Cunning Battleplan. You place some Conveniently Found Condensator Units at the doors. When The Enemy Arrives you plan to Breathe Lightning At The Condensators, making them explode and setting off a chain reaction that will hopefully kill a few more enemies on the other side of the main doors. Also, because this is a plan, you will also perform a Melee Attack if you follow this plan.
The Athenians think it's a decent plan. They say they just intended to Shoot At The Enemy until it Stopped Moving.
Kagus:
Physical Attack: Metal Scraps: Result: 1
Somehow You Feel this may have not been the finest of your ideas. The Scraps are pointy and made of metal. Your Fist, on the other hand, is soft, plushy, and round. This is a matchup you really cannot win.
Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 5
Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health 1/6. You are Absolutely Devastated. In fact, the Uncoolness of your action causes you to Lose Your Meta-Level In Disco!
Status Effect(s) Lost!
Mojo V: The First Meta-Level of Mojo. Temporarily increases the effectiveness of all Disco-type spells and actions, and enables Silent Casting for them.
Mojo Level: Dance Commander
Xegeth:
Lunatic Action: Result: 3
Hm. This Wall still seems to be in your way. How Inconvenient. Oh, well.
You Explain Special Relativity, as far as you understand it, To The Wall. It is most impressed, you decide. What a fruitful conversation!
You are a good listener, wall. We should do this again.
As far as you see The Wall Nods In Agreement.
This leaves but one question:
What Is Your Attitude Towards Norwegian Foreign Policy In The 1960s?
Inteuniso:
Lunatic Action: Result: 5
You have chosen... Wisely. Poltergeists are Exceptionally Annoying Enemies, what with Being Invisible and throwing those Goddamn Instant-Killing Objects At You All The Time. You were just begging for some Random Creep To Shoot At Your Clearly Visible Ball Of Lightning And Kill You.
But being a Demon? Much safer.
Mental Heal Roll: 2
Mental Health -5/6. You're starting the Long Trip Back To Sanity, which could, of course, end instantly at a lucky die roll. But still! It's the thought that counts, and so on.
Ragnarok97071:
Arrive: Result: 6
You arrive with Natural Ease And Style in a Well-Designed And Artfully Furnished Lounge, with Stylish Sitting Tables, a Wine Rack, a Cyborg Butler With A Case Of Fine Cigars, and, of course, A Reinforced-Titanium Door Leading To A Comprehensive Armory-Weapons-Munitions Storage. When you initially arrive, you see Two Gentlemen sitting at a Window Table, talking to themselves.
It seems he may have found the eighth switch already-
The Two Gentlemn turn their heads to look at you. Both are dressed in a Stylish But Modest Suit, with a Bowler Hat and a Complete And Figureless Face Mask. One is in Red, the other in Blue.
It seems they have already reached this place. Pity. Lounge 6 was a comfortable place to chat in.
The Gentlemen snap their fingers and Disappear Instantly. There isn't even the Typical Puff Of Smoke usually related to Teleportations.
How odd.
A Communist Dropship Has Landed At [0,0]x3
The Lights suddenly turn on in The Fortress, revealing a Downwards Staircase near The Athenians. Were you forced to retreat you could conceivably go down those stairs. Or something.
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