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[inteuniso]

With my newly refound sanity, SAVE MYSELF by going to the RUINS.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 37:

Round Complete.

Flagrarus: Transport East [1]:

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 Result: 3

The Dropship Sputters and fails. It Grounds with nothing you can do to stop it.

You Curse Loudly.

Mental Damage Roll: 5

Mental Health 6/12.

Kagus: Overcharge Large Item, Be Transported:

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 Result: 2

You consider Overcharing The DiscoCannon, but realize how silly that is when the entire area is about to get Orbitally Bombed anyways. You Flog Yourself Mentally for thinking such an unnecessary thought.

Mental Damage Roll: 3

Mental Health 0/6. This may not be the best time to go insane. You still go insane, though.

Oh, and you're Not Transported, either. Since the Dropship's all broken and stuff. Today ain't your day, is it?

Tarran: Move East [2]:

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 Result: 4

You Calmly Move East to The Fortress. You Do Not Shoot anything, because there is Nothing To Be Shot.

Inteuniso: Move West [1]:

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 Result: 2

Common Sense prevents you from taking this action. Common sense and the fact that you In The Labyrinth and Out Of Harm's Way.

Mental Damage Roll: 3

Mental Health 3/6. Sometimes you think you Should've Taken The Blue Crayon Box.

Lonewolf I: No Action [3]:

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 Result: TRAGEDY

You Perish.

Jetsquirrel II: Arrive:

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 Result: 3

You appear in a Dark, Dank Corridor in The Labyrinth. You cannot see anything.

Events and NPCs:

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The dots around The Moon seem Larger now, somehow. How peculiar.

Ancient, dusty Sirens start wailing in The Fortress. Flashy Red Lights flicker about annoyingly.

The Mysterious Troopers swoop by on Their Gunship, pick up Kagus and Flagrarus, and Fly Their Ship straight into a Convenient Vehicle Hangar in The Fortress.

Whuh... how did you do that? Flagrarus Asks.
It seems the dice were on my side today, says Pilot, the Pilot of The Gunship.
So who are you anyways?

The Troops show you their Generic Power Armors, Assault Rifles and Various Heavy Weapons.

We're a small but elite team of special super soldiers sent to help you. They call us the Athenians; we're like Spartans but we have better ships and more money.

The Leader approaches you and holds out her hand.

My name is Euphemism McHuge-Bosom. These are my men: Rock Strongo, Lance Uppercut, Vince Steel, and Pilot. Please don't make jokes about my name.
Tarran shuts his mouth mid-banter.

The Athenians and You head Inside The Fortress. The Doors Close behind you, almost completely blocking the noises coming from the outside world.

[Tarran]

Talk to Euphemism McHuge-Bosom, talk about my Gigantic Rail Gun plans, ask him her if she can make it.

[Flagrarus]

...Him?

Ask the Athenians ( don't care which one ) what kind of Pokemon one can expect to catch in a fortress.

Then go and catch these Pokemon.

[Tarran]

...Him?

Dwarfaholic didn't specifically tell us their genders, so I assumed McHuge-Bosom was a male with a silly name.

[Flagrarus]

The Leader approaches you and holds out her hand.

My name is Euphemism McHuge-Bosom. These are my men: Rock Strongo, Lance Uppercut, Vince Steel, and Pilot. Please don't make jokes about my name.

But who knows, maybe it actually is a him 

[Tarran]

The Leader approaches you and holds out her hand.

My name is Euphemism McHuge-Bosom. These are my men: Rock Strongo, Lance Uppercut, Vince Steel, and Pilot. Please don't make jokes about my name.

But who knows, maybe it actually is a him 

...How the hell did i miss that?

[inteuniso]

Build a labyrinth-smashing fist.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 38:

Round Complete.

Tarran: Perform Request:

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 Result: 2

So, uh, can you help me build this giant imaginary construct I thought up?

Why, naturally! We are not only supersoldiers but also apparently skilled constructers who see no problem with starting this construction in a strange fort while we're being attacked.

You Detect a Smidge Of Sarcasm in her voice. Damn.

Mental Damage Roll: 4

Mental Health 2/6. Ouch. Sarcasm. That's totally annoying.

Flagrarus: Gather Information:

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 Result: 3

Are there any Pocket Monsters here? Huh? Huh? I know there are! There's gotta be! Right?

An Athenian rolls his eyes before answering you.

Sure thing, kid, there's tons of Pocket Monsters here. Like just behind that corner, for instance.

You can Barely Contain Your Excitement as you Rush Around The Corner.

So... are all you operatives like this? Because we need to know now, before we start getting killed for you.

Inteuniso: Craft Item:

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 Result: 1

Instead of Constructing That Boring-Sounding Item you decide to Smash Your Fist against a wall. It works as well as you'd expect.

Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 4

Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health -1/6. Well, we're not going to be seeing any more bright ideas from you in a while, apparently.

Kagus: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 6
Well, that was quick. The Power Of Disco returns you from The Brink Of Sanity before a Suitable Disko-Themed Insanity can even be thought up for you. Huh.

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6.

Jetsquirrel II: No Action [1]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

Events And NPCs:

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The Whistle Of The Engines Of War And The Arrows Of Death sounds louder and louder outside, penetrating even the thick walls of your fortress home.

We haven't much time, The Athenians whisper to one another.

We must find the generators. That is our only chance.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Flagrarus]

Find the generators.

[Kagus]

Use The Light of Disco to aid in finding the generators.

[Tarran]

Look for the generators.

[RedWarrior0]

Hunt for generators. Like a boss.

[inteuniso]

KORGURACK my spleen. KARILY.