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[RAM]

You really want to be ground zero for a uselessness-field generator? Your group don't exactly seem to have an abundance of the stuff to begin with...

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 31:

Round Complete.

((Nice rolls, people. Nice rolls.))

Tarran: Polymorph Self:

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 Result: 5

You Activate The Ring and Scream In A Mixture Of Pain And Pleasure as you Change. Giant Wings sprout from your back. Huge Talons, like those of a bird of prey, emerge from your fingers. Blue Scales Cover Your Enlarged Body, Which Changes Shape As Elecricity Rattles About.


Aaaand now you broke the shack. Dude.

Status Effect(s) Gained!
Blue Dragon Form: No points for guessing what this does.

Flagrarus: Move North [1]

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 Result: 6

Scyther? Huh? What 'Scyther?'

What a silly name.

Instead you just Get Into The Unmanned Communist Dropship, quickly Repair All It's Damage, and fly it North. That's obviously the most reasonable course of action here.

Spluh.

Status Effect(s) Gained!
Dropship Pilot I: Can pilot a dropship.

RedWarrior0: Examine Item: Device Of Hurt:

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 Result: 1

You decide the Most Reasonable Course Of Action Here, Spluh, is to Look Directly At The Pipe. That's the best way to examine what happens when a shot is fired, see.

Tool Use Roll: 6

You Fire Your Gun Perfectly, hitting the target squarely and hard with both shots.

Physical Damage: [ 9 x 2 = 18 ]

Your head Evaporates.

This is Most Inconvenient.

You Perish.

Killcount +1!

((How did he even look into a shotgun that is attached to his arm, you may ask. The powers of The Moon, obviously.))

Kagus: Craft Large Item:

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 Result: 6

The Mysterious Groovesprites obey your every command as you Construct The MegaFunk Disco Cannon.
It's many parts swirl and twirl by themselves, constructed purely from Disco And Awesome. It is... it is Glorious. The Groovesprites shed a single tear each, which they then add to The Cannon.

You point The Cannon at The Moon.

Funk you, communists, you whisper to yourself, as you Prepare To Fire.

Lonewolf I: Move North [??]

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 Result: 6

You Hurry North along the Twisting Hallways. As you run, you feel a Strange And Sudden Shift beneath your legs, as Pieces Of The Labyrinth shift into yet another pattern. The Hallway In Front Of You changes into A Doorway. You Push It Open and enter what looks like a very nice and cozy room. There is a large window taking an entire wall, some racks for weapons and armor, and some tool benches. In the middle of the floor there is A Dead Headless Man. His entire right arm seems to be some sort of... cannon. How Odd.

Also your Running somehow made you Avoid All Nearby Traps.

Inteuniso: Craft Item:

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 Result: 5

You take The Skull, Bit Of Liver, And Tendons of A Nearby Terminally Inconvenienced Individual and construct a Cup-And-Ball Game. It's Really Quite Useless.

Mental Heal Roll: 6

Mental Health 6/6. Oh soothing cup-and-ball game, you are my only friend.

Item(s) Acquired!
Ghastly Cup-And-Ball Game: Unexamined, Held. [3/3].

Knight85: No Action [3]:

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 UNFORTUNATE FAILURE

The Behemoth wakes up and Eats You.

You Perish.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Dwarfaholic]

Seriously, you people rolled one 1, two 5s, and the rest were 6s. And still two people died.

[Tarran]

Yay, I'm a dragon!

Oh my god Red just died.

Woo! Giant cannon!

Knight85 just died to in-activity. Meh, his fault.

Charge Kagus's Cannon with my electricity breath!

Seriously, you people rolled one 1, two 5s, and the rest were 6s. And still two people died.

Well, Knight85's death is due to in-activity, and doesn't really count. And Red's death is due to the single 1 roll.

[Dwarfaholic]

I know. That's why the single 1 is so unfortunate. The 6 in shooting just made his death worse.

[Flagrarus]

So...get the gameswitch and fulfill my objective?

[RedWarrior0]

Oops?

[inteuniso]

Wield the cup-and-ball game. With VENGEANCE

[Kagus]

Fire the Cannon.


"I heard the Lord say Burn, Baby, Burn, and there was a Disco Inferno.  And it was Good."

[Poltifar]

Use my psychic abilities to teleport into the world while doing an exactly 1369 degree backfrontleftright flip and then levitating safely to the ground.

[Lonewolf I]

Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.

[RAM]

They only said that you needed to destroy the moon, they never said that the earth had to survive...

[RedWarrior0]

Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.

You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?

[Lonewolf I]

Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.

You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?

Just as planned.