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[Dwarfaholic]

^Turn Modified.

[Lonewolf I]

Examine Wall.  Closely.  With much feeling and tenderness.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 28:

Round Complete.

((And working on another rework of this. First of all I'm returning sanity to all you current folks here while I think of a more entertaining Lunacy system.))

Kagus, Tarran, Inteuniso, Knight85: Lunatic Action

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 GRANTED 6

It feels like a time for a... new beginning. Yes. Whether it be in a Labyrinth or a Small Hovel, a New Wave of Happiness And Passion sweeps over The Four OF You like a Wave-Type Sort Of Thing.

It's almost Poetic.

Flagrarus: Modify Object: Multiple

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 Result: 2

Morphing Your Utility Fiends? That would be Incredibly Rude! You Refuse Adamantly.

Mental Damage Roll: Nope, not this turn.

Mental Health 6/6.

RedWarrior0: Physical Attack: The Moon

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

Tool Use Roll: 6
Moon Physical Dodge Roll: [ 2 + 1000 (Different Manifold) = 1002 ]

You Feel You Cannot Attack The Moon Quite Yet, but you do not know why. With a strangely curious feeling you run to the Conveniently Unmentioned Window and look out.

There is No Moon On The Sky. Instead you are on Inside Some Sort Of Huge Metal Sphere, with Maintenance Hatches And Windows dotting the structure throughout. Looking closer at the sky, you see A Small Dot. Using the Conveniently Placed Telescope to look at the dot, hoping to see your nemesis. Instead you see A Huge Metal Sphere with small dots, possibly hatches and windows, dotting the structure throughout. In one Particularly Large Window you can faintly see a Small Figure Looking At You With A Telescope. Something's wrong with it's right arm, though: There Seems To Be Something Metal There. A feeling of anguish comes over you. You Look In All Directions With The Telescope. Everywhere you look, you can see small dots, with smaller dots and sometimes a Particularly Large Window visible on them.

In every window there is a person looking through a telescope. Every person has something in their right hand.


What is going on? Who could have done this? you wonder frantically.

In your mind there is only one possible answer.

Moon, you whisper quietly to yourself.

MOON!

You throw out your hands and let loose a primal yell.

MOOOOOOOOON!

Achievement Unlocked! "The Reveal"
DUN DUN DUNN

Reward Earned! Topic Slot 2!

Lonewolf I: Examine Environment

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 Result: 6

Mm...

That is One Smoo-ooth Wall.

You slide against The Wall., sliding your hands upon sensually. It Stands Firm And Erect To Your Touch.

A Small Hatch opens up in The Wall, sliding out Two Items. One is a PDA Detailing Your Current Location As A Yellow Dot In A Map Of The Surrounding Area.

The Other Item is a Small Piece Of Paper. There is writing on it, which you read aloud:

Please stop violating the walls. You are scaring the other watchers.

Item(s) Acquired!

Laby-Map PDA: Unexamined, Held. [6/6].
Small Piece Of Paper: Unexamined, Held. [6/6].

[inteuniso]

Woo! Also, I'm back to play, just in time!

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Karnewarrior]

We're on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

[Kagus]

Activate Mojo.

[Flagrarus]

Fly the fire bird in a wide circle over the area to scout it

My awesome roll will protect me from it's flames...I hope.

[Tarran]

Return to my teammates.

[Lonewolf I]

Move parallel to the wall in a leftward direction (whichever way is left while facing the wall, that is).  If possible, examine PDA while doing so.

[RedWarrior0]

My weapon is not strong enough. AUGMENT MY WEAPON WITH RAINBOW POWER!!!

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 29:

Round Complete.

Inteuniso: No Action [1]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

You do nothing.

Kagus: Acquire Status Effect:

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 Result: [ 5 + 1 (Disco-type action) = 6 ]

Mojo. A powerful monkey, and your State Of Being.

You have reached a state of Meta-Disco, where Dancing Itself becomes Unnecessary and Non-Disco. Instead you Stand Still and Radiate Awesome.

It's Flippin' Sweet, Dawg.

Status Effect Gained!
Mojo III: The First Meta-Level of Mojo. Temporarily increases the effectiveness of all Disco-type spells and actions, and enables Silent Casting for them.

Flagrarus: Examine Area: Multiple:

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 Result: 5

You Jump On The Giant Flame-Bird Thing and fly around a bit, wondering why you didn't choose the Non-Burning Giant Insect Thing that could surely fly as well. Oh Well. You Scout The Area surrounding The Landing Area.

Exploration Rolls: 5, 5, 4, 3, 6, 3, 2 ((added because I forgot first))

To the East and North-East of you there are The Ruins Of A Large City. It seems the ruins are Completely Uninhabited and may contain Lost Of Valuable Stuff. To the South-East you spot what was likely the Disposal Site for The City. There are Huge Mounds Of Rubbish, and you can spot Strange Creatures moving up and down the hills of items.

To the North-West and South-West you see Boring Grassy Plains. However, in the middle of the plains, West of The Landing Area, you can see An Old, Abandoned But Modern-Looking Fortress. You'll be certain to find Various Armaments inside, and it will be of great use in repelling Possible Future Communist Invasions.

To the South there is a Dark Woods. You can't see what's there from this height.

You Land In The Landing Area, your legs somehow Miraculously Unharmed. Well that's nice.

Tarran: Exit Structure:

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 Result: 1

Trying to exit the suspiciously different-shaped building you band your nose on the door and die instantly.
Instead of dying, however, you merely change back into a human.

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Lonewolf I: Move Left [1]:

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 Result: 5

As you Slide Along The Wall, the wall shapes in The PDA move as well, keeping your dot constantly in the middle of the screen. Suddenly a Red Dot and a Blue Dot appear, next to each other, at the edge of your screen.

RedWarrior0: Enhance Item: Device Of Hurt:

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 Result: 4

You Take Your Arm to the Weapon Bench and paint it with a Lavish Display of a Brilliant Palette Of Colors.

Now it's More Cool.

Knight85: No Action [1]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

Nothing you do.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Sooo... I'm dead? Just like that?

Wait, I can't die, I'm polymorphed. If I "Die" I just turn back to normal (AKA human). Says the nethack wiki.

So... Am I really dead?

[Dwarfaholic]

Sooo... I'm dead? Just like that?

Wait, I can't die, I'm polymorphed. If I "Die" I just turn back to normal (AKA human). Says the nethack wiki.

So... Am I really dead?

Wait, is it like that? VERY WELL THEN. *RETROACTIVE STUFF WILL BE DONE NOW*