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[Errol]

Work device of hurt into a boomerang, then fling it and duck.

[Dwarfaholic]

((Sorry for the late turn. I was in the country for the last three days, as is customary amongst my native people at this time of the year.

And soon I shall be semi-gone for 10 days, although I will have regular and steady Internet connections.))

Round 20:

Turn Complete.

Kagus: Mental Attack: Cynicism Radiator

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

Mental Attack Roll: 6
Cynicism Radiator Mental Dodge Roll: 4

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Enough Is Enough. You Approach The Offending Machine and Puncture It's Mental Core. It feebly Tries To Fight your attack, but You Overpower it easily. A last whimper comes from within:

Please... I don't want to die. I just
thought
I could help
make it
better.

Then It Is Gone. You Grin With Satisfaction.

Killcount +1!

Flagrarus: Gain New Objective

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 Result: 4

Pondering Furiously you Come Up with some meaning to what you have to do.

You Must Get Yourself Your Own Gameswitch.

This new meaning Heals Your Soul.

Mental Heal Roll: 6

Mental Health 6/6. You have successfully Repressed All Recent Traumatic Memories, and are therefore at The Highest Level Of Mental Stability. No negative side-effects.

None.

Objective Added! [Flagrarus]:
"Acquire Gameswitch"
Acquire A Gameswitch.

Frelock II: Seek Target

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 Result: 2

Bah.

There Is No Target, nor will there ever be.
At All.

Definitely Not This Turn.

Mental Damage Roll: 6
Mental Heal Roll: 2

Mental Health 4/12. You're Really Starting To Feel The Strain. This Moon-Destroying business is Tough.

Mental Health Drain: [ 2 / 2 = 1]

Mental Health 3/12.

Tarran: Lunatic Action

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"Hello, Tarran! Welcome to Ronald's Used Pain Dealership!"
You hear something rumble in the distance.

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Tarran the Operative      St: 10 Dx: 10 Co: 8 In: 6 Wi: 6 Ch: 10
Dlvl: 0  $: 0 HP: 2(6)  Pw: -12(6) AC: 0  Exp: 1 T: 20

Paranatural: Mental Boost: Frelock II:

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 Result: 1

Catastrophic Failure. As you try to Leap Up And Down you only manage to Attract The Attention Of A Death-Scorpion.

Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Heal Roll: 3

Mental Health 2/12. You Cry A Little, But Try Not To Show The Tears.

Frelock II Also Cries Today.

NPC/Entity Located!
Death Scorpion: Unexamined, [0,1], Wild-Aggressive. [?/?]. [?/?].

Errol: Enhance Device Of Hurt:

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 Result: 4

You Bend The Gun A Bit Through Sheer Force Of Will. However your lack of Boomerang-Throwing Skills means that your test throw ends with the Boomerang-Gun some distance away.

Item(s) Enhanced!
Generic Gun -> Boomerang-Gun
Ammunition: Generic Gun -> Ammunition: Boomerang-Gun

Boomerang-Gun:Unexamined, Held [1/6]
Ammunition: Boomerang-Gun: [19] [7/8]

Item(s) Lost!
Boomerang-Gun:Unexamined, Held [1/6]

Events And NPCs:

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The Operatives, Save For The One Called Paranatural, see A Figure Quickly Approach From The Sky And Near Their Position.

The Figure turns out to be A Communist Dropship.

Grunts drop down on ropes from within.

NPC/Entity Located!
Communist Light Dropship: Unexamined, [0,0], Communist. [?/?]. [?/?].

Communist Grunt Squad: Unexamined, [0,0], Communist. [?/?]. [?/?].

New Rule Discovered! Enemies Will Send Waves To Prevent Operative Actions

Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: No Action [2]

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

Nothing Is Done By You.

Jetsquirrel II: Create NPC/Entity: Shadow-Jetsquirrel II:

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 Result: 6

You Find The Shadow Of The Waiting Room And Steal It.

You then take the shadow and Feed Yourself To It, creating... The Most Beautiful Being.

It Is Shadow.

It Is Jets. It Is Squirrels.

It Is YOU.

So massive are your powers you're not yet entirely sure what you can do!

Status Effect Gained:
Supreme Shadow-Being X: You Are Shadow. You Are The Night.
Unknown Power: Supreme Shadow-Being: You're not quite certain what this status effect does yet.

RedWarrior0: Morph Environment: Waiting Room:

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 Result: 5

You Convince The Waiting Room that as it is a training ground of sorts, it must allow error and the consequences of error, but it must allow the chance of recuperation.

Grudgingly The Waiting Room Agrees that Insanity Will Not Cause Lunatic Actions while it can do something about it, Starting Next Turn. It Can't Help With The Mental Damage And Initial Lunatic Action, Though.

Achievement Unlocked! "Oratory Master"
Convince a super-being to assist you greatly.

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 3

Find Peace In The Ways Of The Diseased.

Knight85: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 3

Looking Down You See Nothing.

It Trembles You To Your Core.

Poltifar: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 5

Physical Heal Roll: 2
Mental Heal Roll: 6

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 5/6. You Decide Not To Care If The Gears Are Righteous Or Sinister. They are tools, and as tools they are As Good As What They Are Used For. At this Revelation the gears Abandon You.

You Have Accomplished Your First Journey. You're still a bit shaken, but that will pass, in time. If that is what comes to be.

Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus117 II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
15. Xegeth

[Dwarfaholic]

^Turn Complete.

[Thief^]

Shouldn't that be Insanity Will Not Cause Lunatic Actions?

[Jetsquirrel]

Remove/Devour/Destroy 1 shadow of any person in the waiting room and check what happens

Edit: ofcourse expect mine

[Kagus]

Uh, I didn't actually mean to...  Nevermind, destroying the Cynicism Radiator unleashes my inner Funk once again!  Muahaha!

Also, is Paranatural encountering a Death-Lizard or a Death-Scorpion?  It's an important distinction.


As for actions, I distract the Commie Pilot by Dancing Something Fierce, causing the dropship to crash into something.  Something communist.

[RedWarrior0]

Inspiring Speech: Waiting Room

Convince the Waiting Room to join us in our grand and righteous struggle against the Axis of Ebil, consisting of Sad-man Hushin', Obama barrel Overloaded, Joe Steel, Alfalfa Hit-her, and Pow ze Dung.

[Paranatural]

Join Physical Bodies with Frelock. Become SuperMechaBorgFrelock-anatrual to destroy the threat of the Death Scorpion/Lizard

[Flagrarus]

Increase physical health to 1000/6 and charge the grunts.

( Maybe after this turn we'll get to see that Labyrinth place )

[Tarran]

Say hi to the Rust monster/Disenchanter.

[Dwarfaholic]

Shouldn't that be Insanity Will Not Cause Lunatic Actions?

Also, is Paranatural encountering a Death-Lizard or a Death-Scorpion?  It's an important distinction.

See, folks, this is why one shouldn't write when one is tired.

EDIT: Also, people, please don't try to post many actions for one turn. You can't. Seriously.

[Xegeth]

I seem to have disappeared from the pre-waiting list so I re-enter it.

[Poltifar]

Attempt to modify the waiting room such that people in the waiting room may help people outside the waiting room in their mission to destroy the moon through their powers.

[wisp wings]

Join the long, snaking trail of people waiting to wait in the waiting room.

[Errol]

Locate boomeranggun and use BOOMERANGU THROW at the COMMUNIST GRUNTS. Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii