Round 16:Turn Complete.Tarran:
Find Item: Wand Of Wishing Result: 2
Your intense search turns up nothing.
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Tarran the Operative St: 10 Dx: 10 Co: 8 In: 6 Wi: 6 Ch: 10
Dlvl: 0 $: 0 HP: 6(6) Pw: 2(6) AC: 0 Exp: 1 T: 15
The Cynicism Radiator Comments On Your Actions.
Is that even the right message? Man, this guy's obviously never played Nethack before. The turn count's all wrong, and his AC is just stupid. Worst. RtD. Ever.
Paranatural:
Change Option Result: AUTOSUCCESS
You Change The Option to Changing One Option Is Possible While Doing Another Action
Sure, abuse the system. That'll be real popular. Why didn't you change that as your first option? Epic fail!
Flagrarus:
Lunatic Action Result: 5
Physical Heal Roll: 4
Mental Heal Roll: 4
Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health -1/6. You Get On Your Feet And Look Around. Everything still looks Weird And Flickery, but you also somehow feel A Lot Better Than Before.
And what's this? Some guy's deep psychological journey to sanity? Wow, this place is just bursting with original thought! You people make me wanna puke.
Frelock II:
Develop Mental Bond: Flagrarus Result: 3
You Try To Bond With Flagrarus but His Insanity Lashes Out At You Instead.
Mental Damage Roll: 2
Mental Heal Roll: 3
Mental Health 12/12. Paranatural easily helps you Deflect The Psychic Blow.
The power of loooove? I'm not even gonna start here.
Actually I am. What's wrong with you people? Can't you see this story makes no sense at all? Characters just pop up at random! Where do their relationships come from? Why do they even want to destroy the moon? This gets a one out of ten for structure, coherency, and just plain not-being-stupidness.
Kagus:
Lunatic Action Result: 5
Physical Heal Roll: 6
Mental Heal Roll: 5
Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 5/6. This Is No Time For Insanity. The Cynicism Radiator Must Be Destroyed!
Yeah, sure, attack the voice of reason. Never seen that before.
Errol:
No Action Result: 3
You Try Valiantly, but Are Distracted By Some Strange Device.
Mental Damage Roll: 6
Mental Health 0/6. And don't get me started on that unrealistic afro! No real-life afro could be that big, or change colours that fast! And look at that guy, he's starting to twitch and mutter to himself! How attention-deficit can a pack of retards be?
Events in
The Waiting Room:Mikko, Jetsquirrel II:
No Action Result: VARIOUS
Mikko Stands Still And Gazes Into The Infinite Spatial Dimensions Of The Waiting Room.
Inspired by this, Jetsquirrel II Achieves Zen.
Mikko Mental Health 6/6.
Status Effect Gained!
Jetsquirrel II:
Zen: You have achieved Zen, and are immune to mental damage. ((GM's note: You seem like the one who'll need this the most.))
RedWarrior0, Inteuniso, Knight85, Poltifar:
Lunatic Action Result: VARIOUS
All of you Urge Each Other One towards madness, until RedWarrior0, just for laughs, Bends His Hand Just A Bit Too Much.
Snap. RedWarrior0 Just Laughs.
It Is A Very Sobering Sight For The Others.
RedWarrior0 Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health -4/6. Inteuniso Physical Health 6/6. Mental Helath 1/6. Knight85 Mental Health -3/6. Poltifar Mental Health 6/6.
Status Effect Gained!
RedWarrior0:
Broken Arm II: Doing things with your broken hand causes an automatic 2 Physical Damage.
Pre-Waiting List:8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice