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[Poltifar]

Sit down comfortably a read the book entitled "Destroying The Moon For Dummies" to pass the time.

[Paranatural]

Examine the GameSwitch and Manipulate it in Manly ways.

[RedWarrior0]

Consider the most efficient way to combat the essences of reality.

[inteuniso]

Find an ice cream cone. HANDILY.

[Kagus]

All riiiight!  Excellent timing on that funktastic assist roll...  Managed to save quite a few people from horrifying failure!  I like the way this is turnin' out.


Right then.  Ahh...  I think I should probably rest up a bit after so many turns of groovy dancemastery, wouldn't want to wear it out.

Realize I need to do something. Pick my nose.

Assist Errol in picking his nose.

[Flagrarus]

All riiiight!  Excellent timing on that funktastic assist roll...  Managed to save quite a few people from horrifying failure!  I like the way this is turnin' out.

Yeah, thanks for that. I still went insane though. Again. 

I wonder what my lunatic action will be this time. Could it involve me pointing a gun at my own head?

[Tarran]

I drench myself with the bag's mutagens.

Please don't get a 1 please don't get a 1 please don't get a 1.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 13:

Frelock: Explained Abscence

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

You have taken the liberty of Telling Beforehand that you will be gone for a while. You do nothing.

Errol: Probe Nasal Cavity

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 Result: [4 + 2 (Assistance) = 6]

With The Assistance Of Your Compatriot you manage to Ram Your Finger Straight Through Your Nose And Into Your Brain.

Physical Damage: 4

Physical Health 1/6. You Collapse Onto The Ground. On the bright side You Now Possess Great Knowledge Of How Noses Work.

For example, ramming one's finger through a nose Hurts.

Paranatural: Examine Gameswitch #1

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

You first notice The Gameswitch does not Fully Obey The Rules. It appears to be A Strange Exception Thing.

The second thing you notice is The Shape Of The Gameswitch. It roughly resembles A PDA with A Comfortable Grip and A Blade On The Side Opposing The Grip.

The Blade is Rather Sharp.

The Screen Of The Gameswitch Is Lit. On the screen There Is Text.

"
<Idling Counts As An Action>
Changing Options Takes A Turn>
<New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base>
<All Failures Cause Random Mental Damage, All Successes Cause Random Mental Healing>
Level System Inactive>
Difficulty Level: Easy>
Locked
Locked
Locked
Locked

What an Interesting Device.

Kagus: Faciliate Probing: Errol's Nasal Cavity

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 Result: 4

You manage to Be Of Assistance In Errol's Endeavour.

Help Roll: 4/2 = 2

You assist Errol by the effect of 2 Points. While he tries to Conservatively Burrow His Finger Into His Nose you help him by Grabbing It Aggressively And Pushing It In. You're a real helper!

New Rule Discovered! Help Rolls Require A Success And Then A Help Roll That Is Divided By 2.

Flagrarus: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 2

Your Ass Has Finally Decided To Eat Your Hand!

It hungers...

for More.

Mental Damage Roll: 3

Mental Health -3/6. You're Not Entirely Sure What Just Happened.

New Rule Discovered! A 2 in a Lunatic Action will harm mentally

Tarran: Apply Mysterious Substance: Self

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 Result: 1

You try to Lather Yourself with The Goo, but get freaked out by How Strange It Seems. Instead Spill The Contents Of The Bag.

Bag Physical Damage Roll: 2

Bag Physical Health 3/6. It's Half-Empty! And quite clearly not Half Full, in any case.

Mental Damage Roll: 3

Mental Health 3/6. That goo could've given so many Mutations...

Life is so wasteful.

Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 6

Quick as A Mayfly you leap to Jetsquirrel II and absorb Sanity And Health out of him. He doesn't seem to Mind. Ha ha! Get it? Oh man, You Crack You Up.

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6.

Jetsquirrel II: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 3

You feel yourself Regenerating Powerfully, but suddenly An Agent Of The Ice Forces jumps onto you and Sucks Your Progress Right Out Of You. It's fine, though: You Still Have Socks.

RedWarrior0: Plan: Aggress Reality

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 Result: SECRET

You devise An Evil Plan.

You're not evil, though.

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 5

Physical Heal Roll: 4
Mental Heal Roll: 5

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health -1/6. You Build Up On Your Sanity Amount, but fail to Reach The Metaphysical Realm Of The Sane. It probably has something to do with the fact that You're Not Entirely Sure Anybody Around Here Is Sane, and you thus have No Model To Strive For.

Knight85: No Action

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 Result: 3

You Fail to Fail to Act.

Mental Damage Roll: 1

Mental Health 2/6. You're feeling Very Sad: you are still In Mourning over the loss of Your Fantastic Friends.

Weakling.

Poltifar: Educate Self: Satellite Sundering

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 Result: 4

You find a suitable book: "How To DESTROY THE MOON, For Dummies." It has Very Amusing comics! You also Learn Some Facts:

1. One should First Get Onto The Moon
2. One might wanna Plant A Ridiculously Powerful Bomb near the Center Of THE MOON

etc. All Very Basic.

Mental Heal Roll: 3

Mental Health 5/6.

[Frelock]

Shucks, it appears I arrived too late.  Well, we'll see what array turns out to be, but for now I'll just make an action for next turn.

Talk to Flagrarus about his problems.  Help him work through them.  Charge $35 an hour with weekly sessions...

[Tarran]

GRRRRRRRRRR

I EAT THE SUBSTANCES!

This had better work or I will...

[RedWarrior0]

Insist that my plan against the essences of reality is not evil, merely a return blow for previous damages.

[Poltifar]

Divide by Zero.

[dragnar]

The game is set to "easy"?! There is a one in 36 chance of critical existence failure every turn!

[Paranatural]

I change the <New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base> setting.

[inteuniso]

Obviously those damn communists are working against my sanity! DESTROY MY INSANITY.