Round 11:Dragnar:
Arrive Result: 1
The Landing Pod experiences a Critical Error, and Explodes Mid-Flight.
You Hurtle towards Earth.
Physical Damage Roll: 6
Physical Health 0/6. You Smash Against The Ground, Killed Instantly. Your Belongings Scatter Around You.
Achievement Unlocked!
"Oh, man."Make the GM feel pity.
Paranatural:
Attack Moon: Tumbleweed Howitzer Result: 4
You manage to Point The Howitzer towards The Moon, move to the Firing Seat and Fire The Cannon.
Tool Use Roll: 3
Moon Dodge Roll: 1 [+100 From Range] = 101
You Miss, and for Two Seperate Reasons. The first is that you didn't account Drop-Off in your calculations. The second is that The Moon is about 384 405 Kilometers away. Yeah. A bit Out Of Range, One Could Say. Still makes you Feel Better, Though.
Mental Heal Roll: 5
Mental Health 6/6. Chillin'.
Frelock:
Comfort Lover: Paranatural Result: 2 [+1 From Status Effect] = 3
You try to Comfort Paranatural Through The Power Of Love, but he seems Oddly Distant Right Now. Is Your Relationship falling apart? Oh no!
Mental Damage Roll: 5
Mental Health 1/6. A Crippling And Irrational Fear sweeps over you, and the lack of Love From Your Soulmate certainly isn't helping! You start Crying Incontrollably.
Kagus:
Enhance Accessory: Multicolor Afro Of Prophecy Result: 6
Finally A Target Worthy Of The Best Of Your Disko Arts! You summon All Your Inner Reserves and Dance Like A God, Except More Betterly. Mystical forces dance around The 'Fro, imbuing it with A Powerful Energy. Only The Spirits know what you have given to it...
The 'Fro thanks you with A Splendid Pattern Of Light. You blush.
It was nothing for Disco Kagus!
Now would you please help us?
It's an awful rhyme, but it makes you feel better.
Mental Heal Roll: 6
Mental health 6/6. It's Like There's A Disco In Your Head, And Everybody's Invited.
Tarran:
Create Mutagen Result: 6
I shall create A Powerful Mutagen! you Declare Triumphantly.
But Tarran! We are Not On The Moon! a Cynical Skeptic In The Crowd Voices.
That is No Problem At All for Tarran Who Is I! you retort. You pull a Small Bag Of Convenient Moondust from your pocket and Display It Triumphantly. You then Insert The Bag into The Afro Of Prophecy and watch it Disappear Within. Moments later, the bag is Spat Out, although it appears to have Aged For A Thousand Years Now. A Mysterious Substance Is Inside The Container.
Item Obtained!
Mysterious Bag Of Mysterious Substance: Unexamined, Held. [6/6]
Errol:
Arrive Result: 1
The explosiong of Dragnar's Drop Pod rattles Your Own Pod, and it Also Explodes. You Hurtle Towards The Ground.
Physical Damage Roll: 1
Luckily you land on Something Soft And Pokémon-Themed. Physical Health 5/6.
Oh...
Mental Damage Roll: 1
Well, Oh Well, it's not like You Liked Dragnar That Much Anyways.
Doesn't mean you're not On The Brink Of Insanity, Though.
Events in
The Waiting Room:Flagrarus:
Lunatic Action Result: 5
Physical Heal Roll: 2
Mental Heal Roll: 1
Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 0/6.
You feel Less Insane, which is good. You're Still Trying To Access The Manifold Of The Elk People, Though.
So far your attempts have been Unsuccessful.
Mikko:
Mental Attack: Meeting Waiting Room Result: IRRELEVANT
Mental Attack Roll: 1
Meeting Room Mental Dodge Roll: 6
The Meeting Room Easily Evades Your Pitiful Attack, and Retaliates.
Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Health 1/6. The Room Leaves You With Barely A Sliver Of Sanity Left.
How very kind of it.
Jetsquirrel II:
Become Class: Poet Result: 2
You try to Be A Poet, but suddenly realize you Suck At Poetry. Hard.
I am not very good at poetry
because I am, uh, not good at poetry.
You Become Very Sad.
Mental Damage Roll: 6
Mental Health -3/6. You Can't Seem To Succeed In Anything You Try, Do You? Luckily the Powers Of The Meeting Room Prevent You From Hurting Yourself, Despite Your Best Efforts.
How very kind of it.
RedWarrior0:
Lunatic Action Result:
3You see
An Exquisite Vision. You suddenly understand
So Much More About Life.Status Effect Gained!
Mind-Raped II: You feel like your brain is oozing out of your skull
Inteuniso:
Perform Triumphant Entry Result: 3
You try to appear Triumphant as you Materialize upon The Hyperplane, but it's Rather Difficult When Other People Can Only See You If You Turn In A Specific Manner.
Mental Damage Roll: 6
Something Goes Wrong in The Waiting Room's Mechanics. It has had to Devote Itself Too Much to Feeble Attacks And Damage Control. You Are Driven Insane. Mental Health 0/6.
Knight85:
Perform Regular Entry Result: 6
You Entry Is Excessively Regular And Modest. The others Do Not Even Notice Your Presence. At All. You suddenly realize Why This Is.
A Mysterious Glitch In The Waiting Room's Mechanics, Possibly Caused By Excess Devotion To Feeble Attacks And Damage Control, You Reckon, Has Turned You Completely Invisible.
Status Effect Gained! Invisibility 3: Invisible to most forms of vision, even enhanced ones.
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