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[Tarran]

Did... Did... Did Xegeth really just die to a glass of milk?

*snickers*

Uhh, anyway, go to the Athenians and ask if I can use the Generators' power for my own needs.

[ragnarok97071]

Try again. I only barely failed, so i'm going to keep trying until I actually fail or succeed.

[inteuniso]

Avenge my DUCKY'S needless death by finding COMMUNISTS.

[Flagrarus]

Get to the Device and Interact with it.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 46:

Round Complete.

((By the way, is it Ragnarok97071 or Ragnarok97071 II? I faintly remember we may have gone through one Ragnarok already.))

Kagus: Consume Item: Edible Device:

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 Result: 2

You Throw Yourself To The Ground to Lick The Spilled Tea before realizing how Silly it must look. You Pause Mid-Lap, Tongue Sticking Out.

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Mental Health 0/6. This is no way for a Disco Master to act.
You Throw Your Hands Over Your Head and Run Around The Room, Clucking Like A Chicken.


Much Better.

Tarran: Interact:

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

You Walk To The Lobby and Notice Something has Completely Removed the Nigh-Unbreakable Door that leads into the next room, apparently with Little To No Effort at all. You Walk In through the Door Frame and into Another Vast Room. This one, however, is Filled From Top To Bottom and Side To Side by Wires, Screens, Metal Cubical Things and Flashing Lights. There are Many Doors here similar to the one you came through.

Can I use your generator? You Ask.

Admirable that you somehow knew there would be generators here, Euphemism comments.
I don't see any harm with that, though. Go on ahead.

Ragnarok97071: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 2

You Try Again, and, to your Amazement, this time it Works Perfectly!

No. It doesn't. You're still on hold.

Mental Damage Roll: 2

Mental Health 4/6. That place has The Worst Customer Service Ever. Perhaps you should Execute Them.

Inteuniso: Find Creature:

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 Result: 3

You Walk Down The Hallway a bit, idle-mindedly stepping past, over, or around traps on the way. Unfortunately your sharp eyes spy No Communists, just some sort of Brutish Humanoids guarding some sort of Trapdoor a couple dozen metres from your present location. Still, you step behind a convenient pillar for cover.

Flagrarus: Find Object:

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

You Enter The Same Room As Tarran.

Hey, anyone seen a device here? Something handy?

I'm afraid we haven't seen anything. Clearly it is not here; the devices are usually obvious. Perhaps it has been stolen. Perhaps it is in one of those smaller rooms.

You Blow Air Sharply from your nose.

Suddenly The Doorways are Covered with Incredibly Thick Metal Sheets. Some sort of Gas begins to Pour In.

How stressing.

Acanthus117 II: Arrive:

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 Result: 5

You Arrive in a Comfortable Lobby.

Oh my... Someone seems to have Blown His Face all over One Of The Walls. You can't see The Weapon, though.

Events And NPCs:

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A Communist Grunt Squad has Landed at [0,0]! x3

[ragnarok97071]

nope, I've only been in once.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Get into Ambush Position for the Communist Grunt Squads that I Somehow Know Are Coming.

[ragnarok97071]

OPERATOR GET THE HELL ON HERE.
ONE MORE XARNDAMN TIME.

[Flagrarus]

Light the gas on fire; Escape from the room through any exit the inevitable explosion opens up.

[inteuniso]

Diplomatize with these brutish creatures.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 47:

Round Complete.

Ragnarok97071: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 1

Once More you Pick Up The Phone-Chuks.
Once More you Listen To That Frustrating Message.

In A Blinding Rage you Expel The Phone-Chuks From You with force. They Hit A Rack, Bounce Off Some Things and then Hit You In The Face.

Physical Damage Roll: 4
Mental Damage Roll: 1

Physical Health 2/6. Mental Health 3/6. The Coolness of What Just Happened helps offset The Humiliation Of The Experience.

Tarran: Assume Stealth:

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 Result: 5

You Hide Behind A Pile Of Electrical Cords. It's surprising how Easy it is, seeing as You're A Dazzling Blue Flying Lizard and they're Orange And Yellow Lengths Of Plastic. But hey, whatever works.

You Feel, you Know For Certain The Grunts will Be Here by Next Turn.

Flagrarus: Oxidize Gaseous Substance:

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 Result: 2

You Summon Meltros the Fire Bird for a second and Command Him To Puff Fire At The Gas.
Unfortunately, it Seems Like The Gas Is Not Inflammable.

You Ponder this Dilemma calmly as The Gas Slowly Snakes Towards You.

The Athenians have Retreated To The Door You Came In From, as Far Away from The Gas as possible.

Hey, Operative! How about you use that Gameswitch of yours for a change?
Please?

Inteuniso: Interact:

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 Result: 1

Good day, sirs! May I interest you in some diplomacy?

The Brutes look at you dully. One of them Punches Another and Yells Something In It's Ear.
The Other Brute nods and looks like it Starts Thinking. A strained look takes its face.
After a while, The Brute Responds.

Only sentence we have been taught is this: we don't know English.

The First Brute Punches The Second Brute Again. The Other Brute looks Confused, but then like it has Realized Something.

Oh! Uh... Brute Coughs.
'I must break you.' The Brutes Nod In Unison.

The Brutes take out their Massive Melee Weapons.

Acanthus117 II: Arrive:

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 Result: 6

Nonchalant, Stylish, Arrogant. All these things You Are as you Step Into Loung 6. You Raise An Eyebrow as you Notice your friends have Neglected To Set The Spawn Location Back As The Landing Zone.
You feel they Could Really Use The Help.

Physical Heal Roll: 1

Physical Health 9/9.

Kagus: Lunatic Action [1]:

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 Result: 4

You Pick Up and Throw The Tea Cup. Then you Yell Incoherently and Jumpkick It Out Of The Air.

As The Tea Cup Shatters, you Notice a Small Listening Device has been Attached To The Bottom Of The Cup. How Devious!

Mental Heal Roll: 4

Mental Health 4/8. You are Once Again Reminded Of Your Sacred Duty.
To Protect The Powerful.
To Serve The Wealthy.
To Kick Those Who Are Down.

To DESTROY THE MOON.

A Single Tear Rolls Down Your Cheek. The Mysterious Groovesprites look Solemn and Proud.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Ambush the Grunts and attack them with my lightning once they arrive.

[Dwarfaholic]

Now, just thinking...
I usually don't want to Guide My Players, but you do realize you're In A Room That Is Slowly Filling With A Mysterious Gas, right?