Round 44:
Round Complete.Xegeth:
Purchase Item: Result: IRRELEVANT
Hello, barman, I would like a glass of milk! Angry Howard looks at your tentatively.
The two of you are silent for some time.
Aren't you going to ask for it in a dirty glass? Howard finally speaks.
Why would I want that? That's disgusting! You are Shocked by the man's Poor Hygiene.
Angry Howard Sighs and gives you A Glass Of Milk. Then he Shoots Himself Another Shot.
Item(s) Acquired!
Glass Of Milk (Clean): Unexamined, Held. The glass is spotlessly clean. How delightful.
Flagrarus:
Interact: Result: IRRELEVANT
Hey, Pilot, did you see that Afro go anywhere? you ask Pilot, who is busy doing some sort of Maintenance Work on his Gunship.
Uh, yeah, I guess it went west, were it very certainly got killed.
Oh, okay. You Head West.
Movement Roll: 4
You Exit The Fortress and walk into The Landing Area. You cannot believe how much it has changed. A Blackened Wasteland, With Corpses, Charred Bones, Crashed Pods And Communist Dropships littering the terrain. Actually, now that you think abnout it it looks Pretty Much Like It Looked Before The Orbital Bombardment. Actually, now that you think even more you notice The Communists have cleaned the place up a little, and even planted A Few Trees here and there.
Those Disgusting Beasts.
Then you notice it. Amongt the Crumpled Heaps Of Remains you see one that Strikes At Your Very Heart.
The Afro... Dead.
Why didn't anybody tell me? You Wail In Endless Grief and Throw Your Hands Towards The Sky, tears flowing freely on your face. Why didn't anybody... just tell you?
You have lost so much today...
Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Health 5/12. He Looks So Peaceful, with a few Fanatic Stuck In The Mount Of Dirt And Excrement Surrounding Him. He died a good death, doing what he loved: Crying And Trying To Escape. You Choke On Your Tears a bit.
Tarran:
Physical Attack: Result: IRRELEVANT
Physical Attack Roll: 3
Fanatic Physical Dodge Roll: 1
Physical Damage: 7
Fanatic Physical Health -2/5. You Explode A Fanatic by swiping at it with your claw, because Your Lightning Breath has just been used and will need to Cool Down before it can be used again. Oh well. One's better than nothing!
Killcount +1!
Ragnarok97071:
Enter Location, Acquire Item: Result: 6
You know now what you must do. Kill The Tyrant. Get The Omega Object. Save The Labyrinth. Escape The Labyrinth.
But it's Practically Impossible! You'll need to Stock Up Properly.
Okay... so what do I need? Besides a miracle.
Guns.
Lots of guns.
You Stride Into The Armory. It looks Empty At First, completely figureless, a White Void. Suddenly you hear A Rumble. Shelves upon shelves of Guns, Ammunition, Armour, and even Combat Vehicles appear from the distance and Race Towards You. Soon you are Surrouned At All Sides By Devices Of Hurt. The Shelves stop as abrubtly as they came.
Ragnarok97071, no-one has ever done anything like this, you say to yourself. You Nod and Grab A Sub-Machine Gun And A Longcoat.
That's why it's going to work.
You Turn Off The Safety of The Submachine Gun for emphasis, even though No-One's Actually Here except You.
Item(s) Acquired!
Longcoat: Unexamined, Worn. [8/8]. Very badass, and probably helps against the rain, too.
Submachine Gun: Unexamined, Held. Projectile Weapon. [?/?]. [30/30]. 'sub? That probably sounded better in your head.
Kagus:
Execute Plan: Result: 6 [Bonus To Plan]
You Nudge A Small Marble into motion at your location. It Hits Another Small Marble and moves into A Small Pipe. The pipe leads The Marble to a Set Of Scales, where The Marble tips The Scales and releases A Large Tennis Ball. The Large Tennis Ball, in turn, rolls carefully balanced across a Pool Stick and reaches it's destination: a Small Toy Figurine. The Toy Figurine dips and Knocks Over A Small Glass Vial, expelling it's contents into a Small Beaker, initiating a Chemical Reaction and colouring the liquid inside Red. A Carefully Set-Up Colorimeter reads this changed reading and Activates An Electrical Circuit that in turn Pours Water Into A Tea Pot And Heats It. Finally a Clockwork Hand Built Of Small Twigs And Used Bubblegum takes The Teapot, pours some Hot Water into A Cup With A Teabag In It, and brings The Cup Of Tea to you. During this time The Other Marble rolls across the floor and Hits The Button That Activates The Automatic Defense Systems Of The Fortress And Instantly Obliterates The Remaining Fanatics.
Physical Heal Roll: 6
Mental Heal Roll: 4
Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 5/6.
Killcount +4!
Level Gained!
Physical Health Max +2!
Mental Health Max +2!
Well This Was A Decent Turn for you, at last.
Inteuniso:
Investigate Area: Traps: Result: 6
You can See Them Now... so Clearly... You Instinctively See And Disarm everything in the hallway. Spear traps, holes, A Machine Gun Disguised As A Soda Machine That Was Hidden Inside Three False Walls... Everything.
Thanks to your new Admiralable Trap-Detection Skills you can feel Your Eyes Widen Even Further to the hidden things of the world. Mostly just Traps, though.
Status Effect(s) Acquired!
Trap Detection III: Auto-detect Trap Levels 2 and lower. +1 to Trap Detection.
And that's not all! For Only Three Ninety Nine you also find A Trapdoor that leads... Somewhere!
Holy dog, sir! Surely there must be Some Hidden Reasons for this Sudden Generosity?
Not at all, boy! In fact, I've just discussed it with my superiors and we're agreeing to throw in This Free Toy Ducky you just found on the ground! Hot diggidy!
Item(s) Acquired!
Toy Ducky: It looks like a toy ducky, floats like a toy ducky, and produces no sound like a toy ducky. Yup, definitely a toy ducky here.
Actual nature of toy ducky not guaranteed. Product may explode in face, produce toxic gases, or transform into undomesticated animals. Do not ingest or keep near children. Non-refundable.
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