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[Dwarfaholic]

You may have noticed a small pause in the updates. An increase in school activity and swedish courses has severely cut back into my "Think-of-Annoying-Jokes" time. This will probably continue for a few weeks more. Sorry 'bout that.

[Tarran]

No worries. We can wait.

[Dwarfaholic]

Swedish is over. RtDtM is back.
Update coming soon.

[Acanthus117]

fuck yes brah

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 33:

Round Complete.

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 1

Physical Damage Roll: 4
Mental Damage Roll: 4

You Wake Up in a Small Room. There is A Door on The Ceiling. You have no arms, and no legs.
What do you do?

Phhhysical eealth 2/6. Menntal Healh -4/6.

New Rule Discovered! To Keep The Insane Happy There Will Be Small Interactive Things To Do. Also There Will Be Effects On Spelling And Grammar On Lunatic Action, Depending On The Amount Of Lunacy.

Flagrarus: Change Option, Modify Gameswitch #1:

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 Result: AUTOFAILURE [Gameswitch Property]

You Effortlessly And Intuitively Change The Option. However, once you try to Affect The Gameswitch you realize that it Cannot Be Altered In Any Way. Bummer.

Sub-Rule Discovered! Gameswitches Cannot Be Altered, Either

Lonewolf I: Move South [1], Examine Object:

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 Result: 2

Running while Examining A Cryptic Super-Weapon proves to be Too Much For You. You Trip And Fall.

Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 3

Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health 3/6. Ow. This hurts your Pride just as much as it hurts your Nose. A lot, that is. You start to Simultaneously Bleed And Cry, and the two actions somehow Reinforce Each Other. What a Disaster.

New Rule Discovered! Minor Actions Use The Main Action Roll
Sub-Rule Discovered! Examining Objects Is A Minor Action

Tarran: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 6

Right, Then! Enough of that Silly Lunatic Business! You Snap To It, become Temporarily Sane, and so on. It's Nice.

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6.

Kagus: Lead Action: Enhance Item:

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 Result: AUTOFAILURE [No other teammates attempted action]

You Shed A Single Tear as no-one Heeds Your Call to help make The Cannon work.
Oh well.

New Rule Discovered! Lead Actions Are Possible
Sub-Rule Discovered! Lead Actions Require Character Support

PopeRichardCorey: Arrive

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 Result: 5

You Effortlessly and Smoothly open the Meta-Door into The Labyrinth Elite Lounge, walking into a Rather Tastefully Furnished and Pleasant Room. There is some Nice Elevator Music in the background. There are some Vending Machines and a Water Dispenser.

Oh, and there's also Some Guy here. You don't recognize him. Perhaps you should Speak To Him?

Events And NPCs:

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Another Dropship appears on the horizon. However, it is coming from a different direction than the last dropship. Obviously this means the communists are somehow able to attack you from all directions, as if they had some sort of Lunar Base or similar.

That is the only possible conclusion. That or some sort of Reinforcements, but that would just be silly. And silliness is something very strictly prohibited around here!

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[inteuniso]

obviously Use my teeth as navigational devices through the syrupy wind.

[Flagrarus]

Get in my dropship and fly to the new dropship, talk to them and find out what is going on.

Oh, and if they try to shoot me, unleash my pokemon at them!

[Tarran]

Look around for a random well.

[Lonewolf I]

Continue crying on the floor while holding my bleeding shin. (Recovery Action)

[Kagus]

Fire the Cannon.  Again.  While simultaneously Swearing at all nearby teammates for not being helpful.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 34:

Round Complete.

Inteuniso: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 1

Ooooh, Wrong Answer.

Physical Damage Roll: 1
Mental Damage Roll: 3

Physical Health 1/6. Mental Health -7/6.

You are in front of A Giant.

The Giant offers you A Crayon Box.

How do you respond?

Flagrarus: Pilot Dropship:

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 Result: 6

You Flawlessly pilot The Dropship towards The Other Dropship. Despite the Large Bits of ship that are missing or that fall off during your flight, you are in no danger at all.

The Other Dropship stops in place and sends you a message.

Halt, Communist, and be ended.

They seem like A Cheery Bunch.

Mental Health 12/12.

Tarran: Search Object:

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 Result: 6

You Send Out a Pulse Of Finding. It detects Several Wells to The East.

They are all Very Randomly Placed, The Pulse assures you.

Lonewolf I: Rest:

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 Result: 6

Bam! You're Back In Action. Your nose Somehow Fully Heals Itself, too, which is nice.

You Perform A Small Dance in the hallway, setting off A Small Number Of Traps. Your dance somehow avoids them all, though, which is also nice.

Everything's pretty nice right now.

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6.

New Rule Discovered! A 6 In A Rest Roll Will Fully Restore Both Stats.

Kagus: Use Large Object:

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 Result: 3

You Miss. Again.

One of the Groovesprites throw his Spirit Hat to The Ground in Disgust. Again.

Mental Damage Roll: 1

Mental Health 1/6. It pains you to see a hat so mistreated. Pains you deeply.

Again.

PopeRichardCorey: No Action [1]:

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 Result: GLORIOUS AUTOSUCCESS

You do nothing. Why would you do anything in a place as fancy as this one?

Exactly.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Go east to the nicest looking well I can find.

[Flagrarus]

Assure them that we are not communists, explain the situation.

Keep my pokemon at the ready for a POKEMON BATTLE.