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[RedWarrior0]

Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.

You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?

Just as planned.

I planned on your planning of my curse and I placed a cleaver decoy there. You will never find the real thing!

[Kagus]

Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.

You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?

Just as planned.

I planned on your planning of my curse and I placed a cleaver decoy there. You will never find the real thing!

A cleaver decoy?  Is that like an imitation knife?

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 32:

Round Complete.

Tarran: Enhance Large Object:

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 Result: 3

Your Lack Of Skill in the noble art of breathing stuff at other stuff in the hopes of achieving stuff means You Mostly Blow Electricity In Your Face. It doesn't hurt, but it Freaks You Out Like Bugger.

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Mental Health 0/6. Why do you always go insane? Good question, good question.

Flagrarus: Acquire Gameswitch #1:

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 Result: 5

You Take The Gameswitch #1 from Paranatural's Corpse and examine it. Some New Options seem to have appeared.

OBJECTIVE COMPLETE.

Experience rewarded.

New Objective Gained!
DESTROY THE MOON.

Level Gained!
Level Gained!
Level Gained!

Physical Health Max +6!
Mental Health Max +6!

Achievement Unlocked! "Ding!"
Be the first to get a level.

Achievement Unlocked! "Gz"
Be the first to complete an objective.

Reward Earned! Something! I'll think of something cool.

Inteuniso: Wield Item:

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 Result: 2

You Maneuver The Ball Into The Cup and- wait, hold on.

You Maneuver The Ball Into The- dagnaggit.

You Maneuv- Ow! It hit me! Did you see that? It totally hit me!

You Spend Some Time trying to Get The Ball Into The Cup. Your Humiliating Faiure does little to Help Your Self-Esteem.

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Mental Health 0/6. Why will this ball not go in this cup?

RAGE.

Kagus: Use Large Object:

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 Result: 3

You Miss.

One of the Groovesprites throw his Spirit Hat to The Ground in Disgust.

Mental Damage Roll: 4

Mental Health 2/6. It pains you to see a hat so mistreated. Pains you deeply.

Poltifar: Arrive:

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 Result: 2

You try to Perform An Interesting Jump.

You Land On Your Face instead.

Physical Damage Roll: 5
Mental Damage Roll: 6

Physical Health -2/6. Mental Health -7/6. Not your face! That Was Your Favourite Part! And now it's smashed in. ;_;

You Perish.

Lonewolf I: Acquire Item: Device Of Hurt:

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 Result: 4

You Remove The Arm from it's Techno-Socket and take it. You li'l looter you.

Item Acquired!

Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm: Unexamined, Tucked in Arm: Right. [12/12].

[inteuniso]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

[Flagrarus]

New options, huh?
Difficulty level I might do eventually
Realism, never!
Swearing...sure.
Swearing, to the right.
Then as my action, modify my Gameswitch so that it doubles as a Pokedex.

Then, if I end up blowing up the gameswitch and can't change anything from now on, at least my character will be able to swear about it.

[Lonewolf I]

Can movement actions be performed simultaneously with actions involving only items in my inventory?

If yes: Move south, examining the Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm as I go.

If no: Move south, watching for traps.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Turn Complete.

Also, RedWarrior0, I added +1 to your killcount, as you rightly deserved.

[RedWarrior0]

Round 32:

Round Complete.

Tarran: Enhance Large Object:

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 Result: 3

That's all?

Anyways, Poltifar should get an achievement for deathspawning.
And thanks for the killcount

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 32:

Round Complete.

Tarran: Enhance Large Object:

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 Result: 3

That's all?

Oops.

[Tarran]

Did... Poltifar really just die on entry?

Wow.

Since I cannon control my character due to insanity, no action from me this turn.

[Kagus]

Hmm.  Obviously, we must all focus our efforts on making the cannon function at its highest level of efficiency...

Focus the Efforts of All Teammembers On Making the Cannon Function at its Highest Level of Efficiency.

[RedWarrior0]

If Lonewolf gets to you, he can ALCHEMIZE the cannon and the Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm. Which will be epic.

[dragnar]

Anyways, Poltifar should get an achievement for deathspawning.

Too late. I already got that one.

[Tarran]

Uh, a few problems Dwarfagolic:

1: Poltifar isn't on the Deceased list. And heck, he's still in good physical health on the front page.
2: There is no mention on RtWSM of Poltifar getting into this game.

Just thought you should know.

[Dwarfaholic]

Uh, a few problems Dwarfagolic:

1: Poltifar isn't on the Deceased list. And heck, he's still in good physical health on the front page.
2: There is no mention on RtWSM of Poltifar getting into this game.

Just thought you should know.

As always you have the eyes of a hawk. And as always I usually update things late.

Also there was a small fail that made round 31 not appear on RtWsM. This was the turn Poltifar would have disappeared.