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[Kagus]

Exactly how many grunts *are* left?  Seems like we've kinda been burning through them.


Alright then, I guess I'll just Incapacitate one of the remaining grunts, so that he may be Questioned.

[Frelock]

Haunt the commies to their graves!  Then find peace in the afterlife with my lover.

[Dwarfaholic]

Exactly how many grunts *are* left?  Seems like we've kinda been burning through them.

And this is what the "examine"-command is for.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 25:

Round Complete.

Action Priority Roll: 37

The Confounded Communists once again take advantage of our Poor Protagonists.

Events And NPCs:

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The Insane Grunt babbles a bit less.

The Pilot Panics and misses Flagrarus.

Tarran: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 2

It occurs to you that Ronald is quite mean.

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Tarran the Operative      St: 10 Dx: 10 Co: 8 In: 6 Wi: 6 Ch: 10
Dlvl: 0  $: 0 HP: 2(6)  Pw: -19(6) AC: 0  Exp: 1 T: 23

Flagrarus: Physical Attack: Multiple

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

Physical Attack Roll: 5
Insane Grunt Dodge Roll: 4
Pilot Dodge Roll: 2

Insane Grunt Physical Damage Roll: 6
Pilot Physical Damage Roll: 2

You Grab The Catatonic Grunt and throw him at The Lone Remaining Communist. He flies Beautifully, and hits The Pilot in the chest. A Sickening Crack is emitted by The Grunt's Neck as he is instantly killed. The Pilot Is Knocked Over, and is out of breath.

Killcount +1!

RedWarrior0: Arrive

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 Result: 6

As you Materialize in The Labyrinth, you immediately Get Hold Of Yourself and are Not Confused by the Strange Display Of Colors, Sound, And Tactile Sensation one experiences upon Teletransportation. You notice Your Current Room Is Very Dark, and Dispel The Darkness swiftly and easily. The new light reveals A Luxurious Chamber, filled with Exotic Fruits, Refreshing Drinks, And Other Similar Objects. On the wall furthest from you there is A Rack, with Various Armaments And Personal Armors. A Single Door Leads Outside, into The Labyrinth Proper.

Kagus: Physical Attack: Available Communist

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

Physical Attack Roll: 4
Pilot Physical Dodge Roll: 1

Pilot Physical Damage Roll: 6

You Try To Incapacitate The Pilot, but accidentally tragically Strangle Him With His Own Spine.

Oops.

Killcount +1!

Inteuniso, Knight85: Arrive

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 Result: VARIOUS

As The Two Of You appear in The Labyrinth Plane, you are Thrown Apart by forces unknown. You land in The Labyrinth, with Inteuniso landing on Hard Floor and Knight85 landing on Something Soft And Pleasant.

Knight85: Your landing mat Starts Moving. You suddenly start feeling Very Unlucky.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Tarran]

Meh.

Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?

[Dwarfaholic]

Meh.

Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?

The dice do what the dice... well, do. Or in this case, a website simulating random numbers.

[wolfchild]

Meh.

Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?

The dice do what the dice... well, do. Or in this case, a website simulating random numbers.

I use REAL dice in my rtd (SMug face)

[Dwarfaholic]

Meh.

Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?

The dice do what the dice... well, do. Or in this case, a website simulating random numbers.

I use REAL dice in my rtd (SMug face)

Oh, you have an RtD? Didn't notice: I don't read proletarian publications.

Smug Face.

[Flagrarus]

Loot bodies.

Every body ( except for Paranatural, he's just too far away ).

[Dwarfaholic]

^Turn Corrected.

[Flagrarus]

^Turn Corrected.

Yeah, I was going to point that out but then I figured we could use some help here   

[Kagus]

Alright then, s'pose I'll just Examine my surroundings, to get a better grasp of the situation.

[RedWarrior0]

Find and take an Ion Cannon from the rack of Armaments and Armors. Use it against the Axis of Ebil, consisting of Sad-man Hushin, Obama barrel Encumbered, Alfalfa Hit-her, Joe Steel, and Pow ze Dung.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 26:

Round Complete.

Tarran: Lunatic Action

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 Result: 4


Ronald wavers, as if considering something.
You feel the weight on your mind ease slightly.
"I did not always... need to hurt people."

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Tarran the Operative      St: 10 Dx: 10 Co: 8 In: 6 Wi: 6 Ch: 10
Dlvl: 0  $: 0 HP: 2(6)  Pw: -14(6) AC: 0  Exp: 1 T: 23

Flagrarus: Acquire Item: Multiple

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 Result: 5

Mine! All mine!

You Cackle Menacingly as you Gather A Baffling And Silly Array Of Items And Paraphernalia and organize them neatly on your New Tool Belt. You even take care to Place The Cap Correctly, Backwards, looking somewhat lonely and silly on top of Your New Prophetic Afro.

Item(s) Acquired!
Very Real Tumbleweed Gun: Unexamined, On Tool Belt [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #1: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #2: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #3: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #4: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Cap With Stylish Logo: Unexamined, On Item: Multicolour Afro Of Prophecy (Backwards). [6/6]
Boomerang-Gun: Unexamined, Held. [1/6]
Ammunition: Boomerang-Gun: [19] [7/8]
Multicolour Afro Of Prophecy: Unexamined, On Head. [6/6]
Pointy Bit Of Shrapnel: Unexamined, Held. [6/6.]

You feel Somewhat Encumbered, but also Strangely Refreshed as The Afro digs it's roots into your head to feed off your bodily fluids. Aww.

Overcharge Drain Roll: [ 6 / 2 = 3 ]

Physical Health 6/6. You Feel Your Muscles Weaken Back To Their Normal Routine.

Kagus: Examine Area

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 Result: 2

You Look Around A Bit, but feel yourself Inexplicably Drawn to the Scraps Of Metal you are Holding.
Why are you holding them? What will you do with them?

They Demand Answers.

They Do Not Want The Events To Have Unfolded Without Cause.

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Suddenly it strikes you. You Have Just Lost A Dozen Friends. You knew each of these people very well, and that effect was more strengthened by the Intimate Mind-Bond all Operatives share.

Like these Shards Of Metal you have also been Taken Away From Those Closest To You, thrust into a strange new world. Like these shards, those around you have been damaged beyond repair.

You Feel Naught But Grief.

Have the shards been taken for nothing?

RedWarrior0: Acquire Item: Device Of Hurt

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 Result: 6

You Move To The Rack and pick The Finest Ion-Based Device Of Hurt. You straddle the Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon in your hands, give it a toyful toss or two, and grin widely. Suddenly the grin dies.

No, this will not do. This is not enough.

You look behind you, at the Conveniently Unmentioned Tool Deck. Yes. This might work.
With great determination you head to the deck.



You do not know how much time has passed when you wake up. You Do Not Immediately Feel Different, but when you raise your arms to lift yourself from the floor, you remember what you have done.
The Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm is a bit awkward at first, but you quickly learn to cope with the way it imbalances your walk. You look upon it's galvanized steel and titanium with love in your eyes.

Yes. Yes, this will do. This will do, for now.

Item(s) Acquired!

Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm: Unexamined, In Arm: Right. [12/12].

Inteuniso, Knight85: Lunatic Action

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 Result: VARIOUS

Inteuniso: A primitive, primal part of your brain tries to tell you that now, now is the time for complete self-control. You Don't Care. Mental Health -10/6.

Knight85: This Constant Series Of Misfortunes is really pushing you over the edge, uh, again, or something. You Cannot For The Life Of You Stand Soft, Fluffy Objects. Mental Health -8/6.

Events And NPCs:

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The Unseen Beast moves slightly, and then Goes Deeper To Sleep.