Round 24:
Round Complete.Action Priority Roll: 50The Accursed Communists barely manage to
Wrestle Control Of The Situation away from a
Bunch Of Crippled People.Events And NPCs:
The Dropship, too crippled to shoot, Floats Down To A Very Low Altitude. The Pilot jumps out and Lands Gracefully.
The Squad, freaked out by Frelock II's strange regenerative abilities, opens fire on him. One Of The Grunts, too panicked to think right, Accidentally Tragically Shoot Himself In The Face.
He Perishes.
Another Grunt Misses Completely, still distracted by Kagus's Disco-Fu. Still, at least one manages A Hit On Frelock II.
Frelock II Dodge Roll: 1
Frelock II, trying to protect A Blade Of Grass, catches the rounds With His Head. He is successful!
Physical Damage: [ 5 - 1 (To Paranatural) = 4 ]
Physical Health 0/6. Frelock II's Berserk Effect Wears Away. Because he's dead.
Paranatural Physical Health 1/6.
Paranatural Mental Damage Roll: [ 2 + 3 + 6 + 4 + 12 = 27 ]
Mental Health -24/Sadness. You're Not Very Happy With The Situation.
At All.
Errol:
Secondary Attack: Boomerang-Gun: Result: 1
The Boomerang Gun...
So Beautiful. So far away, for your crippled self. But you must have it!
Gathering all your strength you Leap At The Gun. Beads of blood trickle from you mid-flight. Your bones, already having served as well as they could, crackle and snap over this unsupportable strain. You Knew Not The Limits Of Your Body. You knew only your desire.
When you Land Next To The Gun you are already dead. But as your hand lands on The Gun one could've almost seen a lone shimmer of happiness in your glossed-over eyes. You Are Complete.
Physical Damage Roll: 1
Physical Health 0/6.
Item Acquired!
Boomerang-Gun: Unexamined, Held. [1/6]
Flagrarus:
Physical Attack: Communist Grunt Squad Result: IRRELEVANT
Physical Attack Roll: 7
Grunt Physical Damage Roll: 6
Like A Bolt Of Lightning you run up to the Grunts, and kick The Leader so hard Your Foot Goes Through His Chest. As his muscles go taut and then relax, you feel A Strange, Grim Satisfaction. The Remaining Grunt looks like he is About To Hurl.
In fact, he Does go insane. But that's for next turn.
Overcharge Drain Roll: [ 1 / 2 = approx. 1 ]
Physical Health 8/6.
Killcount +1!
Tarran:
Lunatic Action Result: 3
You feel something shifting in your pocket.
A maggot crawls out of your pocket!
A maggot crawls out of your pocket!
Ronald laughs.
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Tarran the Operative St: 10 Dx: 10 Co: 8 In: 6 Wi: 6 Ch: 10
Dlvl: 0 $: 0 HP: 2(6) Pw: -15(6) AC: 0 Exp: 1 T: 23
Paranatural:
Lunatic Action Result:
4NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMental Health -22/6. You Start Tearing Yourself Apart. Maybe that will make
The Hurt Go Away, and let you
Be With Frelock II Again.Physical Damage Roll: 3
Physical Health -2/6. Apparently It Just Kills You. Who woulda thunk?
The Scorpion Looks at your corpse quizzically for a while, and then
Returns To It's Herd. Your corpse will be
Kept Secret by your last friend for weeks, before rain and sunshine slowly wear it down into nothingness.
Kagus:
Mental Attack: Communist Grunt Squad Result: IRRELEVANT
Mental Attack Roll: [ 4 + 1 = 5 ]
Grunt Dodge Roll: Autofail
Grunt Mental Damage Roll: 6
Grunt Mental Dodge Roll: 2
The Grunt Collapses, but possibly not in pain. He is Not Quite Aware of the world around him, and is in a catatonic state. Sometimes he says a thing or two to himself, but it is hard to tell.
Group Achievement Unlocked!
"Half-Life"Lose at least half the team in one turn.
((Wow. You guys got pretty destroyed there. Luckily most of the commies are dead, too.))
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