Round 10:Paranatural:
Heal Self Through LoveResult: 1
You feel you've been Overusing the Bond Of Trust between Yourself and The Manly Frelock II. That's like, Selling Out, dude. Are you a sell-out?
Mental Damage Roll: 6
Mental Heal Roll: 2
Special Effect: Bond: Frelock II Effects Disabled For 1 Turn(s). You feel like A Dink. Instead of loving Frelock II for his qualities, it seems as if you're loving him For The Sake Of Loving Someone. And that's just lame, dude. Dude. Mental Health 2/6.
Kagus:
Acquire Unholy Powers: Disco Martial ArtsResult: 3
You easily develop the Required Psychological Mindset Required to steal the powers of The Devil. Unfortunately he's A Bit Too Strong, meaning An Untrained Novice can't just Walk Over Him. Gosh Darnit.
Mental Damage Roll: 1
Mental Health 3/6. Luckily The Devil's feeble Mental Attack is easily shrugged off, but you're still a bit Disappointed from your Inability to best The Master Of All Evil. You shall have to Try Again At A Later Date.
Tarran:
Interact: DivinityResult: 4
You Converse With All Manners Of Deity. They seem Rather Reasonable, If Bored. You ask them The Ultimate Question, And Receive An Answer: 42.
You Feel Slightly Enlightened.
Frelock:
Prevent Communism: VlynndarResult: IRRELEVANT
See below.
Kinseti:
Post In ThreadResult: CRUSHING DEFEAT
Your Inner Demon is bored by your Lazy Inactivity. It decides to Return to The Otherworld via means of Exploding Through Your Chest.
You Perish.
Achievement Unlocked!
"The only winning move is to play"Idle your days away
Vlynndar:
Post In ThreadResult: ABOMINABLE FAILURE
You try to avoid A Fate Similar To That Of Your Compatriot, placing your trust on Your Stylish Goggles. Unfortunately Their Actions Are Null.
You Perish.
Achievement Unlocked!
"Ze Goggles"They do nothing!
Achievement Unlocked!
"Too slow, too furious"Achieve the requirements for an achievement right after a compatriot gets the achievement
Events in
The Waiting Room:Dragnar:
Develop Art: Pokémon MasteryResult: 5
It Is Required To Acquire The Entirety Of Their Number! Yeah! You Summon And Enslave Numerous Creatures In Small Red-And-White Captivating Devices. Unfortunately They're Not As Powerful As You Could've Hoped, But The Obtaining Of The Most Legendary Must Be Performed Later.
For now you rejoice, and turn the Spontaneously Emerged Cap backwards.
Item(s) Obtained!
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #1: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #2: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #3: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Mysterious Red-And-White Orb #4: Unexamined, On Tool Belt. [6/6]
Cap With Stylish Logo: Unexamined, On Head (Backwards). [6/6]
Errol:
Soothe Self Through EntertainmentResult: 1
You Start Dancing, but realize You Don't Need To.
After all, if one is as Zen as yourself, one does not need entertainment, does one?
No.
Therefore the Only Reasonable Solution to This Dilemma is to Cease Being Zen.
...
It Is Done.
Status Effect Lost! Zen
Flagrarus:
Challenge Deities: Local ManifoldResult: IRRELEVANT
Mental Attack Roll: 2
Deity Mental Dodge Roll: 5
You Fail To Seize Control. Although the deities May Be Weak, they are also Very Numerous. Your Mental Attack Withers under the load of So Many Targets.
The Gods Retaliate.
Deity Mental Attack Roll: 6
Mental Dodge Roll: 3
Mental Damage: 5
Mental Health -1/6. Apparently The Gods are quite good at Attacking The Minds Of Men En Masse. You Descend Into Insanity, Seeking Help From The One Source Of Knowledge You Know. It Asks You To Put It To Your Ear, So You Can Hear Better. You Do So.
Tool Use Roll: 3
The Propher Asks You To Pull The Trigger, So He Can Talk. Unfortunately you Flinch Like A Weakling just before pulling, and the Message Of The Prophet Misses You.
Item Lost! Ammunition [1]: Generic Gun
Ammuntion left: [19]: Generic Gun
Mikko:
Mental Attack: RedWarrior0Result: AUTOFAIL
The Powers Of The Meeting Room prevent Hostile Actions against Other People.
Jetsquirrel II:
Fail To Learn Your LessonResult: AUTOFAIL
You are starting to Bore The GM.
Beware.
RedWarrior0:
Lunatic ActionResult: 3
You Try To Lick Your Elbow, but fail. Some Day...
Some Day...
Pre-Waiting List:
7. Inteuniso
8. Knight85
9. Poltifar
10. PopeRichardCorey
11. Ragnarok97071
12. Acanthus II
13. Lonewolf
Group Achievement Unlocked! "Quintuplets"
Reach 5 team deaths
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