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[Frelock]

Heal the mental damage that someone is bound to receive.

If nothing happens, try the telepathic link with Paranatural

[Mikko]

Try zing myself again

[Flagrarus]

It didn't work, so I guess I'll be the greatest magician ever!!!   

What good is a gun if I have nothing to shoot? 

[RedWarrior0]

Walk into the waiting room and strike a menacing pose.

[inteuniso]

Walk into the waiting room and strike a menacing pose.

Oh god, it begins again...

[Jetsquirrel]

Start annoying other people with mah poking stick

[Dwarfaholic]

'fraid no turn today, as I spent a lot of time preparing for a test piano playing thing. On the bright side, I'll be playing in Moscow in about a year. Exclamation mark! Also, because a festivity starts an early week-end here right now, there'll probably be no turns for, uh, the next four days, probably. Sorry, folks, but the family is going to our summer cottage, and apparently I'm going there, too.

[Errol]

Do not examine quantum afro. Instead, declare it a planetoid.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 9:

Tarran: Seek Building: Landing Area

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Result: 5
You find a Large Tumbleweed Howitzer. Strange! You could've sworn it Wasn't There Before.
...
Perhaps Supernatural Agents are at work here!

Oh, and there's also an Abandoned Wooden Shack a bit aways from the party. Nothing Significant.

Paranatural: Man Device: Tumbleweed Howitzer

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Result: 4
You Jump Onto The Howitzer, and pretend it's a giant Rodeo Bull. Whee!

Kagus: Inspire Allies: Entertaining Dance

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Result: 2
Devoted as you are to the Art Of Disco, you realize there is a time and place for it, and that time and place is not A Desolate Field after The Deaths Of Several Brave Compatriots. What are you, a jerk? Dude.

Mental Damage Roll: 2

Mental Health 4/6. Yeah, that was a bit Lame Of You. Perhaps you should think next time you act.

Frelock II: Reactive Heal: Mental

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Result: 2 [+1] = 3
You try to to help poor Kagus after his slight thoughtlessness, but to No Avail. He's just too sad. It's Really Very Sad That He Is So Sad. That Is Also Sad.

Mental Damage Roll: 1
Mental Heal Roll: 5

But that Doesn't Matter! Finally, after such a long wait, you are reunited with The Avatar Of All That Is Good! You Hug Paranatural, And Rejoice. The Other Operatives look queasy.

Vlynndar: No Action

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Result: 3
You try to remain Still As A Stone, but can't help but feel somewhat threatened by Paranatural And Frelock II. Why didn't you ever Find True Love? Sad Smiley Face.

Mental Damage Roll: 5

Mental Health 1/6. It's really Very, Very Tragic. And Boring.

Events in The Waiting Room:
Dragnar: No Action

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Result: 4
You Remain Still.
Like A Boss.

Errol: Make Declaration: Prophetic Afro -> Planetoid

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Result: 1
Uh, Afros Cannot Be Planetoids. First Of All, The Mass And Composition Are, Like, Totally Wrong, And Don't Even Get Yourself Started On Orbits And Stuff Like This.

Why did this even cross your mind? What are you, Special?

Mental Damage Roll: 4

Mental Health 2/6. If you should declare something a planetoid, it would be the Fancy Things That Apparently Only You Can See. But that'd just be silly.

Flagrarus: Train Self: Magic

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Result: 3
You have the will, but not the required stuff. What do you need? You Need A Guru. A Wise Counselor, Experienced Person. He Will Guide You On Your Path.

Mental Damage Roll: 2

The gods Punish You for your foolishness. Fortunately They're Not Very Powerful Gods.


Suckers.

Mikko: Mental Attack: Self

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Result: 2
Uh...
Your momma zinged herself, 'cuz she so fat! Oh snap!
...
You Cry Deeply.

Mental Damage Roll: 1

That was just painful. Mental Health 5/6.

Jetsquirrel II: Annoy Target: Random

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Result: 1
You Don't Even Have A Stick. What Is This Stuff You're Trying?

Mental Damage Roll: 3

As the wise saying goes: He who doesn't have a stick shouldn't try to annoy people with that stick in a random roll- based game with enforced silliness. You had never really understood the message of that saying until this day, this fateful day. Mental Health 3/6.

RedWarrior0: Perform Dramatic Entry

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Result: 2
You try your best to be As Convincing And Awesome As You Can, And To Show How Formidable You Are.

You Succeed.

You arrive in The Meeting Room with your foot in your mouth. Sadly you find yourself Enjoying The Taste. Oh the humiliation!

Mental Damage Roll: 6

Mental Health 0/6. You frail, frail ego cannot take a hit this big. You Shatter. The powers of The Meeting Room prevent you from attacking other people, so instead you attack The Room Itself.

Physical Attack Roll: 3
Meeting Room Physical Dodge Roll: 5

The omnipresent room Dodges. You're not quite sure how it happened, but you're sure it's Making You Angry.

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Inteuniso
8. Knight85
9. Poltifar
10. PopeRichardCorey
11. Ragnarok97071
12. Acanthus II
13. Lonewolf

[dragnar]

Become a pokemon master.

[Jetsquirrel]

GO INSANE AGAIN AND PUNCH A RANDOM GUY!

[Paranatural]

Let the healing love of Frelock roll over me.

[Flagrarus]

Challenge these "not very powerful gods" for dominion of the universe! With my gun, if necessary

[Kagus]

Wowzer.  Bad rolls all around, man.  I feel dishearteninged.


But I won't let that stop me from performing a Devilish Disco Dance of Dave in order to imbue my personal funk with powers stolen from the Red Horny Dude himself.


Much as I'd like to define what exactly this does (or would do, should it work properly), I must admit that I quite like seeing the stuff you come up with to fill the gaps.

[Tarran]

Have a nice chat with the gods.

I will either die horribly, or become a god myself.