Actual Round 8:Doomshifter:
Plan Disruption, Aural: ParanaturalResult: IRRELEVANT
Mental Attack Roll: 6
Paranatural Mental Defence Roll: 4
Plan Damage Roll: 1
You Breach The Capitalist's Puny Defences and Attack His Master Plan. To your dismay, it is Surprisingly Resilient.
Laaaame.
You still manage to make it slightly worse, though. If That Were Possible.
Paranatural:
Execute Stored PlanResult:
5Your Plan: [1 - 1 = 0]1.
Realize Dead People Are Like Angels2.
Angels Are Close To The Divine3.
They Could Like, Overthrow God Or Something4.
5.
Destroy MoonYou attempt to
Execute Your Plan by
Executing Yourself in a vicious display of
Awesome Pun-Work.You
Attempt To Stop Your Own Heart.Physical Damage Roll: 4
Physical Health 2/6. You can't
Stop Your Heart, not because of yourself, but because your heart
Does Not Beat For Your Alone. It beats for
Frelock II, and you cannot bring yourself to stop a heart that beats for
A Being So Righteous.Tarran:
Mental Healing Through Kinetic Energy Distribution: DoomshifterResult: IRRELEVANT
Attack Roll: 6
Doomshifter Dodge Roll: 1
Damage Roll x2: 3x2 = 6
Mental Heal Roll: 2
Doomshifter Physical Health -5/6. Doomshifter Mental Health -6/6. You try to Give Doomshifter A Hearty Slap, but the Filthy Communist somehow jumps right at your fist in a way that makes you Accidentally Decapitate Him.
Uh.
Um.
Owned?
At least you suppose he was, y'know, Less Commie When He Died. Except he's got a lot more red on him.
Killcount +1!
New Rule Discovered!
An epic success attack roll coupled with an epic fail dodge roll will deal double damageAchievement Unlocked!
"Stop helping!"Overkill a teammate in what was intended to be a helpful action.
Achievement Unlocked!
"The Cleansing"Kill a traitor. Those traitorous traitoring traitors!
Achievement Unlocked!
"Get Ahead"Obvious pun is obvious
Reward Earned!
Topic Slot 1Reward Earned! Topic Text Slot 1!
Kagus:
Enhance Powers: Disco-FuResult: 2
You cannot enhance the Powers Of Disko. After all, how could you? What could be More Disko Than Disko? The very notion is Positively Absurd.
Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Health 2/6. The very thought that a Disko Master of your Considerable Standing could fail to realize this truth is as if a Dagger Was Thrust into your Soul. Are you truly even worthy of the title of Disko Dude?
Kinseti:
Lunatic ActionResult: 2
Mental Damage Roll: 3
Mental Health -3/5. You don't Go More Insane. Everybody Else Does. The World Melts, And As The Ice Shatters, You Feel Yourself Bonded With The True Nature Of Being A Viking.
Or Do You?
Maybe They're Lying.
Maybe YOU'RE Lying.
How Would You Know?
Vlynndar:
Construct Armament: Tumbleweed ArtilleryResult: 5
A sudden and incredibly convenient Barrage Of Tumbleweed helps you with this task considerably. In no time at all you make a Tumbleweed Howitzer, Complete With Tumbleweed Core, Armour And Ammunition. It is technically functioning, though not very safe.
Massive Object Found! Tumbleweed Howitzer Near Landing Area, Light Armour, Artillery, Crew [0/3], Ammo [10/10]. [6/6]
Gotta do the rest tomorrow, I'll do a doubleturn.Events in
The Waiting Room:Frelock II:
Regenerate Mental HealthResult: 6
Regenerate? More like- uh, uh... well, you can't really think of a Suitably Epic Description for the Badass You Are About To Perform.
Doesn't stop you, though.
Everybody's Mental Health Max. Yeah, that's right.
You also find yourself becoming a better Psychotherapist.
Status Effect Gained! Mental Healer I: Mental Heal Other Rolls +1
Dragnar:
Summon Entity: Disco BallResult: 3
Why would you do that? There is No Need For A Disco Ball. How foolish of you to think otherwise!
Mental Damage Roll: Irrelevant
As you ponder about this, Frelock II swoops by and Makes Everything Better.
How nice of him!
Errol:
Modify Appearance: Giant Multicolored AfroResult: 6
Oh, you get that afro all right. You grow yourself the Single Most Awesome Afro Ever Seen.
Steel Rods hold together the different areas of your Monstrous Hair-Thing.
Wild Birds make nests in the Furthest Regions of your afro.
It is Several Times Larger Than A Regular Car, and yet still, somehow, you can support it with your head alone. All while All The Colours Of The Rainbow ripple about the strands of hair, appearing as if they were moving about in an ethereal dance. Perhaps they are trying to convey a message...
It is, in two words, Kinda Cool. And Prophetic.
Accessory Gained! Multicolour Afro Of Prophecy On Head, Unexamined, [6/6]
Status Effect Gained! Extravagance XI: Pimpin'... past the max
Flagrarus:
Perform Enchantment: GunResult: 3
Woe be upon ye! Your gun is Silly And Uncooperative. It probably has to do with the fact that it is a Lifeless Hunk Of Unloving Metal.
And We All Know Disco Beats Metal, All The Time.
Mental Damage Roll: Irrelevant
You would consider yourself Slightly Sad if it weren't for the wise words spoken to you by Frelock II, "The Psycho...therapist." He's a swell dude, he.
Mikko:
Perform NapResult: 3
Maybe You've Napped Enough. After all, this meeting room is meant for Preparation, not Hibernation.
Ooh! Zing!
Wait... you just Zinged Yourself. That's bad, isn't it? You're Not Entirely Sure.
Mental Damage Roll: Irrelevant
Eh, no point Crying About Silly Things. If there's one thing Frelock II has taught you, it's to Have Full Mental Health And To Not Go Insane And Hurt The Other Operatives.
Because That Would Be Silly.
Jetsquirrel II:
Regenerate Mental DamageResult: Y'know, there's no point. At all. So Yeah. Full MH, Gz.
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