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Author Topic: RtDtM-Roll to Destroy the Moon["Sanity is illegal"]["Wait, I got a topic slot?"]  (Read 75918 times)

Tarran

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #120 on: April 28, 2010, 01:42:20 pm »

Slap Doomshifter until she is normal again.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #121 on: April 28, 2010, 01:43:00 pm »

Use newly-acquired powers to develop Aura of Ultra-Funky Bass.


Alriiight...  Wasn't expecting to roll a 6 on that baby.  Quite glad I did.

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #122 on: April 28, 2010, 03:55:18 pm »

Move into the waiting room!
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #123 on: April 28, 2010, 08:45:55 pm »

Tear fabric of reality.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #124 on: April 28, 2010, 10:33:25 pm »

Get buried in moon, become moon, kill self.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2010, 04:47:39 am »

Round 8:

Waaaiit... Vlynndar, you are too slow. I can't make the turn yet.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2010, 01:13:29 pm »

Enter Waiting Room In Bewilderment  or rather the waiting room waiting list
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2010, 04:28:08 pm »

Take RedWarrior0's spot.
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Vlynndar

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #128 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:45 am »

Build tumbleweed artillery.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #129 on: April 30, 2010, 05:28:35 pm »

Oh...uhm, I'll be gone for a week, so I will leave my actions for the next few turns. Unless I have returned already, these must be followed, no matter what happens. No. Matter. What.

I look forward to finding myself horribly killed when I return:


Turn 1:Enchant my gun, which gives it the ability to talk, an extremely happy, naive, idealistic personality to go along with this personality, and which gives all bullets fired with it a random elemental...thingie (e.g. fire, ice, explosions, acid, healing, insanity, sandwich, zebra, blue )

Turn 2: If this doesn't work on my first turn, try it again, only make the gun emo this time
If the enchanting did work, use my gun to force everybody else who is near me to repair the gun
If my gun is already destroyed, learn how to be a magician

Turn 3 ( doubt we'll make it this far, though )
If gun is still enchanted, have a deep philosophical with it
If my gun is broken, give an awesome magic show to everyone in the waiting room
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I've had my name said wrong at least 10 times so far in my whole forum life.
Oh, HORROR! This is clearly a travesty of untold proportions! The typo gods truly have brought their wrath down upon this poor man!

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #130 on: May 01, 2010, 04:03:39 pm »

hey, im going to vacation tommorow soooo.... if i don;t post any action do something usefull for the team as priority. because i don't know if i will hae acces to a computer!

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #131 on: May 01, 2010, 08:59:42 pm »

Will read at some point.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #132 on: May 02, 2010, 02:37:37 pm »

So many people on vacation...
I am also on vacation. I would also technically maybe have the time to try an update, but the place I am staying at has a weird azerty keyboard and I have no clue how to make, for example, apostrophes or stuff like that. I fear this keyboard. Why is the period key so far away from the other keys? It makes no sense!
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inteuniso

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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #133 on: May 02, 2010, 04:10:53 pm »

It's actually to improve typing speed.

The QWERTY keyboard is the least efficient method of typing, as all the most used keys are put the farthest away from each other.
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Re: RTDTM- Roll to Destroy the Moon
« Reply #134 on: May 02, 2010, 04:37:41 pm »

Done so that a typewriter won't get jammed when using the most common keys(the little bars used to print the letters would hit each other if next to each other and used in rapid succession).

In any case, take your time and do what's comfortable to you.  I'm not going to be a fellow who shouts "I DEMAND YOU SLAVE AWAY TO MAKE FREE ENTERTAINMENT FOR MY PLEASURE!!!"  You're the boss.
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