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[sneakey pete]

One of my older 40d forts i made a few full sets of armour and weapons, had at least some masterwork of each. Came back in adventure mode after storing them all in lead bins and then had some fun walking around killing stuff. died of something in the end, i thing, but i can't recall what.

[Tamren]

It seems that addy weapons suck. These adamantine bolts are just bouncing off people, even humans! I get a message they dent the skin and not much else.

I bet its because adamantine is feather light. It doesn't have the mass to do any damange. Now where did I put that depleted uranium....

[Urist Imiknorris]

I make roads out of it.  I pity those who use filthy gold to pave their streets.

What about platinum?

It seems that addy weapons suck. These adamantine bolts are just bouncing off people, even humans! I get a message they dent the skin and not much else.

I bet its because adamantine is feather light. It doesn't have the mass to do any damange. Now where did I put that depleted uranium....

Addy is for edged melee weapons. It's weight (or lack thereof) makes it suck for hammers and maces.

[ZeroGravitas]

I make roads out of it.  I pity those who use filthy gold to pave their streets.

What about platinum?

cue big tymers

http://platinumfootballfield.ytmnd.com/

[Tamren]

Addy is for edged melee weapons. It's weight (or lack thereof) makes it suck for hammers and maces.

I tried fighting a demon with an addy shortword. All it could do was bruise him and it kept glancing off his clothing which was simple leather. So I went and looted a bronze longsword off a nearby shop and it took him out in the first hit...

I guess weight is still a major factor for piercing and cutting.

[lordkrike]

It seems that addy weapons suck. These adamantine bolts are just bouncing off people, even humans! I get a message they dent the skin and not much else.

I bet its because adamantine is feather light. It doesn't have the mass to do any damange. Now where did I put that depleted uranium....

This makes me want to mod a metal in the game that requires 10 trips to the forge to create, along with lots of pitchblende, but has 2.5 times the mass of steel...

[Megaman]

I use them to fufill my noble's more, erotic needs. What do you think trojan condoms are made out of?

[Coidzure Dreams]

Well, trojan ones are rubber.

Dorfs, of course, distrust those silly alchemists with their useless and blood-spreading invention of soap.  So obviously the only dorfs to trust in regards to unmentionables are the metal-crafters.

[Max White]

Well, trojan ones are rubber.

Dorfs, of course, distrust those silly alchemists with their useless and blood-spreading invention of soap.  So obviously the only dorfs to trust in regards to unmentionables are the metal-crafters.

Is that what the dungeon master told you? Because we all know what HES into...

[Rumrusher]

I use them to fufill my noble's more, erotic needs. What do you think trojan condoms are made out of?

aren't dwarven condoms not getting married? the only way someone getting knock up is if they use animal spore transplants and that's only in 40d.

what I did with my first ada is well made a statue which ended up being a roach statue.

[AxisofLint]

Furniture for the haulers to keep them happy.

What? You think I would give it to the annoying and demanding nobles?!

Also I have little use for a military due to magma, so no need for armor.

... Pressurized Magma cannon? Those are my favorite.

By ARMOK they are fun!
By using a magma cannon and a water cannon you can cast obsidian under high pressure AND slay intruders with just the pull of a lever.

Can you make a water cannon and a magma cannon that would collide in mid air, and rain cast obsidian down on the folks below?

I need to try that.

[Hamster Man]

I found that adamantine has the tag "sharpenable" on it now, so when I told my crafter to make rock swords, he grabbed a chunk of adamantine.

And I got... a tower-cap sword.

Yeah. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it probably sucks balls.

[Malsqueek]

Is that what the dungeon master told you? Because we all know what HES into...

37 cloaks made of goat scrotum leather and one left sock?

[Rijjka]

I'm going to go out on a limb and call the tower cap sword from a raw chunk of adamantine a bug.

[Max White]

Is that what the dungeon master told you? Because we all know what HES into...

37 cloaks made of goat scrotum leather and one left sock?

But we wont go into where he put the sock.