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adam-s

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Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« on: April 13, 2010, 05:31:28 pm »

So being the good guy that I am I had a decent little dining room made with a respectable restaurant serving fast food and lavish meals. Nothing too fancy and yet the dwarfs decided to turn it into an endless party with most of the population there day and night.

It was so bad that I was getting spammed with messages from dwarves cancelling attending because they were out of floor space. This screen shot doesn't show the countless dwarves off hauling more meat and alcohol in. It was getting hard to get anything done.



I'm not sure if they drink more in party mode now but between 25 and 40 dwarves went through over 100 unites of alcohol in the space of a few minutes somehow. Next thing I notice is 3 dwarves sleeping in the hospital beds apparently uninjured but "unconcious".

Suddenly a moody armorsmith goes stark raving mad and proceeds to kick the crap out of two dogs. The dogs can't even chew through his clothes. Party goers are freaking out and food and booze is lying everywhere including in a couple of key doorways. People are running for their lives.

The dogs slowed the guy down while I hastily called the pathetic military. Just as the last dog slammed up against the wall and lay there the military came in and beat the guy down. After a few minutes of kicking the guy in the head he died as well.

Now no one will hold a party there. Actually don't think I've had a single party held anywhere since. I think I'll have the place engraved to see if anything interesting turns up.
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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 05:49:34 pm »

that's the single most hilarious thing I've heard all day!
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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 05:53:41 pm »

He might've uprooted the furniture piece that you declared the room from in the first place.  Check it out - is it still considered a room?
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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 05:56:01 pm »

Possibly the first sighting of a Dwarf Rave?

Perhaps we should devise a system of magma pumps and stained windows to create disco lighting, using the muffled cries of dying elves in the toture chambers as music?

FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 06:50:30 pm »

Possibly the first sighting of a Dwarf Rave?
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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 07:59:21 pm »

Possibly the first sighting of a Dwarf Rave?

Youngling. 

He apparently thought it was a mosh pit.
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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 08:06:46 pm »

Suddenly I wish those instruments were more useful then just for selling.

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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2010, 09:40:24 pm »

'bout damn time the dwarves learned to party! Now I hope they all end in chaos...

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Re: Party Crasher *possible spoilers*
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 09:51:37 pm »

Possibly the first sighting of a Dwarf Rave?

Perhaps we should devise a system of magma pumps and stained windows to create disco lighting, using the muffled cries of dying elves in the toture chambers as music?

FOR SCIENCE!

I don't think that's for science, anymore.
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