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uberubert

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Norwegian catsplosion!
« on: April 13, 2010, 04:21:04 pm »
The news in norway today showed a picture of some dude living with ~200 cats! His apartment must sure be laggy as hell... And he started out with only 3 cats, 10 years ago! Now THAT's a catsplosion for ya's.

Google translate this at your own leisure: http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/04/13/nyheter/innenriks/katt/drangedal/konflikt/11250925/
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 04:27:38 pm »
That guy's in desperate need of a butcher, and a tanner, and a soap maker, and a cook, and a bone carver, and a chef...
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 04:39:19 pm »
Quote from: PhilbertFlange on April 13, 2010, 04:27:38 pm
That guy's in desperate need of a butcher, and a tanner, and a soap maker, and a cook, and a bone carver, and a chef...

And a leatherworker.
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 05:17:41 pm »
and a mason to build a soap tower?
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 05:23:32 pm »
I heard that there was a parasite that infected certain humans that made them like cats more than other people, and they usually end up buying loads of them. The parasite does this because it likes to live in cats so it goes off into them or something.

I can't really remember the exact story or if it's true, but it's still cool.
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 08:25:46 pm »
Actually it's the cats that carry the parasite. The point of it is to make mice more likely to take risks like heading out into the open. You can catch it from leavings.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/09/magazine/09_10_catcoat.html?_r=2

"people infected with Toxo have slower reflexes" From the sounds of the article it causes brain lag IRL. Thankfully in Dwarf Fortress it works the other way around and more cats make you more likely to eat them rather then them eat you.
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 08:28:12 pm »
A virus that makes you like cats?
We should have put Japan in quarantine. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DRAW? DO YOU! No girl has a tail that long!
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2010, 10:02:14 pm »
Dear god...

One of those cats looks realy sick, which isn't surprising seeing how he lives. I wish crazy cat people would bother to care for their pets.
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Re: Norwegian catsplosion!
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 10:57:43 pm »
Quote from: buckets on April 13, 2010, 10:02:14 pm
Dear god...

One of those cats looks realy sick, which isn't surprising seeing how he lives. I wish crazy cat people would bother to care for their pets.

I guess you might call it unethical to bring up
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2692763/Cat-girl-girl-baffles-doctors.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News#ixzz0UZsIXnNq
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