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Author Topic: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!  (Read 68826 times)

Max White

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #120 on: April 18, 2010, 09:17:54 pm »

I keep have this image of a man tired down in a forest, with mushroom people surrounding him, all looking very cheerful, as the man yells from pain. Soon a small mushroom man manages to rip hes way out from the mans insides and a mushroom man in a white coat goes up to a pair of them and says "Congratulations, its a girl!"

Coidzure Dreams

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #121 on: April 18, 2010, 09:24:45 pm »

And then the elves eat the poor bastard.

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« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2010, 09:39:45 pm »

We should be able to brew them!

Plump helmet man: What did you say this thing was, again?
Brewer: I told you, it is a hottub!
PHM: Why does it have beer in it then?
Brewer: ...
Brewer: It's a dwarven hottub.

FreakyCheeseMan

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« Reply #123 on: April 18, 2010, 09:41:58 pm »

We should be able to brew them!

Plump helmet man: What did you say this thing was, again?
Brewer: I told you, it is a hottub!
PHM: Why does it have beer in it then?
Brewer: ...
Brewer: It's a dwarven hottub.

Did  you read the first page?
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What do you really need to turn Elves into Dwarves? Mutation could make them grow a beard; insanity effects could make them evil-minded, aggressive, tree-hating cave dwellers, and instant, full necrosis of their lower legs could make them short.

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #124 on: April 19, 2010, 12:16:04 am »

We should be able to brew them!

Plump helmet man: What did you say this thing was, again?
Brewer: I told you, it is a hottub!
PHM: Why does it have beer in it then?
Brewer: ...
Brewer: It's a dwarven hottub.

Did  you read the first page?

Still, once dwarves can use booze to fill things with, a dwarven hot tub filled with booze would be nifty...

Fault

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2010, 12:34:11 am »

someday blood and booze will follow fluid definitions

and then.... BEER OCEAN

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #126 on: April 19, 2010, 12:37:56 am »

Heh, I'm gonna make a part called the cap, because there's just a head on those mushroom men.
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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #127 on: April 19, 2010, 12:48:38 am »

someday blood and booze will follow fluid definitions

and then.... BEER OCEAN

Better yet, deadly beer rain!
Its beer, so its dwarfy, but its deadly, so its dwarfy!

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2010, 01:35:42 am »

it'd probably work with sphere-aligned landscapes (a planned developement)

[SPHERE:FOOD] could have lakes of alcohol, milk, or syrup (thicker liquid dynamics?)
[SPHERE:VIOLENCE] could have rivers of blood (like veins)
[SPHERE:DISEASE] could have tiny pools of pus scattered across the landscape

Vester

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #129 on: April 19, 2010, 01:54:07 am »

it'd probably work with sphere-aligned landscapes (a planned developement)

[SPHERE:FOOD] could have lakes of alcohol, milk, or syrup (thicker liquid dynamics?)
[SPHERE:VIOLENCE] could have rivers of blood (like veins)
[SPHERE:DISEASE] could have tiny pools of pus scattered across the landscape

You're not taking this to its logical conclusion. [SPHERE:VIOLENCE] would obviously have lakes filled with violence. And I'm not talking about fish-on-fish crime. I'm talking about raw, unfiltered violence in liquid form. Drink of it and be fulfilled. And violent.
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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #130 on: April 19, 2010, 01:59:50 am »

so, boiling blood that yells at you?

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #131 on: April 19, 2010, 02:01:43 am »

it'd probably work with sphere-aligned landscapes (a planned developement)

[SPHERE:FOOD] could have lakes of alcohol, milk, or syrup (thicker liquid dynamics?)
[SPHERE:VIOLENCE] could have rivers of blood (like veins)
[SPHERE:DISEASE] could have tiny pools of pus scattered across the landscape

You're not taking this to its logical conclusion. [SPHERE:VIOLENCE] would obviously have lakes filled with violence. And I'm not talking about fish-on-fish crime. I'm talking about raw, unfiltered violence in liquid form. Drink of it and be fulfilled. And violent.

See, if I could get more support for dwarven rage virus,we could *have* that.
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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #132 on: April 19, 2010, 02:02:08 am »

so, boiling blood that yells at you?

Boiling blood that yells at you while beating you to death. Lord knows that could happen, with the new forgotten beasts.
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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #133 on: April 19, 2010, 02:44:18 am »

Heh, I'm gonna make a part called the cap, because there's just a head on those mushroom men.

Ahhh... sex organ headgear...

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Re: Plump helmet man, you are mine now!
« Reply #134 on: April 19, 2010, 02:45:23 am »

... Wut.
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