My fort started out peaceful enough. Was digging out some bedrooms when all of a sudden job cancellations flooded in.
A RACCOON WAS IN THE FORT!
My dwarves were all running away, I had no military, no equipment other than one axe and some picks. I had no idea how to use the military anyway. I hope the raccoon will leave, but no, it continually runs for my stockpiles, making my dwarves scatter and return, which makes the raccoon run and return. I stumble through the military screen until I find a "create squad" option, and put a peasant in the first vacant slot.
Then I figure ok that's done. But the peasant was still running away from the raccoon!
I press go to the squad menu, and after pressing nearly every choice, I see one command that seems to be sticking out above the rest.
KILL.
I choose "kill" and select the raccoon. My dwarf becomes a squad leader and rushes to take down the rabid beast. He chases the raccoon to the river, where he finally corners it, and begins a 4 minute long combat with the creature. He systematically breaks all of it's legs before he starts punching it in the head. The raccoon was unconscious, nauseous, and in extreme pain, my recruit hadn't taken a single wound! He kept on punching that raccoon. He punched him in every single organ and body part.
Even though the blood was flying into the river and onto the nearby trees, he didn't stop punching. Even after blood started covering the river, he didn't stop punching. Finally, after a few minutes, the raccoon was dead.
I look forward to using the KILL command on other creatures. Military = awesome.