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[Coidzure Dreams]

Not everyone fantasizes about people they know or are attracted to.  I don't, it feels very violating.

Now reread your comment after you read your sig.

You realize he's being serious.

Though, in character, he should really love it if it is so violating.

As, after all, tentacle faces are all about the violating.

As this is the internets, we're not always in character.

Edit: nargnelfalganaearglemarglesnarfle...There, I added in the relevant quote sections.

[Grakelin]

This being on the top of the page, anybody (including myself) who does not realize you are talking about Cthulhu is going to be very confused.

[s22190]

Good question, ever tried talking to one of his friends or brother/sister to let them know that it is very nice of him to pursue you like this but that you are not interested ? Maybe He'll listen to someone that is close to him.

[Grakelin]

Welcome to last month.

Still excited for Splinter Cell to come out?

[sonerohi]

+20 points to Grakelin.

[Melagius]

For the sake of men everywhere, don't you dare make him endure the friend zone.

[Bandages]

The "Late to the Party" Thread, where you can experience the exhilarating rush of being months late to a topic every day!

[Grakelin]

Since people only seem to read the first post and the last post (if we're lucky) without any heed to the size of the thread or the time it has gone on for, I think we should spike our posts with all sorts of zany advice. Bonus points if Renault comes back and "agrees" to use it.

Hey, Renault, this guy seems like he just needs a self esteem boost. Just date him for a week and then break it off because you're not attracted to him anymore, that'll do it!

[Hyndis]

For the sake of men everywhere, don't you dare make him endure the friend zone.

^
This!


If you're not interested, say you're not interested. Shoot him down. Do not string him along. No one should ever do it. Its just cruel.

[Satarus]

I've been strung along before.  Not a very fun thing.  Tell the guy point blank you aren't interested in him at all.  Plus he'll probably resent you in the long run if you just string him along. 

[Bandages]

The "Late to the Party" Thread, where you can experience the exhilarating rush of being months late to a topic every day!

[uberubert]

I did not read 14 pages of replies:
How about telling him you're not gay. If he is gay, he should react pretty decently (oh, I was hoping...), and if he's not gay he should react accordingly embarrased (oh, I wasn't hoping...).

Gay people are actlually pretty awesome, if you just care to be open enough to them about anything. Atleast the gay guys I know are pretty easy to talk to about anything with any base-point.

[sonerohi]

Renault is a gal, I believe.

[Acanthus117]

Haha, this is awkward.

[Bandages]

I am going to post until people realize they are months late to the party and the issue has been resolved.

Today's post? A spinning wiener! [NSFW]

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