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[Acanthus117]

So I missed my chance again today. I sort of chickened out. I started alright, but as soon as he started to get all sad looking I started panicking and being all "butreallyyourecoolilikehangingoutwithyoureallyyourenotcreepydontbesad" and afterwards felt like slamming my head into a wall.
I'm no good at this. Rar.

If I was you, I wouldn't care if he started moaning! If you don't want him around, TELL HIM STRAIGHT UP, YO. IF HES CREEPY TELL THE BASTARD

[Renault]

Wait, your problem is that you can't work up the nerve to tell somebody you don't want to date them?

Seriously?

This is an interesting twist.

I'm pathetic. I know. :s I just dont want to hurt his feelings or anything. I keep looking for a way to close it without doing so, but I'm probably just slamming into a wall, aren't I?
Mer.
And yeah, its sort of creepy, but thats only another reason I dont want to let him down too hard. Ending up on SVU or something is not my dream day, if you follow.

[Acanthus117]

Yeah, Renault, you are slamming into a wall. You gotta get over hurting him. If you tell him to STOP, both of ya will benefit (hopefully). It's that or you let him creep you out for ALL ETERNITY.

/joke on the eternity bit

[Pathos]

I'm pathetic. I know. :s I just dont want to hurt his feelings or anything. I keep looking for a way to close it without doing so, but I'm probably just slamming into a wall, aren't I?
Mer.
And yeah, its sort of creepy, but thats only another reason I dont want to let him down too hard. Ending up on SVU or something is not my dream day, if you follow.

You've got too choices:
- Allow it to string out until he gets bored of you.
- Crush him decisively.

Love is like war. The only way to win is with a ballshot. ( Or was that war is like love? I don't know. )

EDIT: Also, if you crush him, the stalker thing is LESS likely. Or, it won't get violent at least, because he'll view you as the dominant one. At least you won't die?

[Bandages]

Four words will forever deter him.

"I have a penis."

[Grakelin]

So I missed my chance again today. I sort of chickened out. I started alright, but as soon as he started to get all sad looking I started panicking and being all "butreallyyourecoolilikehangingoutwithyoureallyyourenotcreepydontbesad" and afterwards felt like slamming my head into a wall.
I'm no good at this. Rar.

If I was you, I wouldn't care if he started moaning! If you don't want him around, TELL HIM STRAIGHT UP, YO. IF HES CREEPY TELL THE BASTARD

Actually, if moans ever emanate from him at any time, get out fast.

[Pathos]

Four words will forever deter him.

"I have a penis."

How much do you want to bet?

[Bandages]

10 shillings and a bag of doritos

[Acanthus117]

I'll bet a box of !!xTwilightx!! books.

[Pathos]

Renault, I have a lot riding on this. You have to be seductive WHILST still pretending ( we won't judge if you really have one ) to have a penis.

Okay?

[Cthulhu]

Don't do that if you're still in high school, it will spread like wildfire and your pronoun will be changed to "it"

Seriously guys, think ahead.

[Grakelin]

I somehow doubt that anybody is going to listen to the creepy guy who just got snubbed tell people that the girl has a penis.

In fact, she will win support.

Win win!

[Pathos]

Don't do that if you're still in high school, it will spread like wildfire and your pronoun will be changed to "it"

Seriously guys, think ahead.

All she has to do is demonstrate she doesn't have one somehow.

And then she might develop a cool nickname, like "Ghostdick" and become a supertransexual with magical powers and save the world from conservatives.

Good idea, no?

I somehow doubt that anybody is going to listen to the creepy guy who just got snubbed tell people that the girl has a penis.

In fact, she will win support.

Win win!

This! Pretend to be upset.

[Cthulhu]

Anyway, life is tough.  Sometimes you have to crush someone like an insect.  Maybe you'll even enjoy it. 

Don't enjoy it too much though, we have enough weirdos running around.

[Renault]

I...I'm not going to tell anyone I have a penis. That too is pretty far outside my scope of...uh...tactics..or whatever that would be.

And crush him? :\ I'm not even sure how. Like, what I'd even say. "YOURE SCARING ME. LEAVE ME ALONE" Would that work? Like. Rar.