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Author Topic: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010  (Read 1114 times)

LegitMacgyver

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Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« on: April 12, 2010, 09:21:40 am »

I have plenty of issues with the new squad system, but healthcare is so freakin' badass I don't even care that my dwarves can't fight.  They get injured so I get to play more in the hospital Weee!

I had plenty of giant leopard wounds but after a major tower collapse I admitted my favorite patient.

Here are his records Doctor:

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So he is paralyzed from the waist down and it looks like my doctors have done all they can to help him.  No crutches have been prescribed which surprised me at first but I then realized they wouldn't help very much if you are paralyzed. 

I wonder, will the bruised lower spinal nerves eventually heal?

« Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 09:29:33 am by LegitMacgyver »
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LegitMacgyver

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Re: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 09:28:12 am »

And tell me that my chief medical dwarf's life isn't straight out of t.v. medical drama:

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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 09:34:39 am »

we need a Doctor House Dorf

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Re: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 09:38:45 am »

we need a Doctor House Dorf

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I stand by Interrupted by Lupus.

Also, OP, you should edit the raws and allow him to walk again. Allow him a bit more time alive.
And then when he least expects it, drop a boulder on him.
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Re: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2010, 02:09:49 pm »

we need a Doctor House Dorf

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Urist McHouse has been sarcastic lately. Urist McHouse needs Vicodin to get through the day.

Relationships: Friend: Urist McWilson.
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Re: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2010, 02:09:59 pm »

And tell me that my chief medical dwarf's life isn't straight out of t.v. medical drama:

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The only thing missing is his sister banging his long lost twin brother that was thought to have died in that mining accident, but was later found with amnesia and being raised by a GCS as one of its own.
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Re: Healthcare is the best part of DF 2010
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 12:00:52 am »

we need a Doctor House Dorf

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My take on the house dorf.
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