Heh... speaking of glorified cannonballs... does anyone else use Thumpers? They're basically Burster rounds, except instead of a rain of Gauss particles they send out a blast of force. The most memorable moment involving one would probably be during one of my skirmishes against a Human fleet (in my last Morrigi game).
I've outfitted my primary battlecruisers with quad meson beams (Battle Bridge + War), and the rear Large turret was too limited to see serious use in combat, so I put a Thumper there, partly just to see how it works. Soon, I got to see. One rare battle where the human fleet was actually tearing up my own had a moment where the crew of one of their cruisers were probably out of commission for a moment, due to spontaneously losing their lunches and/or getting plastered against the bulkheads.
What happened was said cruiser trying to come in to attack one of my (last) ships from above. Prior to getting shot up by others of its kin, my ship happily punted a Thumper round at it. The round exploded at something of a critical point, just after the midsection, right in the slight thinning where the engine section connects. The result has... to be described in RPM. The human cruiser was violently hurled backward and upward, spinning like a throwing knife. It wasn't actually moving fast, but it was stopped and thrown back from a full-speed dive, with its heavier engine section getting most of the momentum.
Sadly, the crew never got to recover from this because another of my ships finished them off, but I'd imagine it was one of the more unpleasant pre-death experiences.
Do you have any memorable SotS moments?