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Poke (@ the thread)

[Ultimuh]

POKE
(@webadict)

Poke at him some more!

[IronyOwl]

THE GAME DIED WITH ME! AHAHAHAHAHHA!

But really, if he's not back from Thanksgiving by tomorrow you should just auto him.

...unless you're not back from Thanksgiving by tomorrow.

[Ultimuh]

Could just make him comatose as what happened to me.

[webadict]

I talk to the robed ones.

Sorry, Thanksgiving. I have no internet at home and I forgot about this.

[Dorten]

poke

poke

pokepokepoke

[Urist McOverlord]

pokety-poke-poke?

[IronyOwl]

*poooooke*

Told you. MY DEATH HERALDS THE END OF DAYS.

[Bardum Idith]

poke

Gotta catch em all...

Hide in the trees. Their robes are clearly evil.

I talk to the robed ones.

While Dorten hides behind the trees (who are clearly evil, too. I mean, TREES!) Urist engages in conversation with the robed dwarves.

"Praise Symmetry! We are pilgrims of the Regular Order. Our philosophers have located the holy grail somewhere in the mines of Charmlash."
"They say it's a marble figurine of divine origin!"

>_

RUN.

running check(>4): d6=1
Trying to run from the goblin you stumble on the steep cliff.

attacks: d2=4, hit: d6=4, evade: d6=3, dmg: d10+2=4
hit: d6=2, evade: d6=1, dmg: d10+2=11
The goblin stabs you in the groin for 3 points of damage!
You die!

Wait.. what is this? I take the flask and hold it infront, examining while ignoring the elf who probably went away by now.
This is.. a trange feeling I have.. I.. I feel.. inspired! An idea is forming in my head!

You get a bit moody! This frutarian soap stuff is indeed inspiring. But it needs something to be real dwarfy. Like... dead people!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 stone of gabbro (hauled)
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg
 flask of frutarian soap analogue

Spoiler: Urist "Mc"Curdle (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Novice Milker (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe of random colors (equipped)
 flask of cat milk (2 portions)

Spoiler: Dorten Kickbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Dyer (+2.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 vial of midnight blue dye
 flask of frutarian soap analogue

[Ultimuh]

Soap sense.. tingling.. There are bodies somewhere! Follow my soapy instincts and find some dead people to haul to the soapery! Also ignore any dangers on the way, nothing can stop a moody dwarf from completing a project!

[Sheb]

Wow, mortality is up! Continue that way!

[Haspen]

They want to steal The Praised Randomness! D:<

I must be in game to stop them!

[webadict]

Ask the robed figures why they aren't symmetric. Speak in palindromes. Become new symmetrical leader.

[Dorten]

flask of frutarian soap analogue? Where did I got this?
Also: trees are evil, but immobile.

So that evil non-dyed-robes-wearing guys want to convert my passing acquaintance to non-colored dullness!
Charge from the trees crying "Dye-dye-dye!!!" and waving my flask of dye at them (evil non-dyed clothes must be dyed)

[Siquo]

Charge from the trees crying "Dye-dye-dye!!!"

Awesome

Dye, dye, dye, my darling.