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Author Topic: Potash Maker Adventure!  (Read 57543 times)

NUKE9.13

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #585 on: October 18, 2010, 02:24:24 pm »

WHAT
WHAT
I BITE MY OWN THUMB *twitch*
I GET A SIX *twitch*
AND STILL MY MAGIC IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!
GAH
SCREW MY QUEST FOR DECENT PANTS

>HEY. HEY HIDDEN POWER. COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #586 on: October 19, 2010, 07:00:24 am »

WHAT
WHAT
I BITE MY OWN THUMB *twitch*
I GET A SIX *twitch*
AND STILL MY MAGIC IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!
GAH
SCREW MY QUEST FOR DECENT PANTS

>HEY. HEY HIDDEN POWER. COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.
Don't use magic near the book
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #587 on: October 19, 2010, 10:17:17 pm »

Attempt to open the door. Press up on it, ram it with my shoulder, try feeling around the walls for a secret lever, that sort of thing.

If that fails, try to move further down the tunnel; if there is no further down, go back down stairs and attempt to sneak past the green devourer, if it's still waiting for me. Inform Ficeri of this necessity beforehand.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #588 on: October 20, 2010, 04:14:59 pm »

WHAT
WHAT
I BITE MY OWN THUMB *twitch*
I GET A SIX *twitch*
AND STILL MY MAGIC IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!
GAH
SCREW MY QUEST FOR DECENT PANTS

>HEY. HEY HIDDEN POWER. COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.
Maybe this will help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brqIrS2ZXQ8
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #589 on: October 24, 2010, 04:32:46 pm »

*poke*
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #590 on: October 25, 2010, 11:17:04 pm »

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #591 on: October 26, 2010, 08:15:21 am »

Nuke!

BITE YOURSELF TWICE HEAL YOURSELF BACK TO FULL HEALTH BITE YOUR SELF 9 TIMES AND INCREASE YOU WIZARDRY TO OVER 9000!!!!
What are you doing here >:(
trying to convince him to do something stupid.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #592 on: October 26, 2010, 02:54:16 pm »

Nuke!

BITE YOURSELF TWICE HEAL YOURSELF BACK TO FULL HEALTH BITE YOUR SELF 9 TIMES AND INCREASE YOU WIZARDRY TO OVER 9000!!!!
What are you doing here >:(
trying to convince him to do something stupid.
No need, he'll manage just by himself.  8)
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #593 on: October 26, 2010, 07:24:19 pm »

I like the potato's idea.
DO EET, MAN!
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #594 on: October 27, 2010, 07:16:07 am »

Continue tossing.


hit: 6d-1=5, evade: d6=6
You continue missing the demon.

hit: d6+1=6, evade: d6=5, dmg: d12+3=14
The speardwarf stabs the demon's leg for 2 damage!

hit: d6-1+1=3, evade: d6=5
But the marksdwarf misses again.


hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6=5
You smoothly dodge away from the demon's clownite scythe!

hit: d6-1+2=5, evade: d6=5
Also the axedwarf just fails to hit the demon.

>_

Now all we have to do is find a bucket and my workshop is complete!
But first.. so hungry... and some booze might be nice.. follow my dwarvenly senses to find theese things,
or is my pathing realy that terrible?



You realize just did the workshop!
It has a +gabbro bucket+!

You find barrels of booze and foodstuff in the meeting hall. Thera are two guards, an old man and a dwarven woman standing at the tables.
One of barrel is opened and seems to contain dwarven wine.

>_

>HEY. HEY HIDDEN POWER. COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.


You clamor for the hidden power, and it comes!
You don't know how, but you realize that this is the legendary Ngug, the author of this book of madness.
He looks at you expectantly...

>_

Attempt to open the door. Press up on it, ram it with my shoulder, try feeling around the walls for a secret lever, that sort of thing.

If that fails, try to move further down the tunnel; if there is no further down, go back down stairs and attempt to sneak past the green devourer, if it's still waiting for me. Inform Ficeri of this necessity beforehand.



You don't find any hints how to open the door. The tunnel is a dead end, so you go back to where you saw the devourer.
But the beast is not there! You go further into the cave, where you first met the other dwarf and the devourer.
Peeking into the chest you see a few items:
2 rusty iron whips: hit+0, 2d6-1 dmg
a rusty iron mace: hit-1, d12+3 dmg

>_

Status:
Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Homunculus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unholy Guard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ngug (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #595 on: October 27, 2010, 09:25:36 am »

Attempt to disarm him.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #596 on: October 27, 2010, 10:01:25 am »

In my typically soapy manner shout out "SOAP! FOOD! DRINK!" To state I am hungry and thirsty.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #597 on: October 27, 2010, 12:49:54 pm »

>Demand that I be allowed to open a portal to dark dimensions without thought or care for the quinsequonces.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #598 on: October 27, 2010, 04:57:10 pm »

Initiate Project Madness: Use the rusty iron whip, with it's cutting damage, to sharpen my elk bird horn.

Once that's done, head down the passage I didn't get chased by a devourer down. The one that beardless cur fled to.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #599 on: October 28, 2010, 09:29:03 am »

No need, he'll manage just by himself.  8)
>Demand that I be allowed to open a portal to dark dimensions without thought or care for the quinsequonces.

See? :)
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