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[dwarfguy2]

Throw random heavy/and/or spiked rocks at it.

[Ultimuh]

b>w>s gabro material

DO it now!

[IronyOwl]

Wake up, feeling refreshed but realizing it'd be better to find a bed for that, and attempt to go past/up the stairs. Unless Ficeri has a better idea, of course.

[NUKE9.13]

Bite thumb; use blood to fuel arcane activities. Repeat attempt to trap homieunculus.

[Haspen]

Bite thumb; use blood to fuel arcane activities. Repeat attempt to trap homieunculus.

I will laugh when you will roll 1 and bite half of your arm off

[NUKE9.13]

Bite thumb; use blood to fuel arcane activities. Repeat attempt to trap homieunculus.

I will laugh when you will roll 1 and bite half of your arm off

As will I, Haspen.
As will I.

[Siquo]

... but not for long, Nuke.

Not for long... 

[Bardum Idith]

Throw random heavy/and/or spiked rocks at it.

hit: d6-1=3, evade: d6=4
You fail to hit the demon with a generic rock...

hit: d6-1+1=1, evade: d6=5
...Just like the marksdwarf...

hit: d6-1+2=6, evade: d6=6
...And the axedwarf!


hit: d6=5, evade: d6=3, dmg: 2d10=8
The swordsdwarf finally hits the demon for 1 damage!

hit: d6+1=5, evade: d6=4, dmg: 1d12+3=13
The speardwarf stabs his groin for 3 points of damage!

hit: d6-1=5, evade: d6=6
And the demon doesn't hit anything!

>_

b>w>s gabro material

DO it now!

You decide to just DO the soapery without a bucket.

AND YOU DO EET!!111
The kid looks confused.

>_

Wake up, feeling refreshed but realizing it'd be better to find a bed for that, and attempt to go past/up the stairs. Unless Ficeri has a better idea, of course.

"Oh, had enough sleep already?"

You go upstairs but find nothing but a closed door without a handle in the dark.

>_

Bite thumb; use blood to fuel arcane activities. Repeat attempt to trap homieunculus.

You bite yourself for 1 point of damage and a wizardry bonus.

Wizardry check(>5): d6+2=6
You manage to channel enough magical energy for your spell. But it's not an easy spell.
And some strange power seems to interfere with your casting...


hidden effect roll
A magical explosion shakes the cave. Directly in front of you!
dmg: 2d20=13
You lose 2 hitpoints!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)

Spoiler: Homunculus (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/5

Natural Armor:
 (6-4) Upper Body: 4
 (3) Arms: 3
 (2) Lower Body:2
 (1) Legs: 3

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d10 dmg
 Punch: hit+0, 1d6 dmg

Spoiler: Unholy Guard (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 4
 (5-4) Upper Body: 6
 (3) Lower Body:4
 (2) Arms: 5
 (1) Legs: 5

Attacks
 Punch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 Clownite Scythe: hit-1, 3d10 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a battering ram

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Adequate Wizard (+1.0)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg (equipped)
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 stone of gabbro (hauled)
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 generic rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg

[Sheb]

Batter the door with your battering ram Ironbucket!

[dwarfguy2]

Continue tossing.

[Siquo]

Bite yourself three more times, Nuke! You can do this!

[Ultimuh]

Now all we have to do is find a bucket and my workshop is complete!
But first.. so hungry... and some booze might be nice.. follow my dwarvenly senses to find theese things,
or is my pathing realy that terrible?

[Sheb]

Bite yourself three more times, Nuke! You can do this!

[maxicaxi]

Nuke!

BITE YOURSELF TWICE HEAL YOURSELF BACK TO FULL HEALTH BITE YOUR SELF 9 TIMES AND INCREASE YOU WIZARDRY TO OVER 9000!!!!

[Ochita]

Nuke!

BITE YOURSELF TWICE HEAL YOURSELF BACK TO FULL HEALTH BITE YOUR SELF 9 TIMES AND INCREASE YOU WIZARDRY TO OVER 9000!!!!

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