*POKE*
Sorry, I was ill during the week and only lurking around here
>Ask the boy in your usually soapy manner were the soapery is. "Soap?"
You ask the boy for soap...
"Huh? What's 'soap'?"
"Uhm... you got candy?"
>_
(run!)
Oops. It seems your running has drawn some attention.
Maybe you ran too FAST, FAR or UNSTOPPING? Or just too furious...
"Prove the maliciousness of your souls or be exterminated!"
Your companoins are stunned with fright!
>_
Reluctantly but quietly follow Ficeri.
You walk a bit and come to a staircase that leads to a closed gate.
"Hmm, I think he won't follow us here. So, uhh, Iron, do you know how to get out here?"
"I can't remember anything... How I got here and such..."
>_
>Threaten to use my awesome wizardry skill to burn the book unless it opens up right now and cuts out the whole 'mind numbing horror' business. I mean it!
Wizardry roll: d6+0.5=5.5As you shout at the book a purple lightning bolt shoots from your hand to ... the sky? Well, that's magic...
The book doesn't react, though you think you heard a faint whispering.
The homunculus squeeks something: "Kyuuu - T"
>_
Status:
HP: 3/10
Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 5
(3) Lower Body:3
(2) Arms: 4
(1) Legs: 4
Equipment
worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)
HP: 4/5
Natural Armor:
(6-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Arms: 3
(2) Lower Body:2
(1) Legs: 3
Attacks
Kick: hit-1, 1d10 dmg
Punch: hit+0, 1d6 dmg
HP: 6/6
Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 5
(3) Lower Body:3
(2) Arms: 4
(1) Legs: 4
Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
Bite: hit+0, 2d4 dmg
HP: 6/10Skills: Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
Novice Striker (+0.5)
Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
Novice Cook (+0.5)
Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)
Novice Dodger (+0.5)
Inventory wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
leather armor (equipped)
pig tail robe
1 ration of plump helmet stew
marble figurine of a microcline figurine
HP: 6/10Skills: Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
Novice Dodger (+0.5)
Novice Wizard (+0.5)
Inventory balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg (equipped)
pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
Isethònul Bistökzuntîr
2 rotten puppy ears
branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
1 piece of soap
stange old paper
HP: 8/10Skills:Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
Inventory dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg
HP: 10/10Skills:Competent Milker (+1.5)
Inventory pig tail robe (equipped)
barrel of 3 portions of cat milk