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[Ochita]

"You have activated the something awful Moderators! Cower in fear of their banisment powers!"

[Bardum Idith]

Use stew to tame devourer.

Now that the light from your fellow dwarf faded away, it's dark again and you'll get a 0.5 malus to hit.
Animal Training check(>4): d6=6
You throw a plump helmet stew at the devourer and it devours the helpless meal!


hit: d6-1=2, evade:d6=6
While the right mouth is joyfully chewing (and slobbering) the stew you evade an acid attack from the other tentacle.

>_

>Place Something Awful on the altar.
Attempt to cast magic at Something Awful using ROY-ALA-TEE

You put something awful on the altar...
hidden magic roll
You feel an unknown force floating through your body! The ROY-ALA-TEE shoots waves of light at something awful.
Something awful begins altering its shape in the purple light...

Bubbles "Mc"Warhead, Soap Maker, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Wizard now!


Something awful has grown to a humunculus!

It looks at you and slowly starts speaking in a squeeky voice:
"Ho...ho...ho-mie!"

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Green Devourer (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/12

Natural Armor:
 (6-5) Tentacles: 3
 (4-3) Body: 5
 (1-2) Legs:4

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d20 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg, attacks d2 times
 Acid Spit: hit-1, 2d4-1 dmg per turn

Spoiler: Homunculus (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/5

Natural Armor:
 (6-4) Upper Body: 4
 (3) Arms: 3
 (2) Lower Body:2
 (1) Legs: 3

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d10 dmg
 Punch: hit+0, 1d6 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 2 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a devoured meal

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Wizard (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

[NUKE9.13]

Huzzah! Magic!

I request a boon (Open yon foreboding door) from the Homieunculous

[IronyOwl]

Tame other head as well!

[Bardum Idith]

I request a boon (Open yon foreboding door) from the Homieunculous

You command your minion to open the door and it(?) obeys immediately.
The humunculus hammers at the door with it's(?) little fists. It seems not to be very clever...

>_


Animal Training check(>4): d6=6
You feed the stew to the devourer's right mouth.

Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced!
You are a novice Animal Trainer now!

The beast is now chewing the stew and seems to have lost interest in you. At least for a while...

>_


After a journey of several months you finally reached Ìtdùnmeng, Charmlash, a dwarven outpost somewhere in the mountains.
In these mountains, you heard, several dragons were spotted few years ago. You are eager to find them and make your greatest dream come true:
To milk a dragon!

You are standing on a road leading to the fortress. You can see an inactive dwarf here and a mine entrance behind some trees.

Spoiler: Map of the area (click to show/hide)

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Green Devourer (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/12

Natural Armor:
 (6-5) Tentacles: 3
 (4-3) Body: 5
 (1-2) Legs:4

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d20 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg, attacks d2 times
 Acid Spit: hit-1, 2d4-1 dmg per turn

Spoiler: Homunculus (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/5

Natural Armor:
 (6-4) Upper Body: 4
 (3) Arms: 3
 (2) Lower Body:2
 (1) Legs: 3

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d10 dmg
 Punch: hit+0, 1d6 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a homie-munculus

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Wizard (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 barrel of 3 portions of cat milk

[IronyOwl]

Ride the devourer!

No YOU'LL end badly!

[dwarfguy2]

hey is that a cave? CAVECAVECAVECAVECAVE! caveshavedragonsletsgothereweeofftodotheultimatemilkingjob TO THE CAVE!

[NUKE9.13]

Ride the devourer!

No YOU'LL end badly!

Hmm.

Your ideas intrigue me.
I wish to subscribe to your method of thinking.

Ride the Homieunculus!
Continue to ignore glowing purple eyes

[iceball3]

If you don't mind, can i be on the waiting list?

Name:Icy McFrozenBalls III
Profesion: bone carver.
Bio:Wanted to move here and do stuff. is always thinking of backflips and stuff spontaneously freezing.
Invintory:
- An aqua blue Cloak.
- bone carving tool
- pants
- more pants

[maxicaxi]

YAY ONLY 13 MOAR TO GO!!!?!?!!!

  ☺

I think Iron Boatbucket has gained enough skill to get 8/11 HP.

[Ochita]

Could I join? If so...

Name: Jorum Tamewater
Skill: Potash making

[Bardum Idith]

If you don't mind, can i be on the waiting list?

Name:Icy McFrozenBalls III
Profesion: bone carver.
Bio:Wanted to move here and do stuff. is always thinking of backflips and stuff spontaneously freezing.
Invintory:
- An aqua blue Cloak.
- bone carving tool
- pants
- more pants

You are on the waiting list now, but there are restrictions on what names and professions you can choose (see first post).

I think Iron Boatbucket has gained enough skill to get 8/11 HP.

Hmmm, I hadn't thought of this. But feeding a monster hasn't much to do with strength/constitution anyway

Could I join? If so...

Name: Jorum Tamewater
Skill: Potash making

You are on the waiting list. And it's looong...

Ride the devourer!

Animal Training check(>4): d6+0.5=1.5
You try to ride the devourer, but it bolts and knocks you down! It is enraged again...

hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6-1=5
The green devourer tries to stomp you, but you manage to roll away.

Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced:
This green devourer is apparently not a horse!

>_

TO THE CAVE!

You go towards the wooden structure. You pass a boring dead tree and enter the cave (don't you?)


After some stairs you come to a first corridor. There is a rotten corpse lying on the floor, wearing old trousers.
You can also see another corpse at the bottom of a downward staircase.

>_

Ride the Homieunculus!

You sit on your obediant slave. The poor small guy is unable to carry you and receives 2 points of damage!

Suddenly the door opens...


Through it you can see a blue-lit chamber with an obsidian platform. On it stands some sort of column.
The perspective in this room seems to be wrong...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Green Devourer (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/12

Natural Armor:
 (6-5) Tentacles: 3
 (4-3) Body: 5
 (1-2) Legs:4

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d20 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg, attacks d2 times
 Acid Spit: hit-1, 2d4-1 dmg per turn

Spoiler: Homunculus (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/5

Natural Armor:
 (6-4) Upper Body: 4
 (3) Arms: 3
 (2) Lower Body:2
 (1) Legs: 3

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d10 dmg
 Punch: hit+0, 1d6 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a horse steak

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Wizard (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 barrel of 3 portions of cat milk

[iceball3]

Okay, then i guess i'll be a wood burner. i don't think my name is too out of line... is it?

[Bardum Idith]

Hmm, Icy FrozenBalls is okay I guess. And you won't get all the requested items at start...

[IronyOwl]

Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced:
This green devourer is apparently not a horse!

YOU LIE.

Pet both tentacles to calm it!