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[Bardum Idith]

>use kleptomania on chest

You loot the chest and open a window in your mind to view your loot:
2 rusty iron whips: hit+0, 2d6-1 dmg
a rusty iron mace: hit-1, d12+3 dmg
a skull
something with a blood covering... something awful

Free slots in inventory: 2
(a stack of several items takes only one slot)

You hear more strange sounds coming out of the tunnel.

>_

Run down the tunnel like a coward.

running check (>3): d6=1
You run along the tunnel, but it catches up.

hit: d6-1=3, evade: d6=4
You notice a stream of green slime barely missing you!

Then you finally stumble out of the tunnel into the light:



>_


Status:

Spoiler: Green Devourer (click to show/hide)

HP: 12/12

Natural Armor:
 (6-5) Tentacles: 3
 (4-3) Body: 5
 (1-2) Legs:4

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d20 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg, attacks d2 times
 Acid Spit: hit-1, 2d4-1 dmg per turn

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of something awful

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

[NUKE9.13]

... I forget, are either of us supposed to be killing the other?

Anyway.

>I will take the skull and combine it with the spinal cord in my inventory.
TOTALLY IGNORE NEWCOMERS

[Siquo]

Just NUKE, aka Bubbles. He will kill you first chance he has. Strike now!

[NUKE9.13]

Just NUKE, aka Bubbles. He will kill you first chance he has. Strike now!

>:[
Don't think I've forgotten about you. One of my long term goals is to find, reanimate, and kill Siq Bangerhead.
Other goals include: Find nice trousers, assemble skeleton, Do Questionable Things to Elf Maiden.

[IronyOwl]

Impress the newcomer by striking down the foul abomination!

...

By which I guess I mean striking down the acid spitter to impress the bonecrafter... But a DoT ally would really be awesome.

[Bardum Idith]

... I forget, are either of us supposed to be killing the other?

You only came with the goal to kill Siq, so you don't have to...

>I will take the skull and combine it with the spinal cord in my inventory.
TOTALLY IGNORE NEWCOMERS

You combine the items. The skull improves the balance of the spinal cord but makes its end less spikey.
balanced spinal cord: hit+0 (+1), 1d20-4 dmg (-1)
The ROY-ALA-TEE emits rays of light to congratulate you!

>_


hit: 6d-1=6, evade: d6=2, damage: 2d8=11
You hit the green devourer's leg for 2 points of damage!


hit: d6-1=2, evade: 16d=3
The green devourer spits acid at the ground next to you! It is not hurt!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Green Devourer (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/12

Natural Armor:
 (6-5) Tentacles: 3
 (4-3) Body: 5
 (1-2) Legs:4

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d20 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg, attacks d2 times
 Acid Spit: hit-1, 2d4-1 dmg per turn

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a limb mutilated by a green devourer's acid

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

[IronyOwl]

Bladed Windmill Attack!

[Bardum Idith]

Just noticed something:

Goddamn Elkbirds

We had one already. Maybe there will be more...

[NUKE9.13]

Seriously. Elkbirds. What the fuck.

Anyway.

I take the blood-covered awesome awful thing and head down the passage to the right.

[Hugehead]

Soon to be featuring Hugehead as Huge Head, the potash maker!

[Bardum Idith]

Soon to be featuring Hugehead as Huge Head, the potash maker!

You're on the waiting list now. But dwarfy surnames are made of two compunds, so you can either be Huge Head(something) or (something) HugeHead...
And looking at the waiting list I don't belive in that "soon" 

Also, there are theoretically four players now, dwarfguy2 the dyer just hasn't answered my PM yet, Ultimuh is still inactive. I think this waiting list is cursed...

Bladed Windmill Attack!

special move check (>3): d6=4, hit: d6+1-1=5, evade: d6=6
You actually manage to perform a bladed windmill attack! If the devourer only hadn't dodged so well...


hit: d6-1=3 , evade: d6=5
The ground is punished by a second spit attack, but it withstands the acidious assault!

>_

I take the blood-covered awesome awful thing and head down the passage to the right.

You decide to keep something awful in your hand, otherwise it would make all your neat inventory stuff dirty.
You come into a chamber illuminated by purple crystals on obsidian pillars.
In the center there is a big obsidian altar. A further tunnel is blocked by a massive iron gate.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Green Devourer (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/12

Natural Armor:
 (6-5) Tentacles: 3
 (4-3) Body: 5
 (1-2) Legs:4

Attacks
 Kick: hit-1, 1d20 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg, attacks d2 times
 Acid Spit: hit-1, 2d4-1 dmg per turn

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of something awful

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 something awful covered with blood (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

[IronyOwl]

Use stew to tame devourer.

[Siquo]

See? He just left you to die! Kill him!

[NUKE9.13]

>Place Something Awful on the altar.
Attempt to cast magic at Something Awful using ROY-ALA-TEE

[Haspen]

>Place Something Awful on the altar.
Attempt to cast magic at Something Awful using ROY-ALA-TEE

I see what you did there.