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[IronyOwl]

Oh god,  I forgot about this. DON'T KILL ME I HAVE TO MAKE MORE STEW.

Begin following the fairy-thing.

"I'm Iron, what's your name? What are you? What is this place and why does it have a staff room?"


Nuke Action:

Dramatically state: "I..." (dramatic pause) "...am Bubbles McWarhead, righteous crusader of vengeance!" And this..." (another dramatic pause, holding the ROY-ALA-TEE forward) "...is a ROY-ALA-TEE! Impressive, isn't it?"

Once she's done fawning over my massive and glorious attachment, ask what a thing like her is doing in a place like this, followed by what either of those are.

[Bardum Idith]

Begin following the fairy-thing.

"I'm Iron, what's your name? What are you? What is this place and why does it have a staff room?"

You follow the fairy along the tunnel. There are two levers in a recess. The only door is closed.

"Name? I don't have such a thing... We are the company of ultimate evil. This branch is one of our dungeons, where we provide exploration, action and fun for curious heroes."


She pulls a lever and the door opens.

"Uhm... I'm sorry, but artifacts are forbidden here. Please hand over your cap, we'll store it at the cloakroom. You can't miss the room when leaving the dungeon."
"You'll find further instructions on engravings in the next chamber."

>_

Dramatically state: "I..." (dramatic pause) "...am Bubbles McWarhead, righteous crusader of vengeance!" And this..." (another dramatic pause, holding the ROY-ALA-TEE forward) "...is a ROY-ALA-TEE! Impressive, isn't it?"[/b]

Once she's done fawning over my massive and glorious attachment, ask what a thing like her is doing in a place like this, followed by what either of those are.

You babble something about vengance and righteousness. The elven woman is massivly and gloriously impressed.
Then you ask stuff.

"I.. I've no idea how I came here. I remember horrible things, but I don't know whether they are real or just nightmares..."
"My name is Ficeri. Uhm... Bubbles, would you mind helping me getting rid of these chains? That would be really nice."

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)
 2 rusty iron chains (chained with)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nïng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of solid light

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 unprepared zombie brain

[Haspen]

Ficeri is obviously an elven demon of total annihilation *not the game*.

Os obviously, she must be freed. For Fun.

[IronyOwl]

Cheerfully respond with "Okay!" and hand her the cap. Also ask what the other lever does, and proceed to the next room if the answer isn't bad idea interesting.


Nuke Action:

Use the awesome power of the ROY-ALA-TEE to shatter the chains! With magic or something, not bashing it against them.

[IronyOwl]

*poke*

Perhaps Mish needs a replacement?

[Bardum Idith]

*poke*

Perhaps Mish needs a replacement?

The Fog Demon waits patiently...

Well, Halmie has been inactive for nearly one month. If he doesn't respond the next few days, I'll move on to the next on the waiting list.
Also, I think I'll add a fourth player slot, that waiting list is so awfully long...
Prepare yourself, Ultimuh and dwarfguy2!

Cheerfully respond with "Okay!" and hand her the cap. Also ask what the other lever does, and proceed to the next room if the answer isn't bad idea interesting.

"The lever? It's a security measure."
This doesn't sound that interesting, so you happily enter the room!


The door you just passed closes again!
You can hear another gate opening somewhere in this room.
It's dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue...

>_

Use the awesome power of the ROY-ALA-TEE to shatter the chains! With magic or something, not bashing it against them.

You point at the chain wit you ROY-ALA-TEE and concentrate very hard!
Nothing happens...

"What are you doing?", Ficeri asks.

Maybe you should use some cryptic chanting?

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)
 2 rusty iron chains (chained with)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of solid light

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: close to suspension!
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 unprepared zombie brain

[IronyOwl]

Activate Grue-Warding Stance (also known as batting at the air now and then) and try to find that opening grate.


Nuke Action:

"SHAGARUM MA SO GATHAH!"

plus dramatic pointing of ROY-ALA-TEE.

[Bardum Idith]

A magical field of greater suspension +10 grows around Mish and the fog demon!

Activate Grue-Warding Stance (also known as batting at the air now and then) and try to find that opening grate.

You stagger around in the dark.
hidden dice roll


You find a passage and enter it. After a while you come to a band. At the end of the tunnel there seems to be light!
You can hear a panting sound in some distance behind you. Grues don't make such noises...

>_

"SHAGARUM MA SO GATHAH!"

plus dramatic pointing of ROY-ALA-TEE.

You chant some stuff and try to invoke the mighty ROY-ALA-TEE's powers!
hidden wizardry check
Nothing happens...

>_

EDIT: Seems NUKE is back. It will be his turn again...


You have arrived. After a long soapless odyssee through the lands you can see the mountain halls of Ìtdùnmeng, a young and growing dwarven community.
Here, you think, you will finally be able to achieve what you strifed for so long. To create the best piece of soap in the universe!

You are standing on the road leading to Charmlash. In the background you spot a small wooden structure surrounded by a moat.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)
 2 rusty iron chains (chained with)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine you cannot see in the dark

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

[Haspen]

Fuck yes. Fuck fuck yes.

So clooose to my turn :3

I SHALL MELT YOUR EYES WITH LYEEES! *cough*

[IronyOwl]

EDIT: Seems NUKE is back. It will be his turn again...

I like that phrase, Haspen.

Anyway, prepare for combat in the dark. Call out "Who's there?"

[NUKE9.13]

Okay I got this

Seriously.

Say "I'll be right back", then head deeper into the cave.

[IronyOwl]

Page 4? But...

[Bardum Idith]

Page 4? But...

Ultimuh replaced an inactive player and is inactive since then


A wandering squirrel fiend stops to look at the catatonic dwarf...

>_

Anyway, prepare for combat in the dark. Call out "Who's there?"

You make ready to fight blind (-1 to hit)!
Something is moving in the dark. It produces strange slimey sounds that don't seem to be a proper answer.

>_

Say "I'll be right back", then head deeper into the cave.

You get something and go forward. You find a wall with two tunnels leading deeper into the caverns.
From one tunnel you can hear somebody shouting.
There is also a closed but apparently unlocked copper chest.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of an elder thing

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

[NUKE9.13]

Oh geez I wonder shall I go and do something or shall I loot this chest?
HMM

>use kleptomania on chest

[IronyOwl]

Run down the tunnel like a coward.